Red Dwarf In The Hot Seat

[-zuco-]

Dwarfy only logs in from work so let's get loads of
questions in for when he logs in tomorrow morning.

Go go go

:D

[haggler]

if you had a three legged dog would you knock it up a wheelchair type thingy ?

do you like sprouts ?

can you crochet ?

can you do the splits ?

have you ever yearned to be bereft of all body hair ?

have you ever befriended a gypsy ?

can you ride a horse ?

do you pick your nose and eat it ?

do you poke the pens of people at work up your bottom then put them back on their desks knowing they will at some stage chew that pen ?

have you ever worked on the waltzers ?

could you survive a week in kerry katona ?

[Jazz 16]

hmmm think Ill be mean and ask lots....
Enjoy lol

1) Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done sober?
2) same as above but when drunk?
3) how many gf's you had?
4) stupidest chat up line you got lucky with?
5) ever been slapped by a girl? and why?
6) most amount of booze consumed in a session? I need drinks and amounts.
7) last time you cried?
8) how often you shower Dwarfy? be honest lol
9) how old when you first popped your cherry?
10) was it good or crap? if crap, were you to blame?
11) whats your fave song ever and why? just pick one.
12) Name 3 people you would have a pint with on here?
13) Are you going to get any real work done today?
14) does your boss know you frequent forums all day long?
15) Did you spend long thinking about your username for here?
16) sex or United for the rest of your life?
17) whats your favourite biscuit and do you like tea?
18) What was the first thing you ever stole from a shop?
19) Would you eat a red pube sandwich if you could have dinner with your hero?
20) did you enjoy answering my questions?

[Cappy]

What is your favorite joke?

What is your best pick-up line?

Who did a better job answering questions, abo or zuco?

What is your favorite holiday?

What super-power do you want?

If you wanted someone to ask you a question, what would it be?

If you found a magic lamp, what would be your three wishes?

What is the best concert you have been to?

Why did zuco ban me?

[haggler]

what came first global warming or coco pops
is a slug just a homeless snail ?
can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue ?
if you could get away with it would you fix mirrors to your shoes so you could look up young ladies dresses ?
have you ever experimented with candles ?

[RedForceRising]

1. After digging your nose, do you flick or swallow?

2. WTF is up with your avartar? :)

3. What's the worst decision Sir Alex Ferguson has ever made?

4. If you were granted the power to rid one country of all it's problems, which country would you choose?

5. What is the root of all evil?

6. Why did the chicken cross the road?

7. Were you ever fondled by a teacher?

8. Did you ever fondle a teacher?

9. Have you ever thought of Margaret Thatcher or your grandma to stop yourself from getting an erection?

10. Have you ever quoted Homer Simpson in a debate/argument?

11. Is there a question you would like to be asked?

12. Have you ever drank pineapple juice in order to make certain bodily fluids taste sweeter?

13. What did the lesbian frog say to her partner?

14. Have you ever farted in an elevator, knowing that someone else was about to get in?

15. How do you say red dwarf in Chinese?

[ManUtd19]

With so many questions to answer he might change his name.

[Cappy]

If you won the lottery, what would be your first purchase?

What is the funniest word to your ears?

What is your favorite food?

Simpsons or South Park?

If you could meet anyone from history who would it be?

When you were a child, were you a cowboy, Indian, or a Chinese Railroad Worker?

And lastly, why did zuco ban me?

[haggler]

if the red red robbin went bob bobbing along what did the great tit do ?
why do flies eat poo ?
electric -- you cant see it hear it touch it or smell it or taste it so prove it exists
is it wrong to want to be the meat in a dingle girls sandwich ?
why do penguins have wings and men have nipples ?
heather mills ---- could you hump a stump ?

[Cappy]

What is your favorite website and blog (other than this)?

Are you superstitious?

What is your favorite animal?

Do you have any pet peeves?

What is your favorite slang term for doing the deed?

And lastly, if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, why did zuco ban me?

