What is the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous to children; the other holds groceries
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?
The nun has hope in her soul.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche and a porcupine?
A porcupine has *****s on the outside!
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.
What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
and lastly (for now), a difference joke with a diferent spin on it:
There's 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
