What I Want In A Man

[Jennaluvsunited]

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public
3. Works steady
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears matching socks
8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on weekends

Any of you boy's fit the description :D

[cjl_safcfan]

1. Not too ugly: debate-able
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public: failed
3. Works steady: NO
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting: sorry, what was that :p
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes: i can do that
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture: oh yeah
7. Usually wears matching socks: two seconds while i check
8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids: *hides all his drinks*
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down: fat chance
10. Shaves on weekends : never shaved once...probably will have to soon though


hopefully i will be fast enough to run from dynamite :p

[scott 4 evra]

Hi Jenna. I'm all of those things except I am ugly.

[CaptainRoyKeane]

Jenna i fit that category, but you should add another one not too short like myself! Hahaha

[-zuco-]

Just PM me :cool:

[Zenitka]

hm...I choose on other categories...

[Keano!]

1. Not too ugly Not too bad!
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public Not in public....perhaps while drinking!
3. Works steady Yup...hard worker, thats me!
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting Huh?
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes Oh yeah, well for the jokes I remember! :o
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture Nice muscles going here....bitta gym work and jogging ;)
7. Usually wears matching socks Ye
8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids You simply have to have the "pop"! Eh? ;)
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down Sure
10. Shaves on weekends Monday morning alright?



Jugde me oh wise one! :p

[cjl_safcfan]

dont choose zuco...hes bald :p apparently by choice, but i know differently

[Keano4taoiseach]

Choose me, I'm in between a feminist and an alpha-male (not literally!!!) and on a scale of 1-10 of looks, I'm a sure 9 ;)

[cjl_safcfan]

1 being good looking 10 being bad^^

[Jennaluvsunited]

hopefully i will be fast enough to run from dynamite :p

Failed, Sorry hun xx



Hi Jenna. I'm all of those things except I am ugly.



Shame about the face



Jenna i fit that category, but you should add another one not too short like myself! Hahaha



I dont like danny devito types



Just PM me



Interesting



Jugde me oh wise one!

Sounds promising



dont choose zuco...hes bald apparently by choice, but i know differently

I like shaven heads


Choose me, I'm in between a feminist and an alpha-male (not literally!!!) and on a scale of 1-10 of looks, I'm a sure 9

I thought you was gay, Lol just kidding


Wow you all seem desperate for a date :D

[rooneytunes]

Look no further baby...

[cjl_safcfan]

Failed, Sorry hun xx





Wow you all seem desperate for a date :D


so would you be if you were a lad and found out that in sunderland all the girls are either minghing, in a long-term relationship, or slags :p

[Jazz 16]

lmao Jenna, nice thread :D
but wait till your dad see's it lol :p

[LewisJH]

yup i fit that description...so you up for dating a 16 year old? lmao

[SALFORD RED]

1. Not too ugly ..Known for breaking cameras at a glance
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public ...My favourite party trick
3. Works steady....When not drunk
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting ..fell asleep trying to work out what emoting is
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes...Remember punchlines but forget the joke.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture..can throw a cushion for 10 feet
7. Usually wears matching socks...don't own a matching pair
8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids...only but cheap cider
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down...i use the sink, much quicker
10. Shaves on weekends...Hands not usually steady enough by weekends

So there you go, I'm perfect for you !! :D :D :D
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[man.utd.singh]

i fit it.

If ur into 16 year olds. lol messinn

[Keano4taoiseach]

I bet this is what Jenna is like in real life ;)

DE9llClgTqY

[Natalie]

dont we all love
doubt you will find one here
lmao the funniest voice ive heard in my life k4t :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

dont we all love
doubt you will find one here
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/d/a/4da18ae60a95129704e23e8a5216cf0d.jpg

I thought there was a chemistry between the two of us Nat, I was planning the wedding date :(

[Jennaluvsunited]

I bet this is what Jenna is like in real life

DE9llClgTqY

Oh cheeky do you want a good slap :p nothing like that :rolleyes:

lmao Jenna, nice thread :D
but wait till your dad see's it lol

He knows salford red, keano4taoiseach better watch out for my dad though;)

[Natalie]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/d/a/4da18ae60a95129704e23e8a5216cf0d.jpg

I thought there was a chemistry between the two of us Nat, I was planning the wedding date :(
awwww
are you going to get down on one knee :P

[Keano4taoiseach]

awwww
are you going to get down on one knee :P
Don't flatter yourself ;)

[Natalie]

Don't flatter yourself ;)
guess the marriage is off then :mad:

[Keano4taoiseach]

Oh cheeky do you want a good slap :p nothing like that

He knows salford red, keano4taoiseach better watch out for my dad though;)
Jenna, you're a girl who seems like she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go and get it, I respect that :cool:

