Stephen In The Hot Seat

[-zuco-]

It's the turn of our ticket meister to take the seat.

He's been dying to have his turn ever since the idea was mentioned :p

We need to test him on his United and ticket knowledge to find lots of stuff he doesn't know :D

Get to it folks ;)

[Jazz 16]

Do you make love to tickets?
Do you ever kiss the tickets?
Why do you love United so much?
Fave ever player?
Stupidest things you have ever done?
How many pints does it take you to get drunk?
Sex or United?
Sex with ladies or sex with tickets?
Do you ever sleep with your match day programme?
Are you going to the first home game of the season?
If you are will I spot you in Platts?
Why do you like this forum?
How could we imporve things here?
Do you like school?
Do you play football and are you any good?
Did you read my 'Did you know' thread in the history section?
Was there stuff there you didnt know?
Id there anything about tickets you dont know?
WOuld you marry a ticket if you could?
Are my questions annoying or ok?
Ill think of more lateer if thats ok?
can you answer in bold?

[abojodeh]

How do you feel after being in the hot seat ?
What is your fav. drink ?
Name one female celebrity you would like to sleep with ?
Name one male celebrity you would like to sleep with ?
What is most stupid thing you have ever done when you was hung over ?
Choose a lady from this forum you would like to date ?
Is cappy a homo ?
How did you know that ?
Why zuco banned cappy ?
Whats your fav quote ?

[Stephen]

Do you make love to tickets? Unfortunately not. Although, watch this space.
Do you ever kiss the tickets? If it were the Champions League final, then maybe. But for Coventry at home midweek? Nah.
Why do you love United so much? Passion, courage, legacy, history, legends, Munich, 68, Fergie, never die, Scholesy, but overall the United feeling within United. All one big family. Champions League, or conference. My love for United will never diminish
Fave ever player? Paul Scholes
Stupidest things you have ever done? Not taking my chance when it came.
How many pints does it take you to get drunk? I don't know, I loose count :eek:
Sex or United? Depends who the sex is with.
Sex with ladies or sex with tickets? Sex with a lady holding a ticket :cool:
Do you ever sleep with your match day programme? I can't say I have done....yet
Are you going to the first home game of the season? Got chubbed. But should be sorted for a ticket.
If you are will I spot you in Platts? Maybe. Depends how I feel on the day.
Why do you like this forum? Who said I do? :D Nah the community spirit.
How could we imporve things here? You can't.
Do you like school? Not really, wouldn't say I hate it.
Do you play football and are you any good? I do play football, and I consider myself to be of a standard to get by. Nowhere near pro, or semi-pro.
Did you read my 'Did you know' thread in the history section? I did.
Was there stuff there you didnt know? Yes, quite a bit.
Id there anything about tickets you dont know? Possibly. Test me : D
WOuld you marry a ticket if you could? No. Unless her name is Ticket, then no.
Are my questions annoying or ok? Enjoyable.
Ill think of more lateer if thats ok? I can't wait : )
can you answer in bold? No.

How do you feel after being in the hot seat ? Sad now that you're here.
What is your fav. drink ? J20 non-alc; budweiser-alc.
Name one female celebrity you would like to sleep with ? Kara Tointon
Name one male celebrity you would like to sleep with ? None!
What is most stupid thing you have ever done when you was hung over ? Drink :D
Choose a lady from this forum you would like to date ? Jenna.
Is cappy a homo ? A homosapien, yes.
How did you know that ? Because it told me.
Why zuco banned cappy ? #Because he wants to!#
Whats your fav quote ?Fergie's knocking Liverpool off their perch.

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[Cappy]

Do you find it odd that is everyone so worried about my sexuality?

Are you interested in the slightest about my sexual preferences?

What is your favorite joke?

When was the last time you cried?

What is your favorite food?

Are you looking forward to answering the same questions that zuco posts in enveryone's thread? :p

What did you do when the forums were down and you couldn't make fun fun of abo?

What is your favorite album?

When you go to the zoo, what is the first animal you want to see?

What is the best non-United moment in your life?

Would you like to buy a monkey?

Why did zuco ban me?

[Stephen]

Do you find it odd that is everyone so worried about my sexuality? Yes.

Are you interested in the slightest about my sexual preferences? No.

What is your favorite joke? City.

When was the last time you cried? I cannot remember.

What is your favorite food? Shepherds Pie

Are you looking forward to answering the same questions that zuco posts in enveryone's thread? :p Most certainly!

What did you do when the forums were down and you couldn't make fun fun of abo? Viva Red Issue....
Other forums. :D

What is your favorite album?The Stone Roses, by the Stone Roses.

When you go to the zoo, what is the first animal you want to see? Erm, ant.

What is the best non-United moment in your life? Signing up here :eek:

Would you like to buy a monkey? No.

Why did zuco ban me? #Because he wants to!#


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[abojodeh]

have you ever tried to shoot a cat by a nailer ?
what is you fav. goal that have been scored in taibi net ?
is it this one http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w6YA2jzjDHg ?

