Harvo In The Hot Seat

[-zuco-]

Get your questions in folks.

Be as cruel as you like :D

[Cappy]

What is your favorite thing about yourself?

What is your least favorite thing about yourself?

What three questions would you ask a genie, assuming you already had all the money you needed?

What is your pet peeve?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

What is your favorite article of clothing?

Why did zuco ban me?

[-zuco-]

Why did zuco ban me?
See you in 10 minutes :D

[Cappy]

Isn't it Harvo's turn to answer questions? ;)

[abojodeh]

do you like you?
is your name me?
have you ever got drunk in a bus?
have you ever kissed your self? :D
will you ever get punked? :p
can you kill a guy with a small knife?
do you have pets?
whats your job?
do you like Stella Artois beer?
have you ever tried to put a bug in a microwave? :D
dont you hate these stupid questions? ;)

[Stephen]

Why did you open this thread?

What colour is air?

If a tree falls in a forest, but no-one hears it, does it make a sound?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What is your real name?

A blue house is blue, a red house is red, a pink house is pink, a yellow house is yellow, a white house is white. So what colour is a green house?

In my bungalow everything is pink. The towels, the floors, the ceilings, the sofa, the TV, absolutly everything! So what colour are the stairs?

What do cows drink?

You are playing a 5 a side football tournament. You are the manager. Which 5 members on the forum would you pick to play?

Who is your favourite member?

Discounting Abo, who is your least favourite member?

Do you think Carly is attractive?

Do you think zuco is unattractive?

Do you find Old Trafford a nice place to be?

Where do you sit in Old Trafford?

Do you make many away games?

Why United?

Do you play any computer games?

Why am I asking you these questions?

What colour is my hair?

Why did zuco ban Cappy?

Do you think something is going on between Cappy and zuco?

Why did zuco ban Dynamite, leading to the banning of Jenna?

What's the reasoning behind your username?

What colour shirt do Manchester United play in at home?

What is your favourite animal, a dog or a cat?

Who would win in a fight between Duncan Ferguson, and Chris Eagles?

Is Chris Eagles you favourite player?

Do you like his hair?

Do you want me to stop asking questions?

I think it's my turn in the hot seat next, is this true?

How old are you?

What is you credit card number?

And the expiry date?

And the security code on the back?

And what name is that in?

Are you the best?

Have I ever been banned from this forum?

If so, why did I?

[Harvo]

What is your favorite thing about yourself? My Hair :D

What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Too Lazy:p

What three questions would you ask a genie, assuming you already had all the money you needed? Stayed with gf forever, family live happy and full lives, United Glory.

What is your pet peeve? Cricket

Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Because they are colourful.

What is your favorite article of clothing? Article? what's that? lol... Jeans :confused:

Why did zuco ban me? Because He's mean.

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do you like you? Yes
is your name me? No
have you ever got drunk in a bus? No
have you ever kissed your self? Yes :x
will you ever get punked? No :D
can you kill a guy with a small knife? Probably
do you have pets? Yes
whats your job? Don't have one, studying A-level
do you like Stella Artois beer? No
have you ever tried to put a bug in a microwave? No
dont you hate these stupid questions? Yes

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[-zuco-]

Why did zuco ban Dynamite, leading to the banning of Jenna?

For the last time, Jenna isn't banned. Dynamite won't
let her on here cos he got banned. Stop asking about it.

[Harvo]

Why did you open this thread? Because it had my name on it :D

What colour is air? White

If a tree falls in a forest, but no-one hears it, does it make a sound? Yes

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg

What is your real name? Harvey

A blue house is blue, a red house is red, a pink house is pink, a yellow house is yellow, a white house is white. So what colour is a green house? Transparent

In my bungalow everything is pink. The towels, the floors, the ceilings, the sofa, the TV, absolutly everything! So what colour are the stairs? There are none! Took me a while to get that :x

What do cows drink? Water

You are playing a 5 a side football tournament. You are the manager. Which 5 members on the forum would you pick to play? The most skillful 5 :cool:

Who is your favourite member? Harvo

Discounting Abo, who is your least favourite member? You :p

Do you think Carly is attractive? Yes

Do you think zuco is unattractive? Yes

Do you find Old Trafford a nice place to be? Yes

Where do you sit in Old Trafford? South Stand

Do you make many away games? Not much :(

Why United? My Uncle showed me the way.

