Member Hot Seat: Ajant

[Ajant]

I am next :eek:

We'll leave the Justice thread open until the good man comes online next :p

Fire away, and be nice :p

[Keano4taoiseach]

I'll ask a few questions that I gave to Justice just to be fair....

1.Why do I have a tendancy to act gay an unsual amount of the time for a straight man..???

2.Is there any Justice in the world today...????

3.Neighbours or Home and away...and I want a reason...????

4.Mrs Fletcher or Susan...the teacher from Neighbours...????

that's all for now.....enjoy...

[Ajant]

I'll ask a few questions that I gave to Justice just to be fair....

1.Why do I have a tendancy to act gay an unsual amount of the time for a straight man..???
You haven't met the true me yet, normally all my posts are full of gay innuendo... it's normal :P

2.Is there any Justice in the world today...????
Haven't seen it for a while ;)

3.Neighbours or Home and away...and I want a reason...????
None - hate them both?

4.Mrs Fletcher or Susan...the teacher from Neighbours...????
Sally and Susan? Well, Sally's leaving/left, but shes better

that's all for now.....enjoy...

Answers in bold :P

[Keano4taoiseach]

WTF...Mrs Fletcher is leaving.....why..who..what happens...when...

excuse me while I sob unconrollably over my keyboard.....

This is the worst news I've heard.....in years...

[andycole9]

do you have any english relatives?

do you surf?

rugby or cricket?

what do you want to be when you grow up?

does it **** you off that the union jack is on your national flag?

have you ever dated a spunky shelia?

[Ajant]

do you have any english relatives?

do you surf?

rugby or cricket?

what do you want to be when you grow up?

does it **** you off that the union jack is on your national flag?

have you ever dated a spunky shelia?


1. Pretty much everybody but, my sister and 3 of my cousins!

2. No I dont :o I like the beach though...

3. Cricket. Easy.

4. Unsure, somthing to do with Sports, whether it is teaching or working with clubs/organisations.

5. A little bit lol

5. sheila..and spunky...perhaps haha

[Keano4taoiseach]

1.Have you ever dated a guy...?

2.Who was the first ever guy you fancied....?......be honest...lol..

3.Who's your favourite famous Australian person....?

4.What contribution, if any, do you feel Kylie Minogue has brought to the music industry....?

5.Danni or Kylie..Minogue....?

6.Cole or York...?

7.Have you evr dated, or been tempted to date, a spunky seamus....?

[Ajant]

1.Have you ever dated a guy...?

2.Who was the first ever guy you fancied....?......be honest...lol..

3.Who's your favourite famous Australian person....?

4.What contribution, if any, do you feel Kylie Minogue has brought to the music industry....?

5.Danni or Kylie..Minogue....?

6.Cole or York...?

7.Have you evr dated, or been tempted to date, a spunky seamus....?

1. No you fag haha

2. I feel gay urges around one of my mates. He's very attractive LOL

3. Johnny Warren (R.I.P)

4. A little bit of good lookingness.

5. Oh..Danni perhaps. But I'd do both.

6. Cole

7. Nein.

[andycole9]

who's your favourite cricketer of all time?

have you ever been to old trafford?

what made you start supporting united

who's your fav utd player of recent times?

what went wrong with harry kewell?

have you put another shrimp on the barbie?

[Keano4taoiseach]

1.Do you talk like Brendan Cole....?...lmao..

2.Can you sing Waltzing Matilda from start to finish....?

3.Do you like me....?

4.Do you love me....?

5.What kind of place is Perth....Safe or dangerous...Weather...?...etc...

6.Have you ever got lost in the bush.....?

7.If you ever did get lost in the bush in the future would you use the survival method we were discussing earlier to survive the thirst......?

lol....I know I would.....

[Ajant]

who's your favourite cricketer of all time?

have you ever been to old trafford?

what made you start supporting united

who's your fav utd player of recent times?

what went wrong with harry kewell?

have you put another shrimp on the barbie?


1. Mark Waugh, followed by Mike Hussey.

2. Yes, twice. Not seen a game though.

3. First team I ever watched when I was 6 or 7, and just fell in love. It's not in my bloody, but I have a fixation for the team still...11-12 years on.

