Evidence that Jesus was a.........

[SALFORD RED]

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH ..


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone his brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with all of His meals.
3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Hippie:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Native
American:

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
work to do.

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[Ajant]

Not bad lol, not bad...