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Brock
01-08-2008, 02:10 AM
Takes notes Abo :p
m75g_A731q0
-zuco-
01-08-2008, 02:42 AM
Is that you Brock?
Brock
01-08-2008, 02:49 AM
Is that you Brock?
No... But you get the idea. ;)
piazza
01-08-2008, 04:04 AM
2 words: "Montell Chilliams"
dckyfoxes
01-08-2008, 07:19 AM
what has it got to do with Abo anyway...
Although after watching it really give me the impression that abo has his kind of char...
LOL
Can I have your number...
Can I have it...
Can I...
HAhAHAHHAHAHA
sparkic
01-08-2008, 11:25 AM
lmao haha can i have itt
abojodeh
01-08-2008, 11:53 AM
Takes notes Abo :p
i need no notes
i can pick you up with three girls easier than you think
plus i have published a book with my mate about dating ;)
Keano!
01-08-2008, 02:29 PM
"croissant"...
LMAO!.......That was good!..........great video Brock! :p
carlyluvsunited
01-08-2008, 02:33 PM
I would have to punch that guy right in the mouth if he annoyed me like that :mad:
jd_united
01-08-2008, 04:31 PM
Funny stuff :D
Brock
01-08-2008, 04:47 PM
i need no notes
i can pick you up with three girls easier than you think
plus i have published a book with my mate about dating ;)
http://www.fantasybookspot.com/files/icebergslim-pimp.JPG
Is this your book? :p
Forever_United
01-08-2008, 05:18 PM
I get that of girls a lot :)
its hard bein good-lookin :D woo !
red lady
01-08-2008, 09:18 PM
sweet...lol.
abojodeh
01-08-2008, 11:44 PM
http://www.fantasybookspot.com/files/icebergslim-pimp.JPG
Is this your book? :p
lmao :p
ged1mcguirk
02-08-2008, 07:32 AM
carlyluvsunited
Can I have your number...
Can I have it...
Can I...
Harvo
02-08-2008, 08:21 AM
carlyluvsunited
Can I have your number...
Can I have it...
Can I...
You're gonna get punched :eek:
Brock
05-08-2008, 03:41 AM
lmao :p
Ah i knew it you little playa... ;)
SALFORD RED
05-08-2008, 03:48 AM
I keep seeing the title of this thread and for
some reason have visions of picking up a bowling ball.:confused:
.
piazza
05-08-2008, 03:52 AM
I keep seeing the title of this thread and for
some reason have visions of picking up a bowling ball.:confused:
.
What kind of sick crap are you into? :p
Brock
05-08-2008, 03:55 AM
What kind of sick crap are you into? :p
Seriously... :rolleyes:
:p
SALFORD RED
05-08-2008, 04:03 AM
What kind of sick crap are you into? :p
?? Gorillamasking ! Tromboning !! a bit of wolfbagging !!
Oh, and i like ten pin bowling as well. :D :p
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piazza
05-08-2008, 04:06 AM
?? Gorillamasking ! Tromboning !! a bit of wolfbagging !!
Oh, and i like ten pin bowling as well. :D :p
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lmfao
-zuco-
05-08-2008, 04:09 AM
I keep seeing the title of this thread and for
some reason have visions of picking up a bowling ball.:confused:
.
LMAO :D
Does Mrs. Sal have three holes? :D
SALFORD RED
05-08-2008, 04:14 AM
LMAO :D
Does Mrs. Sal have three holes? :D
She will have when i've finnished mate.
20+ yrs i've been digging. :D :D
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Brock
05-08-2008, 04:22 AM
She will have when i've finnished mate.
20+ yrs i've been digging. :D :D
.
http://www.globetheatrelive.com/seasonimages/miner.jpg
http://www.mcgill.ca/files/news/0503mining0.jpg
piazza
05-08-2008, 04:24 AM
...Sweet Jesus
-zuco-
05-08-2008, 04:28 AM
...Sweet Jesus
Yes my child? What troubles you?
