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haggler
14-06-2008, 06:11 PM
my petrol is costing too much and food prices keep rising .

why ?

demand from china and india for raw materials is increasing demand and prices .

get those chinese back on pushbikes and all will be well in hagglertown again .

oh and lets have a few more wars to cull a few folk too .

god help us all if the africans ever stop killing each other for long enough to westernise !

it can only be a matter of time before i go on a killing spree after half an hour talking to peter in mumbai about why my broadband doesnt work only for him to carry on spilling from his crib sheet .

ok stalin was a bit harsh but we never had ruskies running our football teams when uncle joe was in charge .

this post is tongue in cheek response to the religion thread .

i thought if religion was o.k why not have a bit of politics .

get amins ways going in our penal system and crime will halve overnight . he used to tie an offender to a chair and tell another offender to beat him to death . when he did as he was told he was tied to the chair and so on . if anyone refused to beat the other to death they were shot . im all for it for speeding offences and anyone that disagrees with my views is clearly crazy

Dynamite
15-06-2008, 02:30 AM
my petrol is costing too much and food prices keep rising .

why ?

demand from china and india for raw materials is increasing demand and prices .

get those chinese back on pushbikes and all will be well in hagglertown again .

oh and lets have a few more wars to cull a few folk too .

god help us all if the africans ever stop killing each other for long enough to westernise !

it can only be a matter of time before i go on a killing spree after half an hour talking to peter in mumbai about why my broadband doesnt work only for him to carry on spilling from his crib sheet .

ok stalin was a bit harsh but we never had ruskies running our football teams when uncle joe was in charge .

this post is tongue in cheek response to the religion thread .

i thought if religion was o.k why not have a bit of politics .

get amins ways going in our penal system and crime will halve overnight . he used to tie an offender to a chair and tell another offender to beat him to death . when he did as he was told he was tied to the chair and so on . if anyone refused to beat the other to death they were shot . im all for it for speeding offences and anyone that disagrees with my views is clearly crazy

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif Haggs mate like know when we can go for a pint together http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif