Not Your Day Is It ?

[SALFORD RED]

While walking through a London park , a man came upon another man,
without a shirt, hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

'No, would you like to give it a try?'

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...'

So he removed his shirt, wrapped his arms around the tree
and pressed his ear up against it.

With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him,
took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped his pants and
boxers off, threw them in the brush and ran off.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by,
saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,

'What the heck happened to you?'

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head
in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently
behind the ear and said,



'This just ain't gonna be your day, is it ??...'
.

[frenchie]

hahahaha......lol.........

[RedForceRising]

And after whispering that into the man's ear, what did haggler do? :D

[abojodeh]

haha what an idiot :D :D :D ;)

[ManUtd19]

Lol shame.

[-zuco-]

He'll be walking like John Wayne when he finally escapes :D

[PrinceZane]

An oldie but goodie, just like it's poster :p

[haggler]

And after whispering that into the man's ear, what did haggler do? :Di could not possibly comment --- but it involved a tub of goose grease and a feather duster

[RedForceRising]

i could not possibly comment --- but it involved a tub of goose grease and a feather duster


I would have thought a plastic pipe and a hamster! :D

[NateR]

Lol. I heard a similiar one but it involved a Little girl, a car accident and a Priest...

[Red Warrior]

hahaha great one SR.