carlyluvsunited
30-07-2007, 07:00 PM
A couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica The local newspaper reporter was
inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America ," explained the man "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona,
and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't
gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off".
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said: "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said: "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the
third time My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot
the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her: "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you
shoot the poor animal like that, Are you crazy?
She looked at ME, and quietly said: "That's once"
...... "And from that moment we have lived happily every after"
beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica The local newspaper reporter was
inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America ," explained the man "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona,
and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't
gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off".
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said: "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said: "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the
third time My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot
the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her: "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you
shoot the poor animal like that, Are you crazy?
She looked at ME, and quietly said: "That's once"
...... "And from that moment we have lived happily every after"