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| Originally Posted by Jazz 16 March 2078 Nice one. Ill be 98. Thats a good innings.. |
Greedy bloody git !!!
I just checked how I will die......
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.
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| Originally Posted by SolskjaertheLegend Tuesday, September 5, 2045
I'll be 54
how i die:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you. |
Stay away from outdoor cafes......men with beards.....men with rucksacks and you will be fine
