TheManc
23-07-2008, 02:02 AM
What do Chelsea fans do after Chelsea win the Champions League?
They put away their PlayStations.
What does a 3 pin plug and Chelsea have in common?
They're both useless in Europe.
What is the difference between Chelsea and tea?
The tea stays in the cup longer.
Why do people take an instant dislike to Chelsea?
It saves time.
A woman buys a car in London. On her way home she notices that only one radio station works. She immediately turns the car around and heads back to the dealer.
"Hey," she says, "the radio in this motor doesn't work! It only receives one station!" The dealer replies, "It's voice activated. You tell it what kind of music you want to listen to, and it automatically changes."
This satisfies the woman, who immediately gets back into the car and drives home. On the way, she says, "Classical..."
The car radio automatically switches to classical music.
She then says, "Rock and Roll..."
The car radio automatically switches to a Rolling Stones tune.
Again she speaks to the car radio... "Country Music..."
The car radio automatically switches to a Garth Brooks song.
Suddenly, someone pulls in front of her and cuts her off...
"CRAP!!!" she screams.
The car radio automatically switches to live commentary of a Chelsea match.
They've probably been said before, but oh well...
They put away their PlayStations.
What does a 3 pin plug and Chelsea have in common?
They're both useless in Europe.
What is the difference between Chelsea and tea?
The tea stays in the cup longer.
Why do people take an instant dislike to Chelsea?
It saves time.
A woman buys a car in London. On her way home she notices that only one radio station works. She immediately turns the car around and heads back to the dealer.
"Hey," she says, "the radio in this motor doesn't work! It only receives one station!" The dealer replies, "It's voice activated. You tell it what kind of music you want to listen to, and it automatically changes."
This satisfies the woman, who immediately gets back into the car and drives home. On the way, she says, "Classical..."
The car radio automatically switches to classical music.
She then says, "Rock and Roll..."
The car radio automatically switches to a Rolling Stones tune.
Again she speaks to the car radio... "Country Music..."
The car radio automatically switches to a Garth Brooks song.
Suddenly, someone pulls in front of her and cuts her off...
"CRAP!!!" she screams.
The car radio automatically switches to live commentary of a Chelsea match.
They've probably been said before, but oh well...