4. Paul Scholes

5.Injuries :( He WILL bounce back and set the EPl alight again though...

6. lol. I'm not a fan of seafood...

[andycole9]

oh yea and aother thing seeing as tho your a mod

how come every member as had a happy birthday thread and i didnt get one today?

as the black eyed peas once said whatever happened to equality?

[Ajant]

1.Do you talk like Brendan Cole....?...lmao..

2.Can you sing Waltzing Matilda from start to finish....?

3.Do you like me....?

4.Do you love me....?

5.What kind of place is Perth....Safe or dangerous...Weather...?...etc...

6.Have you ever got lost in the bush.....?

7.If you ever did get lost in the bush in the future would you use the survival method we were discussing earlier to survive the thirst......?

lol....I know I would.....


1. WHO???

2. **** no lol

3. very much infact it may be...love

4. see above

5. Safe, great weather...probably one of the best cities in the country.

6. Not that I can recall...but that doesnt mean I havent :P

7. Maybe I'd do it to mark my territory..

[Ajant]

oh yea and aother thing seeing as tho your a mod

how come every member as had a happy birthday thread and i didnt get one today?

as the black eyed peas once said whatever happened to equality?
was a super mod.

I didn;t realise it was your b'day I would have put it up..Happy Birthday! Make sure it is in your profile... HAPPY BIRTHDAY

wasn't it love?

[Keano4taoiseach]

oh yea and aother thing seeing as tho your a mod

how come every member as had a happy birthday thread and i didnt get one today?

as the black eyed peas once said whatever happened to equality?



quoting the black eyed peas...:D ......that's deep Andy...:D


all I can say is...Where is the love....

1. WHO??? Ball room dancer...who talks through his nose...:D

2. **** no lol

3. very much infact it may be...love Excellent....

4. see above

5. Safe, great weather...probably one of the best cities in the country. Nice

6. Not that I can recall...but that doesnt mean I havent :P lol

7. Maybe I'd do it to mark my territory.. try it next time you get it up....:D

[Keano4taoiseach]

1. WHO??? Ball room dancer...who talks through his nose...:D

2. **** no lol

3. very much infact it may be...love Excellent....

4. see above

5. Safe, great weather...probably one of the best cities in the country. Nice

6. Not that I can recall...but that doesnt mean I havent :P lol

7. Maybe I'd do it to mark my territory.. try it next time you get it up....:D

[andycole9]

i have a serious question that i've asked countless aussies and none could answer

why do you call us english poms?

[chiboygeorge]

Are U a Dummy?!?!?!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Are you a bum....?

[Ajant]

keano - Damn, I can't delete your posts anymore haha.

[andycole9]

Are U a Dummy?!?!?!
me? chi

[Ajant]

i have a serious question that i've asked countless aussies and none could answer

why do you call us english poms?


Just our way of saying that we hate you I guess....I really can't answer you...


George - No I am not lol


Keano - not at present

[andycole9]

why are you not a super mod anymore ajant?

[chiboygeorge]

Yea why are u not a supermod...Did carly apply for it and u got kicked out...

If the job is open i ready to take it....

[Ajant]

why are you not a super mod anymore ajant?

Yea why are u not a supermod...Did carly apply for it and u got kicked out...

If the job is open i ready to take it....

Why would Carly kick me off my position? I've been super mod since April 2006. She's also been a super mod for sometime. It's nothing to do with a 'lack of positions' or whatever you're trying to say.

[andycole9]

you havnt answered the question there mate

the reason? please

[Ajant]

you havnt answered the question there mate

the reason? please

Time.

[andycole9]

short and sweet, i like your moves

any chance you could find out why you (aussies) call us (english) poms i would really like to know where it came from and why

[chiboygeorge]

Why would Carly kick me off my position? I've been super mod since April 2006. She's also been a super mod for sometime. It's nothing to do with a 'lack of positions' or whatever you're trying to say.
This Mod/Super mod thing i dont get...BTW i wasnt meaning what i said i was just like being likey...