Do you play any computer games? Football Manager

Why am I asking you these questions? No Idea

What colour is my hair? Red

Why did zuco ban Cappy? Because he's mean!

Do you think something is going on between Cappy and zuco? Yes

Why did zuco ban Dynamite, leading to the banning of Jenna? Because he's mean

What's the reasoning behind your username? It's similar to my name

What colour shirt do Manchester United play in at home? Red

What is your favourite animal, a dog or a cat? Cat

Who would win in a fight between Duncan Ferguson, and Chris Eagles? Duncan Ferguson

Is Chris Eagles you favourite player? No

Do you like his hair? No

Do you want me to stop asking questions? Yes

I think it's my turn in the hot seat next, is this true? Possibly

How old are you? 17

Are you the best? Yes

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[abojodeh]

what do you think about zuco ?
who is the best mod here ?
will you go to the shoutbox funeral ?
how the hell you kissed your self ?
what is the best illegal drugs you ever tried ? :D
whats your fav drink ?
whats your fav beer ?
ps3 or 360 ?
pes or fifa ?
what is in common between scousers and cricket players ?
have you ever tough of killing somebody ?
whats your favourite food ?
do you like megan fox ?
isn't vida so hot ?
name a female celebrity you would like to sleep with ?

[Harvo]

what do you think about zuco ? I don't
will you go to the shoutbox funeral ? Yes
how the hell you kissed your self ? :x
what is the best illegal drugs you ever tried ? Don't do drugs
whats your fav drink ? Lemonade
whats your fav beer ? Kronenberg
ps3 or 360 ? PS3
pes or fifa ? FIFA
what is in common between scousers and cricket players ? I hate them
whats your favourite food ? Pizza
do you like megan fox ? Yes
isn't vida so hot ? Yes
name a female celebrity you would like to sleep with ? Lucy Pinder

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[haggler]

i have a pet tape worm and i gain immense pleasure from its wriggling in my nether regions . i am now trying to train it . do you feel this is cruel and exploitative

would you rent a chainsaw to me as hss refused ?

how does a spider walk on a ceiling and not fall orf ?

why is head hair thin and stright and pubes thick and curly and why are mine going grey while head hair still brown


have you ever bathed in custard ?

[Stephen]

There is a boat out at sea.
There is a ladder fixed to the side of the boat. The ladder has 10 rungs. There are 6 rungs above see level (with the other 4 underneath). Each rung is 1 foot apart.
The sea rises 4 foot.

How many rungs are now, after the water has risen, above sea level?

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If black is white. What is white?
If white is black. What isn't black?

Favourite United chant?

Opinion on the Glazers in no more than 10 words?
Opinion on FCUM in no more than 10 words?
Opinion on Sir Bobby in no more than 10 words?

What is your opinion on the Luton Town points deduction?

Do you think Freddie Flintoff getting back in the England test side a good idea?

Will England win the ashes?

Where do you live?

If you had to choose one place on Earth to be, where would one be?

Are you going Chairty shield?

Ole's game?

Peterborough?

[Harvo]

i have a pet tape worm and i gain immense pleasure from its wriggling in my nether regions . i am now trying to train it . do you feel this is cruel and exploitative Yes:D

would you rent a chainsaw to me as hss refused ? No

how does a spider walk on a ceiling and not fall orf ? Good Question...

why is head hair thin and stright and pubes thick and curly and why are mine going grey while head hair still brown Wierd...


have you ever bathed in custard ? No..