[Stephen]

have you ever tried to shoot a cat by a nailer ? No.
what is you fav. goal that have been scored in taibi net ?
is it this one http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w6YA2jzjDHg ?

Yes

....;lk;

[Cappy]

How many stadiums other than OT have you been to? (and if you feel like going the extra mile, which ones)

Are there any other Premiership sides that you like?

What return are you anticipating more, the shoutbox or footy season?

What are you more excited about getting, the forums update or a new striker?

What are you favorite non-United hobbies?

What is your favorite holiday? (i.e. Christmas, New Year's... not vacation)

What super-power would you want?

If you stumbled upon a magic lamp, other than money, what would be your three wishes?

Why did zuco unban me?

[Stephen]

How many stadiums other than OT have you been to? (and if you feel like going the extra mile, which ones) 10 :( Don't get to many away games tbh. Too much money, and hard to get them without a ST. So - Villa, Birmingham, Walsall, Hednesford, Gillingham, Northampton, Bloxwich United, Swindon, MK Dons, Wycombe. Also been the Cliff training ground.

Are there any other Premiership sides that you like? Yes - West Brom and Sunderland. But I don't support them, or look out for their results.

What return are you anticipating more, the shoutbox or footy season? Football season.

What are you more excited about getting, the forums update or a new striker? Forums update :D

What are you favorite non-United hobbies? Playing football, games, sport, tickets.

What is your favorite holiday? (i.e. Christmas, New Year's... not vacation) Summer

What super-power would you want? Could you class magic as that? If not, then flying.

If you stumbled upon a magic lamp, other than money, what would be your three wishes? For many more wishes; for United to 'never die'; for full health for my family for the rest of their lives.

Why did zuco unban me? #Because he wants to!#

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[burnzy1987]

Best United game you have attended (the result/performance)??

Best united game you have attended (atmospehere)??

How hot is the hot seat?

Most anicipated game next season?

Have you got bored off the hot seat or the hot seats questions yet?

Whos opinions to you respect most on MUT?

[Stephen]

Best United game you have attended (the result/performance)?? Bloody hell, erm Villa last season. Or Arsenal in the cup. Can't think further back, head hurts.

Best united game you have attended (atmospehere)?? Charlton 06/7

How hot is the hot seat? 10 degress

Most anicipated game next season? Bring on the Hull. Nah Stoke away :D

Have you got bored off the hot seat or the hot seats questions yet? No

Whos opinions to you respect most on MUT? Salford Red

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[-zuco-]

Do you like the sig I gave you?

[abojodeh]

Whats Your Fav. Manchester United Chant ?
Do You Like To Cook ?
Do You Like To Grill ?

[Lucky7]

Have you ever played Badminton?

[Stephen]

Do you like the sig I gave you?

Yes, thankyou very much.

Whats Your Fav. Manchester United Chant ? Uniteds flag is deepest red; It sshouded all our Munich dead; before their limbs grew stiff and cold; their hearts blood died it's every fold; Then raise United's banner high; beneth it's shade we'll live and die; so keep the faith and never fear; we'll keep the red flag flying here! WE'LL NEVER DIE, WE'LL NEVER DIE; WE'LL NEVER DIE, WE'LL NEVER DIE; We'll keep the Red Flag flying High - Because Man United, will never die.
Do You Like To Cook ? Not really, but I do if I have to.
Do You Like To Grill ? No.

Have you ever played Badminton?

I have done, great to play.

[PrinceZane]

A ticket question I think you'll struggle with:

I've been to one match at OT. Which was it and where was I sitting? :D

[SALFORD RED]

Is T*fty your best mate ?
Is T*fty your mate at all ?
Have you ever met the ginger gimp T*fty ?
Who does T*fty really support ?
Why is T*fty and SEF hated by so many United fans ?
Why does T*fty never go to any games ?
Why would he be battered senseless if he did ?
Why is T*ftys tongue brown ?



( trick questions as i know the answers to the last 5). :D

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[Stephen]

A ticket question I think you'll struggle with:

I've been to one match at OT. Which was it and where was I sitting? :D

Hmmm, Wigan Athletic, North stand tier two??

Is T*fty your best mate ? He isn't, but I feel if he keeps his thoughts on the football he talks some sense. He's a prat most of the time, but people jump on his back on everything he says. People need to read the posts instead of the member.
Is T*fty your mate at all ? He isn't, I barely know him.
Have you ever met the ginger gimp T*fty ? I have.
Who does T*fty really support ? Runcorn :eek: He also (apparently : D) went through a stage of Everton :eek: But claims to be a United supporter. I'm saying Everton :D
Why is T*fty and SEF hated by so many United fans ? Because Tuffers is a ****, and also SEF took the job of another group before the takeover, West Stand banners. They stopped because of Glazer and SEF are seen as Glazer-lovers and make chessier, less quality banners - like FEAR. That's basically what I know (or think).
Why does T*fty never go to any games ? Hmmm, always thought he would. Maybe because he is a ****?
Why would he be battered senseless if he did ? Because nobody likes him?
Why is T*ftys tongue brown ? Licks the arse of Gill, Glazer?


