May, 2009

Sour grapes from Benitez leaves after-taste

Cast your memory back a few years and Sir Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger had declared war on each other.
Ferguson took umbrage at Wenger’s time-honoured reluctance to give United any credit and only the passing of time has eased, not cured, tensions between the pair.
Now, with Wenger struggling to return Arsenal as serious title rivals [...]

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These Are The Real Facts Señor Benitez

Since we first heard the magical delusions of Señor Benitez earlier this season, we’ve had many a laugh debunking his rhetoric as the lies that they were. His so called ‘facts’ served only as an excuse as to why his team couldn’t keep up the pace with United in the latter half of the season. [...]

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Ferguson faced with final conundrum

The significance of Darren Fletcher’s red card against Arsenal on Tuesday was not lost on Sir Alex Ferguson.
The odd-job man the Old Trafford faithful once loved to hate was the unfortunate victim of a wretched decision by the over-zealous Italian match official Roberto Rosetti for a professional foul inside the penalty area on Cesc Fábregas.

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New ‘CR7′ Drug Sweeps Europe

New ‘CR7′ Drug Sweeps Europe

A new drug, “CR7″, has recently been released in England and Europe by the drug manufacturing company “AIG”. Distributed by “Manchester United F.C.” at local football stadiums, the drug has become revolutionary.

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We’ve Done Our Job, Can Liverpool Do Theirs?

We’ve Done Our Job, Can Liverpool Do Theirs?

Another 3 points in the bag and another step closer to title number 18. It was a stroll in the park in all honestly and we were even able to give some game time to 17 year old Kiko Macheda. ‘Boro never really troubled us, the defence did it’s job and they’re only efforts on [...]

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