[PrinceZane]

-Birth date:

-Height:

-Eye color:

-Hair color:

-What does your name mean:

-High school graduation year:

-Favorite relatives:

-Summer memory:

-Favorite TV shows:

-What's on your mousepad:

-In the car- ac or windows:

-Do you believe in yourself:

-Favorite game:

-Favorite drink:

-Favorite food:

-Favorite colors:

-Favorite cigarettes:

-Favorite sounds:

-Favorite smell:

-Favorite thing to do on a weekend:

-Favorite soundtrack:

-Where do you see yourself in 10 years:

-First thought in the morning:

-Do you get motion sickness:

-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting:

-How many rings before you answer the phone:

-Are you a good friend:

-Chocolate or Vanilla cake:

-What do you drive:

-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:

-Thunderstorms cool or scary:

-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be:

-What is your zodiac sign:

-What do you wear to bed:

-Do you eat stems of broccoli:

- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her?

-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be:

-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be:

-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be:

-Favorite brand of gum:

-What is your favorite quote:

-Have you ever been in love:

-What's on your walls in your room:

-Is the glass half-empty or half-full:

-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos:

-Favorite flavor Snapple:

-Which one, Coke or Pepsi:

-Which kind of milk is your favorite:

-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use?

-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous:

-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys:

-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their:

-What's under your bed:

-What's the best number in the World:

-What is your dream car:

-Who is your biggest crush right now:

-Nickname:

-School:

-Bacon Bits Or croutons:

-Favorite Salad Dressing:

-Do you Drink:

-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner:

-Have you ever been skinny dipping:

-Do you make fun of people:

-Have you ever been convicted of a crime:

-One pillow or two:

-Pets:

-Favorite Movies:

-Favorite type of music:

-Hobbies:

-Word or Phrase you overuse:

-Toothpaste:

-Piercing or tattoos:

-Do you get along with your parents:

-Favorite beer:

-Favorite song at the moment:

-Most humiliating moment:

-Favorite Holiday:

[RedForceRising]

LMAO at the number of questions..... have fun, red dwarf

[carlyluvsunited]

What's the biggest dead animal you could get inside your washing machine ?

[reddwarf]

Thanks zuco :rolleyes:

if you had a three legged dog would you knock it up a wheelchair type thingy ? Nope, my DIY abilities are limited to flat pack furniture

do you like sprouts ? Only at Christmas

can you crochet ? No, I can't knit or sew either. Gosh darn it!

can you do the splits ? No, but I've severely hurt myself trying.

have you ever yearned to be bereft of all body hair ? No, I like my pubes :D

have you ever befriended a gypsy ? No, my mum was cursed by one once for not buying pegs :rolleyes:

can you ride a horse ? I've never tried

do you pick your nose and eat it ? No, I'm very particular about the things that get put in my mouth

do you poke the pens of people at work up your bottom then put them back on their desks knowing they will at some stage chew that pen ? No, but when I was at school I stabbed one of my mates in the head with a pen when he was winding me up. You have been warned!

have you ever worked on the waltzers ? No, I've been on them though

could you survive a week in kerry katona ? In?! That would certainly effect my day-to-day life!!!

[reddwarf]

Here you go Jazz...

