| I have found a sure fire cure for insomnia !!!
Watch Germany play for 90 minutes ...
You will find it relatively easy to reach half time ...
15 minutes in which to make a cup of tea and grab
a handful of Hob-Nobs Yum yum
But having consumed the aforementioned tea
and Hob-Nobs ...
Settle back, relax, get comfortable ...
Because the non-stop, never ending boredom
sets in again quickly after this break !!
At 55 minutes your eyelids will become oh so heavy
and by the time the clock reaches 1 hour you'll be
gone, unconscious, comatose.
Luckily for me my sister woke me, so I will be awake
to watch Eastenders at 10pm.
Had I watched an hour of German boredom AND missed
Eastenders I would have been furious.
A letter to the German FA would have ensued I'm afraid
and from there we would have finished up in The Hague
as I accuse the Germans of violating my human rights,
my right to be awake when I choose to be !!
Good luck Germnay and I h..o....p.....e................................Zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. | 
