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abojodeh
22-05-2008, 11:36 AM
Did you hear about the blonde that...

1.After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

2.Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

3.Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

4.Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

carlyluvsunited
22-05-2008, 11:53 AM
Did you hear the one about the blonde
who was Admin on 'manutdtalk.com' ?

She had a banning finger like a hair trigger ...

It would just ban people at the slightest provocation ... :mad:

:p ;)

abojodeh
22-05-2008, 12:00 PM
Did you hear the one about the blonde
who was Admin on 'manutdtalk.com' ?

She had a banning finger like a hair trigger ...

It would just ban people at the slightest provocation ... :mad:

:p ;)
why you are so ANGRY ?
why :)

carlyluvsunited
22-05-2008, 12:27 PM
It was a joke ...

If you look at the last line ...

There is a face with a tongue out and another with a 'wink' ...

Oh never mind forget it ...

X_FiLeS
22-05-2008, 12:37 PM
I just want to comment on what I think about the joke, firstly those types of jokes have been around for many years now and I don’t think he’s intention was to signal out any individual person, which I think you may be suggesting or you may have taken offence to, I think, to me he was just trying to make people laugh. Secondly there are many jokes about these types around the world and even the blondes themself laugh at them, specially here in Australia, so I think you may be a bit to harsh about this, because this is a joke forum and that’s what the forum is for, the reason I commented on this is because if I was to post this type of joke here should I be careful not to get banned?
It was only a joke and I think it should be perceived that way.

abojodeh
22-05-2008, 12:41 PM
if I was to post this type of joke here should I be careful not to get banned?
.
banned for what
no any thing to get banned no and bad words no bad stuff
it is a kids joke :cool:

X_FiLeS
22-05-2008, 12:45 PM
Sorry Carly I also thought you were serious about it.
Disregard my above post then please.

carlyluvsunited
22-05-2008, 01:12 PM
YES I MADE A JOKE !!!

NO NEED FOR ALL

THE DEBATE AND DISTRESS.

I'LL LABEL THEM AS JOKES

IN FUTURE !! :rolleyes:

cjl_safcfan
22-05-2008, 03:52 PM
good idea... don't worry though, you wont need to label many of your posts :p

thatboyronaldo7
26-05-2008, 08:34 PM
YES I MADE A JOKE !!!

NO NEED FOR ALL

THE DEBATE AND DISTRESS.

I'LL LABEL THEM AS JOKES

IN FUTURE !! :rolleyes:

Haha I find that funny!

Also ha good jokes.. Not all blondes are dumb like Carly isn't.