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15-07-2008, 01:10 PM
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a
cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over
there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his
head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him
by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took
the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and
7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the
waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what
they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8,
Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages;
I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami and a 10,000 acre
ranch in Louisiana There is over twenty million dollars in
my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send
the bottle back.
unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a
cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over
there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his
head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him
by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took
the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and
7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the
waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what
they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8,
Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages;
I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami and a 10,000 acre
ranch in Louisiana There is over twenty million dollars in
my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send
the bottle back.