hmmm think Ill be mean and ask lots....
Enjoy lol

1) Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done sober? When I was 13 I helped a 'disabled' old man into his house. He turned out to be a paedophile. Lucky escape.
2) same as above but when drunk? You already know the answer to this. Got into bed with my mates mum
3) how many gf's you had? 2 long-term and a few that only lasted a night :D
4) stupidest chat up line you got lucky with? 'I've just snogged your mate now it's your turn.' or 'Wow, you have a great voice. You should be on X-Factor.'
5) ever been slapped by a girl? and why? Yes, I pinched her on the bottom in a club
6) most amount of booze consumed in a session? I need drinks and amounts. You mean sessions that I can remember?! Gees, I woke up in a bush in my front garden one morning after 16 pints of Stella. That has to be a contender.
7) last time you cried? About 3 years ago watching a film
8) how often you shower Dwarfy? be honest lol Once a day when I get up
9) how old when you first popped your cherry? 19
10) was it good or crap? if crap, were you to blame? Crap, it was the demon drinks fault
11) whats your fave song ever and why? just pick one. Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack. Spent a lot of my summer waiting for my A-level results with my mates listening to that tune while playing FIFA on a PSOne
12) Name 3 people you would have a pint with on here? Jazz, zuco & crooney
13) Are you going to get any real work done today? Yes :p
14) does your boss know you frequent forums all day long? He's aware I visit them during work but doesn't know how often :D
15) Did you spend long thinking about your username for here? Nope, I've used it before
16) sex or United for the rest of your life? Suicide :eek:
17) whats your favourite biscuit and do you like tea? McVities caramel chocolate digestive and no I don't like tea
18) What was the first thing you ever stole from a shop? A packet of 'free sweets' on the front of a magazine
19) Would you eat a red pube sandwich if you could have dinner with your hero? No!
20) did you enjoy answering my questions? Yes, I did

[Stephen]

Why did you sign up here?

Who is your favourite member?

Where do you sit at Old Trafford?

Who is your favourite player?

[Shaon]

Favorite club is man utd - Common answer

[reddwarf]

Hi Cappy. Here's the answers...

What is your favorite joke? The 4 spring duck technique (vorsprung durch technik) joke. Look it up ;)

What is your best pick-up line? 'Can I buy you a drink?' has been the most successful!

Who did a better job answering questions, abo or zuco? Zuco

What is your favorite holiday? L'oire valley in France - wonderful scenery, weather and people and the hotel was amazing

What super-power do you want? Invisibility. I'd get up to all sorts of shenanigans :D

If you wanted someone to ask you a question, what would it be? Fergie: Would you start up front for us today lad?

If you found a magic lamp, what would be your three wishes? Everlasting 1) Money 2) Beer 3) Girls. None of that peace on Earth crap :p

What is the best concert you have been to? Lancaster Beer Festival

Why did zuco ban me? I asked him to:D

[reddwarf]

Aaaaah, a double dose of haggs! :D

what came first global warming or coco pops coco pops
is a slug just a homeless snail ? Yeah, those bums should get a job!
can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue ? no, sorry ladies :D
if you could get away with it would you fix mirrors to your shoes so you could look up young ladies dresses ? lol. I've always wanted to try that!
have you ever experimented with candles ? I find bunsen burners are more effective :p

[reddwarf]

Soooooooooooo many questions...

1. After digging your nose, do you flick or swallow? Flick

2. WTF is up with your avartar? :) It's from my favourite TV show Red Dwarf you smeghead!!!

3. What's the worst decision Sir Alex Ferguson has ever made? Saying Italian goalkeepers are the best in the World and then finding out that Massimo Taibi proves that is a unwarranted generalisation

4. If you were granted the power to rid one country of all it's problems, which country would you choose? Zimbabwe

5. What is the root of all evil? Women + Money

6. Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm sure I've heard the answer to this one somewhere before. Nope, I'm gonna have to pass.

7. Were you ever fondled by a teacher? Yes, but we were both 24 yrs old!

8. Did you ever fondle a teacher? No, but there were 2 in particular I'd have liked to. Where are you now Miss Meredith and Miss Dunning-Lewis?!

9. Have you ever thought of Margaret Thatcher or your grandma to stop yourself from getting an erection? Lol. Nope, I usually think about football.

10. Have you ever quoted Homer Simpson in a debate/argument? Yes!

11. Is there a question you would like to be asked? Yeah and it's not this one (again)!

12. Have you ever drank pineapple juice in order to make certain bodily fluids taste sweeter? No point. Never had a girlfriend who swallows.

