| Dude that second one is too disgusting to make up, so i presume you did it.
Here's a joke or two, unsure if they've been seen on here before...
Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you've already told her twice.
And for lamo's
What happened to the wooden car?
it wooden(t) go!
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