[SALFORD RED]

short and sweet, i like your moves

any chance you could find out why you (aussies) call us (english) poms i would really like to know where it came from and why

Google is your best friend. ;)


Pommy
The term pommy or pommie is commonly used by speakers of Australian English, New Zealand English, South African English and Afrikaans. It is often shortened to pom. The origin of this term is not confirmed and there are several persistent false etymologies, most being backronyms.

The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) strongly supports the theory that pom and pommy originated as contractions of "pomegranate", Australian rhyming slang for immigrant. The OED cites a well-known Australian weekly, The Bulletin, which on 14 November 1912 reported: "The other day a Pummy Grant (assisted immigrant) was handed a bridle and told to catch a horse."[1]

A commonly-heard alternative theory is that POM originated as an acronym for "prisoner of His/Her Majesty" (POHM) or "prisoner of mother England" (POME). As many of Australia's first settlers were British convicts, sentenced to transportation to Australia, this theory holds that upon arrival in the country they would be given a uniform with "POHM" or "POME" emblazoned on the back. There is no evidence that this ever happened. Another version is that it stood for "prisoner of Millbank", Millbank being the quayside in London where prisoners were held prior to transportation.

Another theory is that it is rhyming slang for tommy, international slang for a British soldier.

Another suggestion relates to the fact that POM is also used an acronym for "Port of Melbourne". However, the term "pommy" was coined long before the acronym was in common parlance.

Use of the word "pom" remains slightly contentious. Some British people living in Australasia find the term offensive and demeaning, others find it harmless and amusing. Attitudes to the use of the word have varied over the years; in the 1960s, slogans such as "bash a pom a day" were heard on New Zealand radio. The word has become so common that few Australians and New Zealanders see any reason to avoid using it, some even justifying the use of it as a "term of endearment". In December 2006, the Advertising Standards Board of Australia unanimously ruled that the word "pom" was a part of the Australian vernacular, and was largely used in a "playful or affectionate" sense. As a consequence, the board ruled that the word did not constitute a racial slur, and could be freely used in advertising. The Board was responding to a complaint filed by a community group called British People Against Racial Discrimination.[2]


Ajant......Why am i having to answer questions for you ?

Why does buttered bread/toast always land on the buttered side if you drop it ?

Why do cats always land on their feet ?


If you taped a piece of bread/toast, butter side up, onto the back of a cat which way would it land ?

.

[Ajant]

Ajant......Why am i having to answer questions for you ?
because i had to go do work :(

Why does buttered bread/toast always land on the buttered side if you drop it ?
I wouldn't know, I've never tried, did you butter it on both sides you stupid POM? haha ;)

Why do cats always land on their feet ?
According to medieval research cats or the latin term 'catilus animalis' have a strong sense of balance and at almost every landing the cat will land on its feet. A quote from Professor Larvscats sums it up beautifully, "if all ******* had such finese the world would be a better place"

If you taped a piece of bread/toast, butter side up, onto the back of a cat which way would it land ?
Okay, I tell you what, the cat will land on its feet. I came to this conclusion after laughing to myself for 5minutes. Luckily no one is around.

EASY!

[SALFORD RED]

Ajant......Why am i having to answer questions for you ?
because i had to go do work :(

Why does buttered bread/toast always land on the buttered side if you drop it ?
I wouldn't know, I've never tried, did you butter it on both sides you stupid POM? haha ;)

Why do cats always land on their feet ?
According to medieval research cats or the latin term 'catilus animalis' have a strong sense of balance and at almost every landing the cat will land on its feet. A quote from Professor Larvscats sums it up beautifully, "if all ******* had such finese the world would be a better place"

If you taped a piece of bread/toast, butter side up, onto the back of a cat which way would it land ?
Okay, I tell you what, the cat will land on its feet. I came to this conclusion after laughing to myself for 5minutes. Luckily no one is around.

EASY!

LMAO, Mint replies to the last two mate.

catilus animalis, LOL.
Proffesor Larvscats, LOL.

"if all ******* had such finese the world would be a better place" OMG belly ache laughter.

:D
.

[Ajant]

I thought it was bloody good too lol...