13. What did the lesbian frog say to her partner? Frogs can't talk! :p

14. Have you ever farted in an elevator, knowing that someone else was about to get in? Lol. Not yet!

15. How do you say red dwarf in Chinese? My brain send a signal to my voice box and I utter the words 'red dwarf in Chinese'. Simple really.

Wow, I'm starting to get brain rot from all these questions...

If you won the lottery, what would be your first purchase? A celebratory pint of Stella. Lol

What is the funniest word to your ears? Flibble

What is your favorite food? Curry

Simpsons or South Park? Simpsons but I love South Park too. Family Guy as well.

If you could meet anyone from history who would it be? Albert Einstein

When you were a child, were you a cowboy, Indian, or a Chinese Railroad Worker? I was Liono from Thundercats!

And lastly, why did zuco ban me? You were asking for it!

Hmmmmmm, questions...

if the red red robbin went bob bobbing along what did the great tit do ? It took a dump on my head
why do flies eat poo ? You'd be better off asking a scat babe that question
electric -- you cant see it hear it touch it or smell it or taste it so prove it exists OK, I just need a haggler and a live wire :D
is it wrong to want to be the meat in a dingle girls sandwich ? No, as long as the fantasy doesn't also involve a fat trucker eating all of you
why do penguins have wings and men have nipples ? If there is a God then it's because He has a sense of humour. If there isn't it's because the Universe doesn't make any sense!
heather mills ---- could you hump a stump ? Maybe, as long as it wasn't Heather Mills'!

[reddwarf]

Here we go again...

What is your favorite website and blog (other than this)? The only blog I've read recently was 'Ask the ref' on BBC Sport. I can't tell you what my favourite website is on here :D

Are you superstitious? No

What is your favorite animal? Dog

Do you have any pet peeves? People who disagree with me :D

What is your favorite slang term for doing the deed? It's a banned word on this forum

And lastly, if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, why did zuco ban me? Sorry, I've never been into philosophy

[Jazz 16]

What's the biggest dead animal you could get inside your washing machine ?

lol you asked me that as well, or something to that effect, ya weirdo :p

HAHA Dwarfy, are you going to get a tap of work done today?
Dot get fired :D

[reddwarf]

I didn't know Jesus worked in market research...

-Birth date: 27/08/81

-Height: 5'10"

-Eye color: Green

-Hair color: Brown

-What does your name mean: My real name means judged by God or lion

-High school graduation year: 1997

-Favorite relatives: Mum & dad

-Summer memory: Getting wasted in a field with my best mates on a gloriously sunny day

-Favorite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Heroes, Ghost Whisperer, Dexter, Quantum Leap, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Mock The Week

-What's on your mousepad: It's a freebie from the stationary company the company I work for buys our...you guessed it...stationary from so nothing interesting

-In the car- ac or windows: AC

-Do you believe in yourself: I definitely exist!

-Favorite game: Apart from football? Golf

-Favorite drink: Stella Artois

-Favorite food: Curry

-Favorite colors: Red, blue and black

-Favorite cigarettes: I haven't smoked for nearly 3 years but it was Regal

-Favorite sounds: Sex sounds!

-Favorite smell: BBQ

-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Get drunk!

-Favorite soundtrack: Unfinished Sympathy - Massive Attack

-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Probably still living in the NW of England, working in the same industry, hopefully the addition of a family

-First thought in the morning: Oh no, it can't be time to get up yet

-Do you get motion sickness: No

-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Exciting - I love them

-How many rings before you answer the phone: Usually just 2 or 3

-Are you a good friend: Yes, I get the 1st round in!

-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Chocolate

-What do you drive: Chevrolet Lacetti 5 door hatchback

-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Not since I was 4 or 5

-Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool

-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Sir Alex Ferguson

-What is your zodiac sign: Virgo

-What do you wear to bed: Boxer shorts (and a t-shirt if it's cold)

-Do you eat stems of broccoli: Yes, I like broccoli

- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her? Yes, if I knew her!

