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For Vidic to the tune of Popeye

Nemanja the Serbian
He's bigger than Superman
He eats all his spinach
And his name is Vidic
Nemanja the Serbian

For Tevez to the tune of Copacabana

His name is Tevez
It's Carlos Tevez
And he wears red upon his back
And he leads us in attack
He ***** on City
And ***** the scousers
When Fergie puts him in the side
All the coc kneys run and hide
He is an ugly ****
Who gives a **** 'bout that
He's a Red from Argentina
But who told us that....

...His name is Tevez
It's Carlos tevez etc etc

For Evra to the tune of Do the Conga

Doo Doo Doo
We all love Patrice Evra
Doo Doo Doo
The fastest on the pitch
Doo Doo Doo
The greatest left back ever
Doo Doo Doo
And Ashley Cole's his *****