[andycole9]

Google is your best friend. ;)


Pommy
The term pommy or pommie is commonly used by speakers of Australian English, New Zealand English, South African English and Afrikaans. It is often shortened to pom. The origin of this term is not confirmed and there are several persistent false etymologies, most being backronyms.

The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) strongly supports the theory that pom and pommy originated as contractions of "pomegranate", Australian rhyming slang for immigrant. The OED cites a well-known Australian weekly, The Bulletin, which on 14 November 1912 reported: "The other day a Pummy Grant (assisted immigrant) was handed a bridle and told to catch a horse."[1]

A commonly-heard alternative theory is that POM originated as an acronym for "prisoner of His/Her Majesty" (POHM) or "prisoner of mother England" (POME). As many of Australia's first settlers were British convicts, sentenced to transportation to Australia, this theory holds that upon arrival in the country they would be given a uniform with "POHM" or "POME" emblazoned on the back. There is no evidence that this ever happened. Another version is that it stood for "prisoner of Millbank", Millbank being the quayside in London where prisoners were held prior to transportation.

Another theory is that it is rhyming slang for tommy, international slang for a British soldier.

Another suggestion relates to the fact that POM is also used an acronym for "Port of Melbourne". However, the term "pommy" was coined long before the acronym was in common parlance.

Use of the word "pom" remains slightly contentious. Some British people living in Australasia find the term offensive and demeaning, others find it harmless and amusing. Attitudes to the use of the word have varied over the years; in the 1960s, slogans such as "bash a pom a day" were heard on New Zealand radio. The word has become so common that few Australians and New Zealanders see any reason to avoid using it, some even justifying the use of it as a "term of endearment". In December 2006, the Advertising Standards Board of Australia unanimously ruled that the word "pom" was a part of the Australian vernacular, and was largely used in a "playful or affectionate" sense. As a consequence, the board ruled that the word did not constitute a racial slur, and could be freely used in advertising. The Board was responding to a complaint filed by a community group called British People Against Racial Discrimination.[2]


Ajant......Why am i having to answer questions for you ?

Why does buttered bread/toast always land on the buttered side if you drop it ?

Why do cats always land on their feet ?


If you taped a piece of bread/toast, butter side up, onto the back of a cat which way would it land ?

.
thanks sal :cool: , i did think about google but as it was ajant thread (ask him anything) i thought i'd let him go to the trouble, plus i'm lazy :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

1.What in your opinion is the craziest yet common Australian first name.....?

2.Is it Ajant.....?

3.Have you ever met and if so are you friends with any Aborigine people....?

4.Are you an Aborigine....?

5.Explain the game of cricket to mean in simple english and in a way which will keep my short attention span and in no less than three lines.......?

6.Which song best describes me from what you have seen of me so far in this beautiful place....?

7.Have you ever seen a wombat or a joey in a Kangaroos pouch.....?

8.Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/animal friend.....?

9.What's is her/his/its name....?

10.Would you leave eveything you love in life to be by my side.....?......if answer is no...please explain why.....?


Enjoy........muahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Grif SA]

Why is Rooney out for 4 weeks?

Can you 'remove' Owen so England don't have the striker curse between the two?

Have you ever been outside Australia? If so, where?

What's your favourite car/manufacturer?

Blonde, brunette, or redheads?

Next time I'm in Australia, can I visit you? (Not in a K4T way.)

And finally, why do the toilets spin the other way? And don't just say because you're in the southern hemisphere. I want evidence!

[Keano4taoiseach]

1.Next time I'm in Australia, can I visit you?.....(in a K4t way).....lol...

[Ajant]

1.What in your opinion is the craziest yet common Australian first name.....?

2.Is it Ajant.....?

3.Have you ever met and if so are you friends with any Aborigine people....?

4.Are you an Aborigine....?

5.Explain the game of cricket to mean in simple english and in a way which will keep my short attention span and in no less than three lines.......?

6.Which song best describes me from what you have seen of me so far in this beautiful place....?

7.Have you ever seen a wombat or a joey in a Kangaroos pouch.....?

8.Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/animal friend.....?

