| Funny
Couldn't think of a good title.
A Cucumber, a pickle and a ***** are talking. The Cucumber tells them when he gets big fat and juicy they chop him up.
The Pickle then tells them that when he gets big fat and juicy, they put him in a jar of vinegar.
The ***** says, you think thats bad, when i get big fat and juicy, they put plastic over me and bang my head against a wall untill i throw up and pass out. | 