-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: Millionaire bum

-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: I'm happy with it being brown

-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: Not really my thing but if I had to have one - the Man United crest on my right arm

-Favorite brand of gum: Haven't chewed gum in years but Wrigley I guess

-What is your favorite quote: Beer, now there's a temporary solution!

-Have you ever been in love: Yes, once.

-What's on your walls in your room: All sorts of stuff - photos of Old Trafford, signed pic of Keith Flint's (Prodigy) car, various pendants, posters and stickers.

-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Half-full!

-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Cool. They're my favourite!

-Favorite flavor Snapple: What the hell is a snapple?

-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: I drink Coke Zero and Pepsi Max - which ever is cheapest in the shop I'm in

-Which kind of milk is your favorite: Cow's :D

-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? Trained assassin :D

-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Right

-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: fjbvuiqbribvi

-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Sex appeal ;)

-What's under your bed: The pieces of my last bed! I really need to throw that out!

-What's the best number in the World: 3 - the treble, threesomes etc

-What is your dream car: Porsche 911 Turbo

-Who is your biggest crush right now: Toss up (ahem) between Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cheryl Cole and Lucy Pinder.

-Nickname: Haven't really had one since high school when everyone called me either 'mobile home man' because of my incredibly large sports bag or 'sheepman' because of my wool lined coat.

-School: Ripley St Thomas C of E High School. They made me atheist :rolleyes:

-Bacon Bits Or croutons: Bacon

-Favorite Salad Dressing: Not sure what it's called but I like the vinagarette you get with Marks & Spencers santini tomato salad

-Do you Drink: Yes, every weekend

-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Head & Shoulders 2 in 1...but I don't have dandruff...exactly!

-Have you ever been skinny dipping: No, but I have unintentionally lost my trunks when in the water

-Do you make fun of people: Only people who aren't bigger than me

-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: I've been picked up by the police a few times (for being drunk) but they've always let me off

-One pillow or two: One

-Pets: Never had one

-Favorite Movies: Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix and Fight Club

-Favorite type of music: Trance

-Hobbies: Reading, playing golf, video games.

-Word or Phrase you overuse: Not sure, but I keep telling the same stories when I'm drunk which annoys my friends

-Toothpaste: Usually Colgate or Aquafresh

-Piercing or tattoos: None

-Do you get along with your parents: Yes

-Favorite beer: Stella

-Favorite song at the moment: Scooter - Jumping Around the World

-Most humiliating moment: Super Mario socks, drama class, teacher and whole class laughing at me - it's all on another thread

-Favorite Holiday: L'oire Valley, France

[reddwarf]

What's the biggest dead animal you could get inside your washing machine ?

:confused:

A cat. Probably.

That's more like it. Short and sweet from Stephen...

Why did you sign up here? I've been on a few football forums that had rival fans on and they always descended into chaos so thought I'd search for a United only forum. Signed up to a couple and preferred this one.

Who is your favourite member? Jazz

Where do you sit at Old Trafford? I usually request tickets for the North stand Tier 2 and have the NE/NW quadrants as my back up choice when I apply

Who is your favourite player? Fave current player is Scholes

[PrinceZane]

RD - wow mate. We need to meet up sometime. We actually have a good bit in common. Could make for non-K4T good times ;)

[Cappy]

i think, we all owe dwarfy a beer for taking that so well...if only we knew what his favorite beer was :confused:

Where do you do your grocery shopping?

What is your brand of deodorant?

What is your favorite commercial?

What is the meaning of life?

Would you rather be rich or famous?

Adidas or Nike?

If you had to be diagnosed with a mental disorder, what would you chose?

Nurses or Teachers?

Do you have a favorite article of clothing?

Was Haggler dropped on his head as a child, or is he this way as a result of eating paint chips? (or provide your own theory)

What id your favorite Ocean?

What movie are you looking forward to seeing next?

If "A"="B", and "B"="C", why did zuco ban me?

[Keano!]

