Correct Use Of The 'F' Word

[carlyluvsunited]

When is the word f*ck acceptable ?

There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the **** do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10 . "What the **** was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any ****ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so ****ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the **** did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the **** are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3."Scattered ****ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this ****ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

[ARBUCKS]

HAHAHAHA some funny one's there, "What the **** was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 HAHAHA, I no its bad but it is funny

[SolskjaertheLegend]

haha nice!

[SlipDigby1892]

David Letterman perhaps??? lol

[Busby Boy]

:D .....very funny.

[GeordieMancunian]

oh fudgesticks. lol. Is that the 'f word'? haha.

[Red Devil]

OK I admit it, I was heading in here to use the knife, but - fair play to carly - its quite funny. Now, get the **** out of here ;) I used asterisks, really!! ;)

[carlyluvsunited]

OK I admit it, I was heading in here to use the knife, but - fair play to carly - its quite funny. Now, get the **** out of here ;) I used asterisks, really!! ;)

:eek: a ****ing knife !!!!

Ya wanna kill me now do ya, lol....Arrgghhhhhhhhh....someone help me !!!!

[meers9]

Wicked Very funny!

[Red Devil]

"electronic" knife dear lady ;)

[Wolfster]

hahaha hilarious!!
i might add one though
"Ah **** it, there goes the Champions League!" Franz Beckenbauer 1999

[SolskjaertheLegend]

hahaha hilarious!!
i might add one though
"Ah **** it, there goes the Champions League!" Franz Beckenbauer 1999

haha good one!!! :cool:

[carlyluvsunited]

hahaha hilarious!!
i might add one though
"Ah **** it, there goes the Champions League!" Franz Beckenbauer 1999

Nice one Wolfy......

"What a f*cking waste of £30 mill"....Mourinho on Schevchenko, Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May 2007 :D

[SeanUnited]

Haha, that's great, funny ****.

[carlyluvsunited]

"£350 MILLION AND WE COME F*CKING SECOND !!!!!" ~ Abramovich to Mourinho April 2007 :p :p

[Ajant]

Hahahah. Nice find!

[carlyluvsunited]

"Who is that streak of f*cking **** ?" ~ Gerrard on first seeing Crouch, Aug, 2005

[reddwarf]

Anybody see Mock The Week when one of the comedians was doing a stand up about excessive swearing?

He told the tale of attending a football match in Scotland when one of the fans in front of him stood up and shouted "****in'...BOOOOOOO!"

That cracked me up!

[carlyluvsunited]

"Gordon f*cking who ? What happened to Blair ?" ~ George W Bush, june 23rd 2007

[Justice]

Where the F**'s my red one gone? F*** it your having the yellow one, again. - Graham "w*nker" Poll, World Cup 2006

[Wolfster]

hahaha carly ur owning on chealski there :P very funny

[carlyluvsunited]

"F*CK !!! Fergie took the only trophy I had a chance to win this year" ~~ Jose Mourinho, Sun 5th Aug 2007....

[carlyluvsunited]

"How the f*ck can anyone save 3 penalties in a row ?" ~~ Jose Mourinho, Sun 5th Aug 2007

[spellbound]

you guys cracks me up...or

You all are so funny so F***ing funny. Spellbound August 6th -07 on the way to work :D

[Justice]

"WHERE THE F***S YOUR SILVERWARE" - United Fans Worldwide at Chelsea.

[carlyluvsunited]

"WHERE THE F***S YOUR SILVERWARE" - United Fans Worldwide at Chelsea.

"We've won f*ck all !!!" ~~Chelsea fans worldwide replying to United fans :D

[Wolfster]

Where's my f*cking strikers gone?? ~fergie 28 august 2007 after Ole announced retirement :p
i knw i knw...m sorry just couldn't help it :p

and i love United too

[carlyluvsunited]

"F*cking 'Ave It !!!!!" ~ Nani, 26th Aug 2007, Old Trafford (as he shot for goal) :p

[pilkytm]

"Sidwell Who The F*CK is he ?" Fish Face Abramovic to Mourinho

[Danny]

Fraud - I got F*cked at the used car lot.

Dismay - Ah F*ck it.

Trouble - I guess I'm really F*cked now..

Agression - Don't F*ck with me buddy.

Difficulty - I don't understand this F*ckin question.

Inquiry - Who the F*ck was that?

Disatisfaction - I don't like what the F*ck is going on here.

Incompitance - He's a F*ck off.

Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide and go F*ck yourself.

[keane7]

what the **** are the scousers doing in a library?????

[carlyluvsunited]

"F*CK this is my 1500th post !!!!" ~ Carly, 6 Sep 2007

[carlyluvsunited]

"What the f*ck was that ????" ~ Sir Alex 26th Sep 2007 after 2-0 defeat by Coventry :p