Do you know any funny sayings?

[Anderson's God]

I laugh when I hear this one by Homer J Simpson

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" :D :D

Heres another one,

"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"


or

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."


So what about you??

[mulletsneverdie]

im thinkin about takin up meditating, beats sittin around all day! ba da dum

[andycole9]

i was in a bookies once and a guy came in and asked for tomorrows paper (the thick idiot was deadly serious)