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[SALFORD RED]

100% correct :p

How do you know so much for a young lad ?
Are you really 16 ?
Why are you so mature beyond your years ?
Am i really a Judas ? :p
When you watch FC will you become a Judas ?
Will you chin T*fty for me next time you see him ?
What's the answer to the latest question to get access on ** ?
If the answer is wrong can i ban you from here ?
What do you like best on this whole forum ?
How many pints do i owe you now ?

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[piazza]

If you had to assassinate a moderator for tickets who would it be?

[-zuco-]

If you had to assassinate a moderator for tickets who would it be?
Technically you have to be a VIP to be assassinated and considering
I'm the only mod that can be classed a a VIP it'd have to be me.

If he got rid of any other mod it'd just be a murder :D

[piazza]

Technically you have to be a VIP to be assassinated and considering
I'm the only mod that can be classed a a VIP it'd have to be me.

If he got rid of any other mod it'd just be a murder :D
Lmao, I think you're the next Cantona, based on arrogance alone (Refer to the "Funny Football Quotes" thread in which Cantona was quoted as saying "I am God" before you crucify me please :p)

[-zuco-]

Lmao, I think you're the next Cantona, based on arrogance alone (Refer to the "Funny Football Quotes" thread in which Cantona was quoted as saying "I am God" before you crucify me please :p)
I am God and anybody who disagrees will be banned :D

In all seriousness though, I just have a sense of humour and like to have a laugh on here :)

[piazza]

I am God and anybody who disagrees will be banned :D

In all seriousness though, I just have a sense of humour and like to have a laugh on here :)
Clearly I have one too if I just compared you to Cantona :D

[-zuco-]

Clearly I have one too if I just compared you to Cantona :D
Cantona has nothing on me ;)

[piazza]

Cantona has nothing on me ;)
Lmao, does that mean you have a Leeds tattoo as well?

[-zuco-]

Lmao, does that mean you have a Leeds tattoo as well?
I have a United tattoo on my right shoulder which means:


-zuco- > Cantona

;)

[piazza]

I have a United tattoo on my right shoulder which means:


-zuco- > Cantona

;)
what about the one that says " I <3 the kop"?

[Stephen]

100% correct :p

How do you know so much for a young lad ? Just things I pick up on, and learn. Oh and listening :D
Are you really 16 ? I am.
Why are you so mature beyond your years ? Am I? I really don't know. Ta anyway - I'll take it as a compliment!
Am i really a Judas ? Nah, I don't think anyone who goes FC are traitors. They have their reasons to go to FC, and I have my reasons to stay at MUFC. And you and others who do both have your reasons - as the song goes, Two United's but the soul is one.
When you watch FC will you become a Judas ? No! :eek:
Will you chin T*fty for me next time you see him ? Fight your own battles ;) What's he done to you? : D
What's the answer to the latest question to get access on ** ? I'm lost :/
If the answer is wrong can i ban you from here ? You're the boss...
What do you like best on this whole forum ? TICKET FORUM OF COURSE!!
How many pints do i owe you now ? 96.78

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If you had to assassinate a moderator for tickets who would it be?

Red Devel :evil:
Nah none, you all are alright!

[PrinceZane]

Hmmm, Wigan Athletic, North stand tier two??

Not too bad... Dynamo Kyiv, NW :D

[Cappy]

When do you think zuco will start a new hot seat thread?

Who do you nominate to be in the hot seat?

Are getting antsy for the season to start?

Do you think zuco is homophobic for banning me, and could it be homophobic if I am not gay?

[haggler]

i want a go in the big black chair

[-zuco-]

i want a go in the big black chair
It's red :D

I've added you to the list Haggs but unfortunately there are quite a few names before yours.

http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub/12476-hot-seat.html

I'm closing this one as soon as Stephen answers the outstanding questions so no more please.

[Lucky7]

You Like me as a Member here?
Why you love United?
Do you hate Slave?
Who's your prefered Club after United.??

[Stephen]

When do you think zuco will start a new hot seat thread? In 3.2 years time.

Who do you nominate to be in the hot seat? Salford Red.

Are getting antsy for the season to start? The season has started ;)

Do you think zuco is homophobic for banning me, and could it be homophobic if I am not gay?No and no.




You Like me as a Member here? Yeah, your not bad.
Why you love United? Passion, courage, legacy, history, legends, Munich, 68, Fergie, never die, Scholesy, but overall the United feeling within United. All one big family. Champions League, or conference. My love for United will never diminish
Do you hate Slave? No I don't hate Ronaldo.
Who's your prefered Club after United.?? None. FCUM if I had to.


Ah thankyou all.

[Cappy]

In before the lock...I feel another banning coming on

But start another thread already Big Z. ;)

[-zuco-]

I forgot all about it to be honest :o


On my way to make the new one.