9.What's is her/his/its name....?

10.Would you leave eveything you love in life to be by my side.....?......if answer is no...please explain why.....?


Enjoy........muahahahahahahahahahahahaha

1. Anything that can be australianised like: Darren/Daniel to Dazza or Barry to Bazza. Although a real aussie name is Bruce.

2. Don't know where I got 'Ajant' from. It's a silly name lol Fictacious.

3. Met aboriginals, and no dont think I'm friends with any...

4. No

5. A sport in which you can hit a ball with a wooden bat into the stands and beat England comfortably every year.

6. You're So Vain

7. Yep. Kangaroo.

8. Currently am Single but loving it tbh :P

9. Whoever I convince on the weekends. I don't know names.

10. No. I would'nt like to live in EIRE.

Why is Rooney out for 4 weeks?

Can you 'remove' Owen so England don't have the striker curse between the two?

Have you ever been outside Australia? If so, where?

What's your favourite car/manufacturer?

Blonde, brunette, or redheads?

Next time I'm in Australia, can I visit you? (Not in a K4T way.)

And finally, why do the toilets spin the other way? And don't just say because you're in the southern hemisphere. I want evidence!

1. Ankle Injury in training? Which is **** :(

2. How much can you pay me?

3. Yes, England(twice),Wales, Scotland,France,Singapore(airport) and UAE(dubai airport) lol

4. Not fussed to be honest. I like Subaru's though.

5. Mmm.............Blondes....

6. Perhaps :P

7. That is evidence haha. Well, I am not 100% sure so I'll go with the because....answer.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Nice answers Aj...I'm loving 1,5 and 6...

Carly Simon is great so i'll take that answer as a compliment...lol...

1.Who shot JR....?

2.Who shot Mr.Burns.....?

3.Who's going to shoot Heather Mills McCartney....?

4.Who shot John Lennon.....?

enjoy....meh..

[Ajant]

Nice answers Aj...I'm loving 1,5 and 6...

Carly Simon is great so i'll take that answer as a compliment...lol...

1.Who shot JR....?

2.Who shot Mr.Burns.....?

3.Who's going to shoot Heather Mills McCartney....?

4.Who shot John Lennon.....?

enjoy....meh..

1. who

2. maggie, apparently.

3. haha, you by the sounds of it. But let me find her alledged pornos first!

4. chapman or something

[Keano4taoiseach]

1. who

2. maggie, apparently.

3. haha, you by the sounds of it. But let me find her alledged pornos first!

4. chapman or something



1. JR Ewing.....star of the popular American TV show called Dallas....:D

Can't believe you haven't heard of him mate....:eek:


Aleeged pornos.....where...???...when...???....:eek: :o

[Ajant]

What the hell is Dallas? Apart from a city :P

Not sure if I can answer that 'question'... :P

[andycole9]

1. JR Ewing.....star of the popular American TV show called Dallas....:D

Can't believe you haven't heard of him mate....:eek:


Aleeged pornos.....where...???...when...???....:eek: :o
it was either sue ellan or pam ewing

[Ajant]

Didn't you know Heather Mills had stared in 'porn' in the 80s?

Anyway, I shouldn't be asking you questions...yet!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Didn't you know Heather Mills had stared in 'porn' in the 80s?

Anyway, I shouldn't be asking you questions...yet!



No...

Ask me whatever you desire Aj....???

1.Do you know any Spunky Sheilas....?

2.Have you ever met a Spunky Sheila...?

3.Describe a Spunky Sheila......?

4.Describe a Spunky Sheila, wait for it, erotically.....?


Enjoy...:o

[Ajant]

No...

Ask me whatever you desire Aj....???

1.Do you know any Spunky Sheilas....?

2.Have you ever met a Spunky Sheila...?

3.Describe a Spunky Sheila......?

4.Describe a Spunky Sheila, wait for it, erotically.....?


Enjoy...:o

1. If by that you mean good looking women, then of course.

2. If I know any, i think i would have met them?

3. a woman with most/all her teeth and preferrably without disease.

4. a woman with no sexually transmittable diseases, and with 2 breasts.