Brock
05-08-2008, 04:45 AM
Yes my child? What troubles you?
Comparing yourself to Jesus. Love it. :cool: ;)
-zuco-
05-08-2008, 04:47 AM
Comparing yourself to Jesus. Love it. :cool: ;)
Pfft! Jesus has nothing on me.
I exist for starters.
Brock
05-08-2008, 04:54 AM
Pfft! Jesus has nothing on me.
I exist for starters.
C_c_MHkba5c
-zuco-
05-08-2008, 04:56 AM
What a gay response :D
haggler
05-08-2008, 05:32 AM
time has taught me this about women ----- the less interest you show the more they try . ive been happily married for nearly twenty years and nothing attracts women more than a wedding ring or so it seems .
most women love to be flattered --- they love to be made laugh as well . start married life as you mean to go on flowers every week make a rod for your own back ----- buy them seldom and never when expected --- this works two ways it shows you care and can be impulsive and it makes them think you are up to something so out go the greying period pants and in come la senzas finest .
most women do not like giving oral and who can blame them fellas . i mean could you chow down on a chaps chap ?
the only other tip is this get a girl who can cook !!!! looks fade but flaky pastry done well lasts for life
Brock
05-08-2008, 04:19 PM
time has taught me this about women ----- the less interest you show the more they try . ive been happily married for nearly twenty years and nothing attracts women more than a wedding ring or so it seems .
most women love to be flattered --- they love to be made laugh as well . start married life as you mean to go on flowers every week make a rod for your own back ----- buy them seldom and never when expected --- this works two ways it shows you care and can be impulsive and it makes them think you are up to something so out go the greying period pants and in come la senzas finest .
most women do not like giving oral and who can blame them fellas . i mean could you chow down on a chaps chap ?
the only other tip is this get a girl who can cook !!!! looks fade but flaky pastry done well lasts for life
Thanks Dad. ;)
red lady
05-08-2008, 09:26 PM
time has taught me this about women ----- the less interest you show the more they try . ive been happily married for nearly twenty years and nothing attracts women more than a wedding ring or so it seems .
most women love to be flattered --- they love to be made laugh as well . start married life as you mean to go on flowers every week make a rod for your own back ----- buy them seldom and never when expected --- this works two ways it shows you care and can be impulsive and it makes them think you are up to something so out go the greying period pants and in come la senzas finest .
most women do not like giving oral and who can blame them fellas . i mean could you chow down on a chaps chap ?
the only other tip is this get a girl who can cook !!!! looks fade but flaky pastry done well lasts for life
haggler..tut tut tut..very good.lol
piazza
05-08-2008, 09:36 PM
Yes my child? What troubles you?
Lmfao
What a gay response :D
Did you mean to say "gay" this time?:p
Pfft! Jesus has nothing on me.
I exist for starters.
Has anyone actually seen you?..... :confused:
And don't they know that there was a Jesus?
Its just the "son-of-a-clearly-nonexistent-god" thing that people gripe about.
Either way, I've completely gone off the deep end.;)
RichardsReds
05-08-2008, 09:55 PM
aw the video expired!
Brock
06-08-2008, 11:37 PM
Here you go Richards,
DW--7ZmXrXo
PrinceZane
07-08-2008, 05:01 AM
Pfft! Jesus has nothing on me.
I exist for starters.
f'off ;)
-zuco-
07-08-2008, 05:07 AM
f'off ;)
Does the truth hurt Zaney? ;)
Brock
07-08-2008, 02:36 PM
zuco,
i find it hard to believe that you can post over 4000 times and still have time to answer everyone's prayers. :rolleyes: :p :confused:
-zuco-
07-08-2008, 02:51 PM
zuco,
i find it hard to believe that you can post over 4000 times and still have time to answer everyone's prayers. :rolleyes: :p :confused:
I am everywhere and everything.
And I don't answer everyone's prayers, most people don't deserve it.
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