carlyluvsunited
02-08-2007, 09:23 AM
A man's efforts to get away with being late home, lol............
""The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 time. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then said "oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
""The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 time. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then said "oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.