does anyone find this joke funny?

[mulletsneverdie]

whats the smallest band in the world?

Dick, his two swingers and ginger on the strings

[Jay]

Feck no.

[Ajant]

nah!!

[Jay]

What do 4,000 British women every week have in common?























They just don't ****ing listen.

[carlyluvsunited]

What do 4,000 British women every week have in common?























They just don't ****ing listen.

Cheeky git :mad:

[Jay]

Cheeky git :mad:

Don't worry, it's only a joke. :cool:

[Ajant]

Haha yeah, plus I wouldnt care if you didnt listen dear ;)

[david fox]

Why do women have smaller feet than men?





So that they can get nearer to the sink.

[danfelixbuffy]

Cheeky git :mad:

if that pictures you then you r fit as, or you could be a fat man sitting in his pants!

who's to say in this topsy turvy world.:rolleyes:

[carlyluvsunited]

if that pictures you then you r fit as, or you could be a fat man sitting in his pants!

who's to say in this topsy turvy world.:rolleyes:

Holy **** - dodgy jokes about women then some guy accuses me of bein a fat guy in his pants, lmfao.....Hmmmmmmm......now why did I come here ?

Go check out ma Myspace profile and be sure to read the stuff I wrote on there - all about the orphans from my country Romania - www.myspace.com/96931253

Oh by the way if I have to be a guy cant I just be a skinny one sat in his boxers :p :p

[danfelixbuffy]

i was chatting to this girl on vitrual pool game thing and my mate took the **** out of me saying it was probably some bloke sat in his boxers, oh how he laughed.
of coarse thats not you ,was kidding!

[Jazz 16]

I really liked your site especially the "Irish By Birth ....United By The Grace Of God" poster. Ah no but being serious, I admire the work your doing for the children. keep doing what your doing Carly. :-)
And u do love your football as you say.
I say bring on 07/08. Cant wait for the team to start kickin ass again.

[carlyluvsunited]

i was chatting to this girl on vitrual pool game thing and my mate took the **** out of me saying it was probably some bloke sat in his boxers, oh how he laughed.
of coarse thats not you ,was kidding!

I'll let you off then Mr.....xx

[danfelixbuffy]

I'll let you off then Mr.....xx

danfelixbuffy-my names Dan, buffy and felix are my two cats they are mint! x
:D

[RichardsReds]

Looks like you are are doing some very good work for the Orphans Carly!!

[carlyluvsunited]

I really liked your site especially the "Irish By Birth ....United By The Grace Of God" poster. Ah no but being serious, I admire the work your doing for the children. keep doing what your doing Carly. :-)
And u do love your football as you say.
I say bring on 07/08. Cant wait for the team to start kickin ass again.

I have the Irish banner for United players because I have an Irish father from Cork - And my mother is from Tarlungeni in Romania. This is why I try to help out over there. Thankyou for taking time to read my stuff about the children too - and you Richard - the more people I tell about them the more work can be done to help these lil babies :)

[Anderson's God]

No no I'd say the first option!!!

[Anderson's God]

I have the Irish banner for United players because I have an Irish father from Cork - And my mother is from Tarlungeni in Romania. This is why I try to help out over there. Thankyou for taking time to read my stuff about the children too - and you Richard - the more people I tell about them the more work can be done to help these lil babies :)


Your cool, your Irish so am I. Ye go the Irish!!!!!http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
;)http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
:D

[RichardsReds]

Thankyou for taking time to read my stuff about the children too - and you Richard

No probs!:cool:

[carlyluvsunited]

I still reckon this joke was a bit dodgy though :D :D :D

[Jazz 16]

Your cool, your Irish so am I. Ye go the Irish!!!!!http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
;)http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
:D

:confused: :confused:
You say youre Irish yet YOU wrote this:

O dear god, are we this bored that we have to stoop this low as to talk about Ireland's greatest eleven. Sheer bored I hope!

[carlyluvsunited]

:confused: :confused:
You say youre Irish yet YOU wrote this:

O dear god, are we this bored that we have to stoop this low as to talk about Ireland's greatest eleven. Sheer bored I hope!

Who wrote this ?
Dont be abusing the rep of the Irish matey - or the Romanians either.....got me an Irish Daddy and a Romanian mummy :o

[Jazz 16]

Who wrote this ?
Dont be abusing the rep of the Irish matey - or the Romanians either.....got me an Irish Daddy and a Romanian mummy :o

Andersons God wrote this on another thread. Im just quoting him. He says he loves the Irish yet he writes that. Im baffled thats all, being Irish myself.

[carlyluvsunited]

Andersons God wrote this on another thread. Im just quoting him. He says he loves the Irish yet he writes that. Im baffled thats all, being Irish myself.

Where you from ?

Ma daddies from Cork

[Jazz 16]

Where you from ?

Ma daddies from Cork

My Dads from Cork too. My Nan still lives there and its quite close to where Roy Keane was brought up in Mayfield. My mum is French and I was born and live in Dublin, so Im a bit of pick 'n' mix.:)

[Anderson's God]

Who wrote this ?
Dont be abusing the rep of the Irish matey - or the Romanians either.....got me an Irish Daddy and a Romanian mummy :o


I never said a thing about Romainians, excuse me one of my best mates is Romainian, fostered by an Irish family - so now you think I am rascist!

I am Israeli born with a Spanish Dad and an Irish mum. Get outta here!!
:mad:

[Anderson's God]

I wasn't referring to being Irish, I was referring to the Irish National team.
I hold an Israeli passport and recently got an Irish one ! That means I can say I am Irish or Israeli.

[carlyluvsunited]

I never said a thing about Romainians, excuse me one of my best mates is Romainian, fostered by an Irish family - so now you think I am rascist!

I am Israeli born with a Spanish Dad and an Irish mum. Get outta here!!
:mad:

Of course we weren't saying that - we dont know you do we - but nice to meet you young man.

I thought Irish Romanian was a weird mix but yours is better - Israeli/Spanish/Irish :)

Makes me look all plain and boring now, lol ... x

[Jazz 16]

I wasn't referring to being Irish, I was referring to the Irish National team.
I hold an Israeli passport and recently got an Irish one ! That means I can say I am Irish or Israeli.

Ok then fair enough Anderson, but I still took offence to the Irish team comment. Its still important to me even if others are indifferent on the subject.

[carlyluvsunited]

Ok then fair enough Anderson, but I still took offence to the Irish team comment. Its still important to me even if others are indifferent on the subject.

All United fans should thank the Irish - they have had many, many great players from The Emerald Isle down the years.

[Anderson's God]

Ok then fair enough Anderson, but I still took offence to the Irish team comment. Its still important to me even if others are indifferent on the subject.



Sorry I didn't mean to offend ya' but I have mates that are Irish of course and they won't even watch the Ireland matches because they think so little of our team!!!

We never mention Ireland when it comes to matches, the whole atmosphere is downbeat and 'we'll lose' attitude but thats to be expected with Arsenal fans I suppose!!!

[Jazz 16]

Sorry I didn't mean to offend ya' but I have mates that are Irish of course and they won't even watch the Ireland matches because they think so little of our team!!!

We never mention Ireland when it comes to matches, the whole atmosphere is downbeat and 'we'll lose' attitude but thats to be expected with Arsenal fans I suppose!!!

Dont worry about it mate but I cant comprehend football "fans" that wont watch their country play because they think so little of their team. They aren't fans at all. Real fans support their club and country through thick and thin. And in case you didnt know Ireland arent doing too bad at the moment. Still have a fair chance to qualify for the Euro's.