Hey Everyone

[Justice]

Usually I never bother with these hello type posts, but hey I might as well give it a go.

So, anyone else here like Man United? :P

[carlyluvsunited]

Usually I never bother with these hello type posts, but hey I might as well give it a go.

So, anyone else here like Man United? :P

Nope........

We're all bin dipping Scouse scallies who just wish we could be United supporters :D :D

Not really tho - we're all like you - United through and through

Welcome........xxx

[Justice]

Haha thank you =]
All thought I do not understand the term "bin dipper" im sure its not something pleasant.

[carlyluvsunited]

Haha thank you =]
All thought I do not understand the term "bin dipper" im sure its not something pleasant.

'Bin dipper' = Liverpool fan. They do so love to rummage through the rubbish for something to eat !!! :D :D A by-product of so many years spent unemployed and not willing to do any work......

For instance......

A blind man walks in a pub and orders a whisky and hears the voice of Jesus - he says "give Jesus a whisky too".

Next a deaf man enters the pub and orders a beer. He sees Jesus at the bar and says "give Jesus a beer too"

Then a Scouser with a bad back enters the bar and orders a double vodka. He sees Jesus at the bar and says "give Jesus a double vodka too"

As Jesus finishes his drinks he gets up and he goes to the blind man and says "bless you my son" and touches his eyes.......the blind man can see again !!!

He goes to the deaf man and says "bless you my son" and touches his ears......immediately the deaf man can hear again !!!!

He walks over to the Scouser..........

The Scouser backs off and says "F*ck off mate, you'll f*ck up my disability allowance !!!" :D :D

[Ajant]

Yeah don't generalise, i know its hard ;)
Welcome 'Justice' and 'red4life'

Please stick around!