Skeleton joke

[Teveth_32]

A skeleton walks in to a pub and orders a beer..........................and a mop. :o

[-zuco-]

Just when you think it can't get any worse :rolleyes:

[Jazz 16]

Just when you think it can't get any worse :rolleyes:

lol, I always end up laughing more at the comments after the bad joke :D
so they do serve their purpose.....

[-zuco-]

lol, I always end up laughing more at the comments after the bad joke :D
so they do serve their purpose.....
Glad to be of service :rolleyes:

[Teveth_32]

what did dr. dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?

gee, you knit?

[Bartmu]

what did dr. dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?

gee, you knit?

it's probably because i'm tired and not because of the brilliant joke but i smiled about this one :o

[-zuco-]

They're just terrible :p

[Teveth_32]

Julius Caesar returns to Rome after his ten year campaign to subjugate
the Gauls.

He gets up to make a speech in the forum and begins "Fellow citizens, I
return to you from Transalpine Gaul and Gallia Comata, where I have
extended the Roman hegemony and contibuted to the glory of Rome. In
battle, we have killed 50,000 Gauls."

Up pipes Decimus Junius Brutus " Liar, we only killed 25,000 Gauls'

"Shhh ! Says Mark Anthony "Don't you know that in Europe, away Gauls
count double ?"


Thats a great one