The Fight thread!

[RichardsReds]

I'm not sure if this has been done before on here so i'll explain what to do then we can all join in and play together like little children. Basically you suggest two players to fight each other. I'll pick for an example here.... Sol Campbell and Micah Richards. The next people to post in the thread says who he thinks would win and then proposes another fight. Good now you understand (if you don't understand you're a moron) lets play!



Lee Bowyer VS Kieron Dyer (what a coincidence i picked those two!)

[Jazz 16]

Bowyer is such a tinker that he would win. He would probably bite him and resort
to dirty tactics....

Next fight:

Hargreaves vs Carrick (now remeber carrick is a lot bigger but I reckon Hargo is tougher)

[RichardsReds]

God Jazz i thought you were going to PM me asking how to play before getting involved to be honest!

Carrick would win, he is northern and huge!


Jaap Stam VS Jimmy Floyd Hassleblink

[Lucky7]

Jaap Stam Would win it,He's Taller than Jimmy.

Next Fight:

Ronaldo vs Torres

[cjl_safcfan]

im debating in my mind which would hit the deck first... torres, he seems like a bit of a wuss to me
ronaldo to win
kenwyne vs adebayor

[yangch0000]

Kenwyne, without a doubt. adebayor cant even fight off bendtner.

rooney vs tevez. i reckon this to be a toughie

[cjl_safcfan]

rooney IMO

dwight yourke Vs Andy Cole

if they were stood next to each other so they couldnt die when trying to move towards one another

[RedForceRising]

rooney IMO

dwight yourke Vs Andy Cole

if they were stood next to each other so they couldnt die when trying to move towards one another


Andy Cole would bitch slap Yorkie like Jordan did!


Didier Drogba vs Jens Lehmann

[greenhoff]

Lehmann as he would use a knife.
Peter Kenyon or Ken Bates?

[Devilzz91]

Ken Bates (Peter Kenyon is a slimy coward!).

Rooney or Keane?

[cjl_safcfan]

if yhou mean roy...then keano all the way

wenger Vs grant

[Jazz 16]

Edit: safc beat me to it......Grant would win...

pffft Keane would just glare at him......and then kick his ass.
Rooney is a beast of a man but Keane is THE beast.

Mike Riley vs Andre Bikey
http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/DADDFD11-8E41-41A6-83F9-913AAC7353BC/82339/MikeRiley_L.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/20080318/10/2515521986-soccer-barclays-premier-league-liverpool-v-reading-anfield.jpg

[Keano!]

Riley!

He'd just blow his whistle and deafen Bikey and then use
his slashing ability with his numerous cards.......then he'd
look like an inocent baby! :p


Ronaldo Vs. Messi

[RichardsReds]

Ronaldo (brazilian), he'd summon 3 trannys to his aid (mind the pun) and defeat Messi once and for all!

Nani or Kalou?

[Lucky7]

Nani,He can Use his Head to Hit Kalou.

Evra Vs Crouch.

[scott 4 evra]

Evra could head butt his shins. A few flying kicks, he would be too fast for Crunch.

Sir Alex Ferguson vs GOD

[eoininho]

Evra could head butt his shins. A few flying kicks, he would be too fast for Crunch.

Sir Alex Ferguson vs GOD
Sir Alex will obviously be having a Fight Club Ed Norton moment and beat himself into early retirement!

Cashly Cole vs Fabregas (remembering what cole said about Fabregas in his book ...)

[Jazz 16]

^^^off 'topic' but what did he say about fabregas as a matter of interest?

[TheManc]

ashely cole

anderson vs fabregas

[CaptainRoyKeane]

Rooney vs that overated John Obi Mikel!

Hands down Rooney will knock him down while sitting on a chair!

[Forever_United]

evra v chelsea ground staff :p

[Beckham07]

roy keane vs vinnie jones

[Drew9]

evra, cos tevez would help him out, vidic vs terry?

[eoininho]

Vidic.. he CANT be killed..

Gary Breen vs the entire French national team 2002 World Cup

^^^off 'topic' but what did he say about fabregas as a matter of interest?
he said replacing Veiria with Fabregas was like replacing a heavy weight boxer with a feather weight.. Cashly's a real stand up guy

[scott 4 evra]

Gary Breen because he could show the French team the 6-0 United win in the FA Cup in 2003. He was at fault for every goal and the French team would die of laughter how bad Breen was that day. If anyone has that on video check it out.

Eamonn Dunphy v Jamie Redknapp.

[RedForceRising]

Gary Breen because he could show the French team the 6-0 United win in the FA Cup in 2003. He was at fault for every goal and the French team would die of laughter how bad Breen was that day. If anyone has that on video check it out.

Eamonn Dunphy v Jamie Redknapp.

Eamonn Dunphy, high on drugs and suffering from hallucination would talk more footballing sense than Jamie Redknapp.

Jamie's puny brain would explode at the task of trying to comprehend what Eamonn is saying.


Ruud van Nistelrooy vs Nigel Winterburn

[dlan4327]

United Striker Vs Arsenal Defender? Come on you allready know the result. :D

Van Nistelrooy. For the win. Incidentally I'm not a gamer at all but I simply love that expression.

My turn and I'll give you an easy one. Zidane Vs Materazzi. ;)

[Devilzz91]

Zidane, he would just plant his head Materazzi's and leave him looking like a Polo Mint, oh wait.. he already did that?

Mark Bosnich vs Fabien Barthez ;)

[Lucky7]

Barthez.
Linvoy Primus Vs Gattuso

[TheManc]

Barthez.
Linvoy Primus Vs Gattuso
lol gattusso - both are overrated but primus is a bigger 'softy'.

steve bruce vs mark hughes?

[Ando2008]

Sparky, hands down

Ando v Nani

[Keano4taoiseach]

LOL are you messing ^. Anderson!

Vidic v Stam

[Ando2008]

LOL are you messing ^. Anderson!

Vidic v Stam


Yeah a bit :D


Vida

Cantona v Benezema

[Keano4taoiseach]

Caveman ;)

A fairer contest, Nani v Eagles :D

[Red_Devil28]

Nani, head of steal lol eagles wouldnt stand a chance

Drogba vs Gerrad

[Celtic FC]

Gerrard easy

Tevez vs Mascherano

[sparkic]

Ooo this one is tough....two Argentinan mates huh...

But for me hands down Tevez! He grew up in the toughest area in Argentina and I am sure he knows how to knock out people lol

Can we bring managers into this lol?

A fight I always wanted to see was Sir Alex Ferguson vs Arsene Wenger hehe