Final Jokes anyone???

[burnzy1987]

just got this in a txt.....

John Terry Vodka, made in England, bottled in Russia

anyone got any??

[Teveth_32]

I've got one but it's not nice so i'm not going to post it.

[wahmeiman]

PMPL
how funny

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3379/johnterryslip404673160cfu4.th.jpg (http://img60.imageshack.us/my.php?image=johnterryslip404673160cfu4.jpg)

[SALFORD RED]

It's NOT Terrys...



It's OURS !!!!
.

Real words from an A. I. G. advert .......


Trip, slip or fall?
If you have had a fall in a public place such as a supermarket, an office or in the street and this is caused by, for example, a defect or hole in the floor or ground, a wet surface , or a protruding object, you may have a claim against the person or group responsible for the upkeep and maintenance of the area where it happened.


Where there's blame, there's a claim
:D :D :D



He fell on his ass
he fell on his ass
that guy john terry
he fell on his ass.

He slipped up and fell
he slipped up and fell
without winning anything
he slipped up and fell

[sparkic]

lmao da picture is funny haha

And I love the song:

He fell on his ass
he fell on his ass
that guy john terry
he fell on his ass.

[Keano!]

lol......at the first post!


This pic's brilliant, IMO!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/2513288700_52b6c9532f.jpg?v=0

[Zenitka]

hahahaha)))nice)

[Red Devil]

The dungeon father in Austria has been given the death penalty.

He has asked John Terry to take it!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

The dungeon father in Austria has been given the death penalty.

He has asked John Terry to take it!!
That was both unfunny and slightly innapropriate.

[TheManc]

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5092/cardyg3.png


:D :D

[skillzter_08]

haha great pics i will have fun sending them around 2 people :D

[SALFORD RED]

http://i27.tinypic.com/x53x29.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/t9y4b9.jpg

[Dynamite]

Great pics salford red, i have one but nothing special like your's

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/article-0-0157DA6A00000578-931_468x.jpg

[SALFORD RED]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/vivelafcum/headuphisarse.gif



http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x161/lewis_stuff/terry.gif

[-zuco-]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x161/lewis_stuff/terry.gif

That one's quality :D

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg239/_zuco_/15AF6CB0-99CB-33EF-BC65E374EEC95760.jpg

[Red Devil]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/elbmek/terry.jpg

[Dynamite]

Found some more to add to this collection



Cry Baby - http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/untitled1-1.jpg

Loser - http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/untitled2-3.jpg

Well done mr.mole - http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/untitled-6.jpg

Another fine mess you've got me into - http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/lhxw0.jpg

[Dynamite]

England's Lion - http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/cowardlyliondsw0.jpg

[SALFORD RED]

LMAO Dynamite, nice one mate.
This thread is a classic. :D
.

[Dynamite]

LMAO Dynamite, nice one mate.
This thread is a classic. :D
.

Glad you like sal :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5092/cardyg3.png


:D :D
LMAO :p

[Dynamite]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/telegraph.jpg











http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/skipery2nm7.jpg










http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/mynameisjohnld4.jpg

[Dynamite]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/john-terry-bananas_673553c.jpg




http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/heartbreakmoscow.jpg




http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/gonewiththewind2rz6.jpg

[SALFORD RED]

ROFLMAO, those are pure class Dynamite. :D :D :D

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/2vaxyc0.gif

[burnzy1987]

if ever they really could, they would have.
(not particularly a joke but its good!)
http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/6643/2295271760103265676s600wy0.th.jpg (http://img60.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2295271760103265676s600wy0.jpg)

[Dynamite]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/2vaxyc0.gif


http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd316/slam_21/lmao.gif

[joviadca]

if ever they really could, they would have.
(not particularly a joke but its good!)
http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/6643/2295271760103265676s600wy0.th.jpg (http://img60.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2295271760103265676s600wy0.jpg)



That picture is class.

