 did you hear about this blonde
Did you hear about the blonde that...
1.After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
2.Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
3.Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
4.Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years" | 
