| Can we have some Utd specials . LIke leading scorers etc .
__________________ Drama Queen Syndrome - It starts early!  RED DAVE
Dave dave, he is thrash talking
In his spare time he does a fair bit a stalking,
His name was fazz according to Jazz,
but then he began to talk some smack,
and Jazz decided to get his own back.
The ban stick was shoved so far up his reer
that it brought a tear from that simple queer.
And now the kid begins to rave in the name
of the one and only RED DAVE. | 