[Dynamite]

Had to re-post, This one works for the time being


GVpDXj5eXcU

[-zuco-]

That's brilliant Dyamite :D:D:D

[Dynamite]

That's brilliant Dyamite :D:D:D

Glad you like mate :cool:

[thatboyronaldo7]

Oh My! These are so funny! I'm sure this will crack you guys up:

Funny I never saw that Bee live, also yes that is what Joe Cole really done! -

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1662/550ymajpgdl9.gif
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What Man Utd done after the finals -

http://awooga.org/images/4wdsaurhlau1pexpduda.gif

[Jazz 16]

^^^^Lmao I hadn't seen the one for United players yet...:D
It's pretty funny. The ones with Pool, Arse and Chelski players are even funnier though :p

[Dynamite]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/whoanemi1il8.jpg


http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/dummiesbookcovervq8.jpg

[Dynamite]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/terrydrogbawd8.jpg



http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/bananaro1.jpg

[SALFORD RED]

This thread just keeps getting better and better.:D :D




http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x42/steev123/diving.jpg


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn191/BhagodiaPrintz/terryjengacopy.jpg

[abojodeh]

[QUOTE=Dynamite]http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/whoanemi1il8.jpg
this one is class :D :D

[abojodeh]

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What Man Utd done after the finals -

http://awooga.org/images/4wdsaurhlau1pexpduda.gif

this is not funny
the arsenal one better :cool:

[abojodeh]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee243/rocky666_2007/mynameisjohnld4.jpg
am dying from laughing on my name is john

[thatboyronaldo7]

this is not funny
the arsenal one better :cool:

Yep, I was just sharing some pictures.

[abojodeh]

Yep, I was just sharing some pictures.
any way thanks for the cole-bee pics its awesome :D

[Edwards]

nice one fella's,these pics have had me in stitch's.....:D

[Jazz 16]

Found these on the Caf!

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/9669/warbwevm1.jpg

http://inlinethumb53.webshots.com/41972/2029268960103265676S600x600Q85.jpg

[Jazz 16]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o63/INF-AMOS/johnterrypamartinrickett3_articl-1.jpg

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9486/terrystadium21gx6.jpg

http://img7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/1934/19345573c27bdc011feb5a45437e42545bf3ac5.gif

[SALFORD RED]

Try this as well ( thanks Dynamite : ) ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFdeZbvS4s&NR=1
.

[Dynamite]

Try this as well ( thanks Dynamite : ) ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFdeZbvS4s&NR=1
.

:D That's certainly cheered me up for nite :D

[manutd004]

Ryan Giggs has said the Champions League trophy is like Terrys Chocolate Orange.

"Its not Terrys, its mine!"

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Something like that already posted but I thought I'd post the real thing! :p

[abojodeh]

Try this as well ( thanks Dynamite : ) ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFdeZbvS4s&NR=1
.
amazing video
i wonder :rolleyes: would terry slip of the lama :confused:

[Red Devil]

You have all seen the Spurs goal line at Old Trafford; here is the new CL shoot out goal:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/elbmek/terrygoal.jpg

[abojodeh]

terry new penalty kicks style 2008/2009
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_01/093terryDM_468x325.jpg

[Red_Devil28]

Wow this thread is so funny, I Have also been surfing other forums and found this thread on redcafe, some of the pictures are the same as on here but, there are also some new ones lol Enjoy


http://www.redcafe.net/f6/john-terry-photoshopped-204353/

[Jazz 16]

Check this video out :D very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hkM_qZjTSo



(sorry if anyone takes offence)

[abojodeh]

Check this video out :D very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hkM_qZjTSo



(sorry if anyone takes offence)
it dont work :( :( :(

[Jazz 16]

Try it again...It works for me.

[Gateshead fc]

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN bLYTH sPARTANS AND A TAXI DRIVER?


a TAXI DRIVER ONLY LETS 4 IN HEED ARMY

[Red Devil]

Er, why are you shouting?

[Gateshead fc]

since I dont eat prawn sandwhiches I am a rather quiet speaker so therefore need to speak loudly. As the french say, crem de la pipe!

[Gateshead fc]

crem de la pipe is Swedish by the way

[Kezzainnit]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00673/terry404_673148c.jpg


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/23/article-1021195-015BAE3B00000578-622_468x595.jpg


Hope You like.

:D :D

[Ritesh MU]

the viseos are superb
cheeers

[Rooneys_Temper]

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN bLYTH sPARTANS AND A TAXI DRIVER?


a TAXI DRIVER ONLY LETS 4 IN HEED ARMY

What the chuffin ell are you on about????????????????:confused: :confused:

[red devil jeff]

That was both unfunny and slightly innapropriate.

unfunny hahaha.......... now thats funny.:D

[abojodeh]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3hEbe6kpyAc
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnDGjw4Cic
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SokKxYwF82U
lol :D

[spellbound]

The final funny jokes is Man Al Ciddeh and all the money they CANT spend.:D
Ruud van Nistelrooy
s7ave
Buffon
and i guess the list will be endlessly.

[Zense_United]

he's the man!

[Man_Utd_Fan!]

Hhahahahahaha i love all these jokes well done guys(y)