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There is a boat out at sea.
There is a ladder fixed to the side of the boat. The ladder has 10 rungs. There are 6 rungs above see level (with the other 4 underneath). Each rung is 1 foot apart.
The sea rises 4 foot.

How many rungs are now, after the water has risen, above sea level? :confused:

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If black is white. What is white? Black
If white is black. What isn't black? Black

Favourite United chant? Anderson son son

Opinion on the Glazers in no more than 10 words? Shouldn't be hated..
Opinion on FCUM in no more than 10 words? Couldn't give a crap..
Opinion on Sir Bobby in no more than 10 words? Legend.

What is your opinion on the Luton Town points deduction? Deserved.

Do you think Freddie Flintoff getting back in the England test side a good idea? Cricket sucks lmao

Will England win the ashes? I dunno what sport this is..

Where do you live? Nottingham

If you had to choose one place on Earth to be, where would one be? At my gf's

Are you going Chairty shield? Yes

Ole's game? No

Peterborough? No

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[RedDevilBorneo]

who's harvo btw..what did he do?

[PrinceZane]

I only have one question. Is this it?

[-zuco-]

who's harvo btw..what did he do?
He did nothing, he's just a member. Find more info in the sticky here: Click me (http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub/12476-hot-seat.html)

I only have one question. Is this it?
No, I've got some questions on the way ;)

You better have better answers than Cappy, his were crap :D

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?

Can you cry under the water?

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure?

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

How do they get the swirls in the toothpaste to come out so perfectly?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Who is the last person you talked to?

[Harvo]

He did nothing, he's just a member. Find more info in the sticky here: Click me (http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub/12476-hot-seat.html)


No, I've got some questions on the way

You better have better answers than Cappy, his were crap? Harvo > Cappy

Why is a round pizza put in a square box? Square boxes are easier to make.

Can you cry under the water? Yes

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court? Yes

If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have? Aids

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory? Yes! Pepsi is the worst drink ever.

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered? That would make assassinating Zuco impossible! :D

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round? :confused:

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever? What happens if you're cremated :confused:

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”? Because they're so cute when they sleep!

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage? Because walking on the moon is more important than transporting luggage.

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Too see a beautiful view

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV? Good point.. lmao.

Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure? I don't...

Why does bottled water have an expiration date? After a while it'll get stolen.

How do they get the swirls in the toothpaste to come out so perfectly? Photoshop?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow? 0 degrees is 32 fahrenheit. 32/2 = 16. 16 fahrenheit is -8.89 degrees;)

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Failed in your task

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo? Soap

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Hasn't gone through puberty.

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? To channel your concentration on one task.

Who is the last person you talked to? My gf

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[Stephen]

How often are you online?

[Harvo]

How often are you online?

I dunno..

[Jazz 16]

Why dont you put your answers in bold so it's easier to read?

[Harvo]

Why dont you put your answers in bold so it's easier to read? Because I'm lazy.

[Cappy]

So, why did zuco un-ban me?

[abojodeh]

have you ever tried to jump on a speeding car

[PrinceZane]

What is the best kickoff time for a match?

[Stephen]

When do you think your stint in the hotseat is going to end?

Favourites...


United player?
Non-United player?
Club?
Non-United club?
Country?
Non-supported country?
Food?
Drink?
Member?

[thekeanefella]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/thekeanefella/worstalbumcovers14tino.jpg
is this you?

[Ritesh MU]

drive in a mitsubishi lancer evolution 2008 thats rock

[abojodeh]

have you ever tried to jump ?
what will happen if every person in the world jumps at the same time ?
Who is taller you or the one who will replay to this post ? :D
what is your fav. smilie on this forum ?
how lazy are you ?

[-zuco-]

Three days + no answers = closed.

[Jazz 16]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/thekeanefella/worstalbumcovers14tino.jpg
is this you?

lmao :D I think thats cappy though.