Which currently active member do you love most and why?
Have you ever broken the rules and weasled your way out of a warning or punnishment?
Have you ever tried to get someone on the forum in trouble?
What would you do as a significant change for the forum if you were made admin for a day?
Y Fronts or Briefs?
Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussain and why?
If you could swap places with a member for a month, who would it be and why?
What do you think is the meaning of life?
How do you think the world was created?
Do you believe in God?
Do you not believe in God?
Do you have a police record?
Ever done drugs?
PES or FIFA?
Where did you watch the '08 CL final?
Who's the hottest female tennis player to you?
Who's the hottest male tennis player to you
Favourite film?
Ever been to Ireland, if yes, where?
If yes to *^^^* what was the best part?
Ever met a United player or person linked closely with them?
Your boss' name?
Best thing about this forum?
Worst thing about this forum?
Ever been paint-balling?
What phone do you have?
Do you have an iPod, if yes, what one?
Playstation or X-Box?
Nintendo Wii or Game Cube?
Sega Mega Drive or Playstation 1?
Best gift ever received?
Cruelest thing you've ever done to someone?




Enjoy! ;)....:)..

[Cappy]

What was your favorite childhood toy?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

When you go to the zoo, what is the first animal/exhibit you go to?

What is your favorite meal to cook?

If you were on death row, what would you ask for your last meal?

Cheerleaders or schoolgirls?

What is your favorite book?

How many continents have you been too?

Do you have any phobias?

What is your favorite breed of dog?

Do you have any pets?

Tramp stamps (lower back tattoos) or trailer hitches (belly button rings)?

Favorite cartoon character?

Have you ever been in a psych. ward (for your or someone else)?

What is your favorite cereal?

When at a bar, what is your game of choice, pool or darts?

Is it ever acceptable to punch a woman?

When you go shopping for clothes, and you try on a pair of pants, do you ever wonder why zuco banned me?

[haggler]

ginger folk ---- genetic throwbacks or just misunderstood
wasps ?
have you ever given yourself a severe shock due to static build up of nylon sheet on nylon pyjama ?
have you any burns suffered from sitting on vinyl car seats in the seventies ?
can you play duelling banjos on your banjo string ?

have you ever extracted one of your own teeth ?

andi peters is he a chew man chew ?

do you own any violet underpants with a paisly print and matching piping ?

does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight ?

who put the bop in the bop do wap do wap ?

and who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong

have you ever won a prize on a crane grab machine ?

if i fart in the forest and no-one smells it would it still paralyse a shire horse at fifty paces ?

[RedForceRising]

ginger folk ---- genetic throwbacks or just misunderstood
wasps ?


if i fart in the forest and no-one smells it would it still paralyse a shire horse at fifty paces ?


LOL and LMAO .... those questions are hilarious. The poor shire horse.... :)

[abojodeh]

are you ready to kill people ? (in real life) :D ;)

xbox360 or ps2 ?

psp or gameboy ?

pes or fifa ?

[Cappy]

What time is it on your computer?

What is the funniest thing about Americans?

If you could vote in the next US election, who would you vote for?

Who is your favorite muppet from the TV show?

Who is your favorite muppet on the forums?

If you had to have a body part amputated, what would you chose and why?

If you could choose to knight one person, who would it be, and why?

Are you a glass is half-empty, or glass is half-full kind of guy?

If you could remove someone that has been previously knighted, who and why?

Favorite part of a woman’s body?

Early riser or up-all-nighter?

Do you check yourself out when you pass mirrors?

Are aliens real?

Are you ticklish?

If you were going to sing karaoke in a club, what song would you choose?

Favorite Halloween costume?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Have you ever broken a bone(s), what?

What kind of cell phone do you have?

What time is it on your computer?

Beatles or Rolling Stones?

Are you allergic to anything that you know of?

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Did you have imaginary friends as a child?

If you didn’t support United, what other premiership club would you support?

Would you rather be a midget or an ogre?

What is the best letter in the alphabet?

What is your favorite Neil Diamond song?

What is your least favorite food?

If Ben & Jerry’s made an ice cream flavor after you, what would it be, and what flavors would it have?