Is your dad into 17 year old boys!!! :p

[SALFORD RED]

Originally Posted by SALFORD RED
lmao Jenna, nice thread
but wait till your dad see's it lol



He knows salford red, keano4taoiseach better watch out for my dad though;)
????????????????????????? I NEVER SAID THAT !! :D :D :p

[Keano4taoiseach]

guess the marriage is off then :mad:
Your loss, I suppose Jenna will have to do ;)

[Jennaluvsunited]

Is your dad into 17 year old boys!!! :p

Cheeky :rolleyes:

[sparkic]

Very interesting thread lol
But before we all tell her what type of blokes we are...
Shouldn't we like know more about the creator of the thread?
What if she isn't what us guys want in a lady?

[Keano4taoiseach]

Very interesting thread lol
But before we all tell her what type of blokes we are...
Shouldn't we like know more about the creator of the thread?
What if she isn't what us guys want in a lady?
Beggars can't be choosers ;)

[haggler]

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public
3. Works steady
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears matching socks
8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on weekends

Any of you boy's fit the description :D1. i like me
2. doesnt exist
3. thats me
4. thats not a man its a gay in drag
5.i am a comic
6. onwards you are fifteen !!! men are and will be a mystery to you for many years to come . enjoy your youth and dont try and be a worldly wise woman too soon . yes i am an old misery . keep clear of boys like i was at your age as they are no good . also stay well clear of older boys as they are far smarter thanyou and will flatter you into trouble

[Keano4taoiseach]

keep clear of boys like i was at your age as they are no good .

I'm intrigued ;)

[Forever_United]

you havent met me yet jenna ;)

[Damian]

i am perfect i am all of the mentioned above sounds like im what your looking for in a man :cool:

2 points though: i have a girlfriend, does that matter? :eek:
i have a 18 month yr old son

[Forever_United]

i am perfect i am all of the mentioned above sounds like im what your looking for in a man :cool:

2 points though: i have a girlfriend, does that matter? :eek:
i have a 18 month yr old son

a son ? instant disqualification :D

[sparkic]

Beggars can't be choosers ;)

lol the saying is true...
i am guessing you are refering to yourself then? ;)
Well you have to consider that not everyone is like you lol

So she wants a guy his not ugly but if she is ugly herself then she must be in dream land, no? That was kind of the point I was trying to make lol

Then again I haven't seen her or a picture of her so I wouldn't have a clue but its just a thought to consider :)

[Dynamite]

Some of you need a bucket of cold water throwing over you :D

[akash_reds]

lmao.....interesting thread...was waiting to see dynamite's reply to this........
didnt know there were this much desperate people here........
:rolleyes:

[abojodeh]

what is the point of this thread :confused:

[Keano4taoiseach]

what is the point of this thread :confused:
Scared of the competition eh Abo ;)

[Damian]

a son ? instant disqualification :D

isn't that discrimination? :eek:

[Clarky101]

lmao Jenna, nice thread :D
but wait till your dad see's it lol :p

i am her dad and i do not respect horny lil mancs disrespecting my daughter in such a way. im sure she knows that all you will never match a man of her fathers iconic stature

[Keano4taoiseach]

i am her dad and i do not respect horny lil mancs disrespecting my daughter in such a way. im sure she knows that all you will never match a man of her fathers iconic stature

So you had sex when you were 4?

Erm, Respect :cool: :D

[reddwarf]

You're about 10 years too young for me Jenna but since this seems to be the sad gits are us (sorry, I meaning Internet dating) thread...

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public
3. Works steadily in the kitchen
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm talking about football
5. Always laughs at my punchlines
6. Is in good enough shape to keep going all night
7. Usually wears matching bra and knickers
8. Knows not to buy lager with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid up
10. Shaves her armpits on weekends

Any of you women fit the description :D

[Clarky101]

So you had sex when you were 4?

Erm, Respect :cool: :D

lol what can i say, i was born with a high sex drive. think im bad you wanna meet her mother :rolleyes:

[Keano4taoiseach]

lol what can i say, i was born with a high sex drive. think im bad you wanna meet her mother :rolleyes:
Ugh, now that's just plain wrong :p

This Jenna is certainly a woman of of our times :D

[NoxiousD]

1. Not too ugly - I do my best
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public - No promises
3. Works steady - I work steady on my drinking skills
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting - Ewwww feelings *flexes muscles*
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes - Aha one that im good at
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture - Aye i suppose
7. Usually wears matching socks - Whatevers in the drawer
8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids - Carlsberg compromise?
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down - Pshhhh.... want me to wipe your **** aswell?
10. Shaves on weekends - Pubic or facial? Either way its a no

Any of you boy's fit the description? - Sadly no, though i am getting married next year anyway, so guess i was out anyway

[Stephen]

Do we have a link of this aforemented Jenna?

