| Oldies at it
An old man, we will call him Fred, met an old lady Doris at Bingo.
One day he eventually plucked up the courage to ask her out. She agreed straight away.
After a few nights out together Fred invited Doris back to his flat for coffee.
Things got a bit steamy and Fred made a move on Doris.
Doris thought to herself , ' this old man is well past it' so decided to leave her tights on under her skirt.
After an amazing night of passion, Doris said to Fred ,' wow, that was amazing I didnt know you still had it in you'
Fred replied, 'and I didnt know you were still a virgin' | 