What is your favorite video game?

What is your favorite mixed drink?

Who is your favorite Roman god?

Have you ever ordered anything online because you were too embarrassed to purchase it in a store, if so, what was it?

Can you play any instruments?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Can you speak any other languages?

Plaid or polka dots?

Have you ever bungee jumped?

Mr. Rogers or Captain Kangaroo?

Do you regret putting your name up for the hot seat?

What three items would you want if you were trapped on a deserted island?

Is there any other period of time that you wished you lived in?

What is your favorite dish that your mother makes?

What is your favorite cheese?

Favorite brand of coffee?

What time is it now on your computer?

?em nab -ocuz- did yhW

[haggler]

curtains or blinds ?
doughnut or danish
if you winged a rabbit in your car would you just drive on or take it to the vet or reverse over it to finish it off ?

if you took last option would you know how to skin and cook it ?

if kylie was offering to bone you rigid for three months solid but told you she had aids would you riskit for a swisskit ? ie would you put your faith in a millimetre thick bit of latex ?

was aids developed in a lab in order to thin out african population and gay folk

could you drink a pint of vomit for a thousand pounds ?

how much would it take for you to become k4ts special friend ?

[Stephen]

Are you bored of getting asked questions?

[red devil jeff]

Are you a dwarf in real life?

[futbol]

Take your time :

How big is your bed?
What are you listening to right now?
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
What was the last thing you ate?
Last person you hugged?
How is the weather right now?
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?
Favorite type of Food.
Do you want children?
Do you drink?
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
Hair color?
Eye colour?
Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Favorite holiday?
Favorite Season?
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Last Movie you Watched?
What books are you reading?
Piercings?
Favorite Movie?
Favorite college football Team?
What were you doing before filling this out?
Any pets?
Dogs or cats?
Favorite Flower?
Have you ever loved someone?
Who would you like to see right now?
Have you ever fired a gun?
Do you like to travel by plane?
Right-handed or Left-handed?
If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Are you missing someone?
Do you have a tattoo?
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Are you hiding something from someone?
ARE YOU 18?
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
GRILLED OR FRIED?
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
FAVORITE HANGOUT?
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
FAVORITE SONG?
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME?
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME?
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING?
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER?
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
Whats your favorite color?
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU?
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11?
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?

[PrinceZane]

Are you a dwarf in real life?

I'll ask the follow up...

Are you red in real life?

[Keano!]

OK...STOP!......There's hundreads of questions for Dwarfy to answer
now, so no more for no until he manages to somehow find some time to answer
the ones unanswered. ;)


:rolleyes:

[Stephen]

Do you agree with Keano's comment?

Would you prefer him to shut up?

[-zuco-]

Keep the questions coming, he wanted to
be in the hotseat so he will deal with it :p

[Cappy]

arent you going to ask any questions then zuco ;)

[-zuco-]

arent you going to ask any questions then zuco ;)
All in good time ;)

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?

Can you cry under the water?

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure?

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

How do they get the swirls in the toothpaste to come out so perfectly?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Who is the last person you talked to?

[Forever_United]

Is that really you in that in ur avatar ? i've always wondered :)

[-zuco-]

Is Cappy gay?

Why did I ban him?

[Cappy]

Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery?

Is that why zuco is copying my question?

Do you have any guilty pleasures in your music collection?

¿Por qué me prohibió zuco?

[reddwarf]

Hi guys.

Crisis at work. Our office manager has walked out and emailed all our customers to tell them she's quit so now we're being inundated with people asking why and who their contact now is.

I was attending my younger brothers graduation ceremony yesterday and it's my older brothers stag do this afternoon so I'm not going to have chance to answer all your questions until Monday.

I promise I'll do it then!

[-zuco-]

Seeing as though Dwarf won't be online again until Monday; I'm going to
close this thread and start the next round. I'll re-open this thread on
Monday and Dwarf can carry on his turn in the hot seat.