You have to fit OUR wants as well ;)

[CarlitoTevez]

1. Not too ugly Nope
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public ..... dont be disgusting :p
3. Works steady ... Of Course
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting .... For You? Anything.. lmao
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes .... Boom Boom!
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture ... What dyou take me 4 >(
7. Usually wears matching socks ..... Yup, Unless i go mad
8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids ... Ahh Cmon :)
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down .... Of Course... NOT..
10. Shaves on weekends ... Nearly every Day :) :p

[BALROG]

sorry pigs dont fly!lol

[Jennaluvsunited]

Very interesting thread lol
But before we all tell her what type of blokes we are...
Shouldn't we like know more about the creator of the thread?
What if she isn't what us guys want in a lady?

None of you are lol just a joke with the thread i created some of your tails got a litte bit excited and i have already got my man for now but you never know in the future ;)


You're about 10 years too young for me Jenna but since this seems to be the sad gits are us (sorry, I meaning Internet dating) thread...

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public
3. Works steadily in the kitchen
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm talking about football
5. Always laughs at my punchlines
6. Is in good enough shape to keep going all night
7. Usually wears matching bra (http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/#) and knickers
8. Knows not to buy lager with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid up
10. Shaves (http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/#) her armpits on weekends

Any of you women fit the description :D

Lol good post hun but yes definetley pass i've had no complaint's so far ;)

[abojodeh]

Scared of the competition eh Abo ;)
who can compete me :rolleyes:
am the hottest one here ;)
just joking :p

[Keano4taoiseach]

who can compete me :rolleyes:
am the hottest one here ;)
just joking :p
Judging from your avatar, you look like a very handsome young man ;)

I would.

[carlyluvsunited]

Jenna ...

You're looking for a dreamboat ...

Amongst a bunch of shipwrecks ... :eek:

I'll get my coat ... :o

[futbol]

Scared of the competition eh Abo ;)

LOL :)

[-zuco-]

Jenna ...

You're looking for a dreamboat ...

Amongst a bunch of shipwrecks ... :eek:

I'll get my coat ... :o
Cheeky bitch :rolleyes: :p

[jerrakos]

I'd say i fit the bill ;)

[cjl_safcfan]

*warns zuco for language*
also, you havent seen me yet carly :p

[-zuco-]

*warns zuco for language*
also, you havent seen me yet carly :p
Try again son, bitch isn't swearing ;)

[cjl_safcfan]

didnt say it was
but it is offensive, especially to an admin who has more power than you

[-zuco-]

didnt say it was
but it is offensive, especially to an admin who has more power than you
Ask her if she finds it offensive. It's the one word
she would use to describe herself the most :p

[Jennaluvsunited]

Jenna ...

You're looking for a dreamboat ...

Amongst a bunch of shipwrecks ... :eek:

I'll get my coat ... :o

Lol i will take your offer on that carly thanks hun xx ;)

[Forever_United]

Ask her if she finds it offensive. It's the one word
she would use to describe herself the most :p

so ur saying we can all call carly a bitch wheneva we get annoyed :D

[-zuco-]

so ur saying we can all call carly a bitch wheneva we get annoyed :D
No, I'm saying she doesn't mind ME calling it her. Do it at your own risk :p

[Keano4taoiseach]

^^^^^^^^ Bitches ;)

[abojodeh]

Cheeky bitch :rolleyes: :p
oohhh is she :eek: ;)

[carlyluvsunited]

so ur saying we can all call carly a bitch wheneva we get annoyed :DOf course you can ...

But I wouldn't recommend it :mad:

zuco can because we have a private joke about it ... ;)

[Forever_United]

Of course you can ...

But I wouldn't recommend it :mad:

zuco can because we have a private joke about it ... ;)

Am not scared of you :p

[cjl_safcfan]

i'm scared of you carly

[Forever_United]

i'm scared of you carly

and you call urself a man ! haha :D

[cjl_safcfan]

no i dont, im 14, therefore a young adult, therfore a child

[Forever_United]

no i dont, im 14, therefore a young adult, therfore a child

damn ! u got me on that one :D

[abojodeh]

and you call urself a man ! haha :D
carly is a vampire
we all get scared from here
especially when she was handled the ban stick http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-045.gif

[Forever_United]

carly is a vampire
we all get scared from here
especially when she was handled the ban stick http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-045.gif

she is kind of invisible. all seeing but rarely showing. and she can come down on u like a load of bricks.

i'd say ur onto soment Abs ! :D

[abojodeh]

she is kind of invisible. all seeing but rarely showing. and she can come down on u like a load of bricks.

i'd say ur onto soment Abs ! :D
;) ;) ;)