The 'Why's' Of Men......

[carlyluvsunited]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at ****tails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, you laugh at the blonde jokes!)

And a favourite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

[Jazz 16]

lol. I loved number 4, Id always wondered that ;-)

[SolskjaertheLegend]

sorry but im an old sour fart :rolleyes:




(even though im one of the youngest on this forum :cool: )

[Ajant]

Ha..Ha... :(

[PrinceZane]

It goes both ways though (and this one is especially true for Carly!)

Why don't women fart?
(they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure)

:D

[Teveth_32]

Ha ha

[Anderson's God]

sorry but im an old sour fart :rolleyes:




(even though im one of the youngest on this forum :cool: )


That makes 2 of us Solsk!!


Great joke Zane .. lol

[Keano4taoiseach]

I'd have to say I agree with pretty much everything you said carly.....





except no.4 dosen't apply to me because my balls haven't dropped yet...:D :o :eek:

[dovorian]

It goes both ways though (and this one is especially true for Carly!)

Why don't women fart?
(they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure)

:D

Hahaha, lmao