Keano!
29-06-2008, 05:09 PM
LAMO!.........Got this in an e-mail yesterday! :p
I'll add an, * to the end of the one's I agree with! :p:p
Happy reading!
1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be
teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday
morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning
about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his
personalised brand of leisure wear *
2) GAA nicknames are better. Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames *
3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to
Ronaldo or Elano?*
4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer
eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does
it*
5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go to the
pub*
6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew*
7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery
results*
8) All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets*
9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA*
10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like
11) No segregation at GAA games*
12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting ****'* of
Carlow
13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park
14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty* LMAO!!!
15) Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!*
Also.......these aren't my own opinions, but ones of a comedian.
So lighten up and see the funny side! ;)
I'll add an, * to the end of the one's I agree with! :p:p
Happy reading!
1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be
teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday
morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning
about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his
personalised brand of leisure wear *
2) GAA nicknames are better. Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames *
3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to
Ronaldo or Elano?*
4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer
eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does
it*
5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go to the
pub*
6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew*
7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery
results*
8) All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets*
9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA*
10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like
11) No segregation at GAA games*
12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting ****'* of
Carlow
13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park
14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty* LMAO!!!
15) Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!*
Also.......these aren't my own opinions, but ones of a comedian.
So lighten up and see the funny side! ;)