[Stephen]

Put all the United chants in here. Or ask for some which you have heard/want to know and are unsure on the words. I'll put up a few, and add some as I go along.

I know loads have asked for chants.

U-N-I Tune: This Old Man

U-N-I T-E-D
United are the team for me
With a nick nack paddy wack, give the dog a bone
Why don't City **** off home

Army

Fergusons Red and White Army. Clap, clap, clap, clap.
Fergusons Red and White Army. Clap, clap, clap, clap.
Continue til fade.
Glory, Glory Man United

Glory, Glory Man United
Glory, Glory Man United
Glory, Glory Man United
As the Reds go marching on, on, on!

United Calypso
When they're playing in your town
Get yourself to that football ground
Take a lesson, come to see
Football taught by Matt Busby
Oh Manchesterrr, Manchester United
A Bunch of bouncing Busby babes
They deserve to be knighted!
When they're playing in your town....

Pride of all Europe
We're just one of those teams that you see now and then,
We often score six, but we seldom score ten
We beat em at home, and we beat em away,
We kill any ******** that get in the way.

WE ARE THE Pride of all Europe, the c*ck of the north,
We hate the Scousers, the ****neys of course (And Leeds!)
We're United without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys! Na na na...

MUFC, ok?

M-U,
M-U-F,
M-U-F-C,
ok?

Que Sara Sara

Que Sara Sara
Whatever will be, will be
We're going to Wemberly,
Que Sara Sara

Stretford End Arising
I see the Stretford End Arising,
I see there's trouble on the way,
Don't go out tonight,
Unless you're red and white,
I see there's trouble on the way.

United Road

Take Me Home, United Road
To the place, where I belong
To Old Trafford, to see United
Take me home, United Road

Player Songs:

Gary Neville:

Gary Neville, is a red, is a red
Gary Neville is a red
He hates Scousers.

Nemanja Vidic

Nemanja, whoawo,
Nemanja, whoawo,
He comes from Serbia
He'll ******* murder ya!

Paul Scholes

He scores goals galore,
He scored goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals.

Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing,
Feared by the blues,
Loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

GIGGS, Giggs will tear you aparrrt, AGAIN!

Wes Brown

We've got Wesley Brown
We've got Wesley Brown
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesly Brown

Park Ji-Sung

Park, Park
Wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
Could be worse,
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

Cristiano Ronaldo

He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiiiiight
That boy Ronaldo
Made England look *****

There's only one Ronaldo!

Wayne Rooney

I saw my mate,
The other day,
Said to me,
He's seen the white Pele,
So I ask,
Who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wanyne Rooney...

Carlos Tevez

Who's that boy from Argentina?
Who's that boy we all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes,
He's our superstar Tevez,
And forever at United he will score.

ARGENTINA! ARGENTINA! ARGENTINA!

Loads, loads more guys. More to follow.

Manchester United fanzine, Red News, have released a special edition of every word to every song at United.