When will you die ? How will you die ?

[SALFORD RED]

WHEN ?

http://www.deathclock.com/

Saturday April 12th, 2025


HOW ?

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

:eek: :eek:


.

[Keano4taoiseach]

WOW...that happened to someone i now SAL......

[rydersonthestorm]

Wednesday, April 23, 2070

[Rooney04]

Never

[reddwarf]

Mon 8th June 2054

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

Fan-feckin'-tastic :rolleyes:

[carlyluvsunited]

March 23rd, 2063.......

Oh well......

80 years is ok for me :(

[Anderson's God]

Friday July 27 2063 - hold it to that!

[carlyluvsunited]

Friday July 27 2063 - hold it to that!

4 months after me :eek:

Unlucky Mr :p

[Anderson's God]

You believe that b*lloc** !? HUH! Load of old nonsense!

[Jazz 16]

March 2078 Nice one. Ill be 98. Thats a good innings..

[rydersonthestorm]

****ing hell jazz thats a good innings.

[SolskjaertheLegend]

Tuesday, September 5, 2045

I'll be 54 :eek:


how i die:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

[Keano4taoiseach]

tomorrwor......:eek:









meh...

[carlyluvsunited]

March 2078 Nice one. Ill be 98. Thats a good innings..

Greedy bloody git !!!

I just checked how I will die......

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed. :eek:

Tuesday, September 5, 2045

I'll be 54 :eek:


how i die:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.Stay away from outdoor cafes......men with beards.....men with rucksacks and you will be fine :p

[mulletsneverdie]

september 30 1981, thatd make me 98yrs old, yeeeehaaaaaa

[Jazz 16]

september 30 1981, thatd make me 98yrs old, yeeeehaaaaaa


:confused: Would that not make you minus 2 then Mullets??? 1981?:p

[mulletsneverdie]

i invent a time travel machine when im 97, i travel back in time to 1981, but im stuck there because i crashed the landing and i kill myself because i cant stand to live through the 80's again

[Jazz 16]

i invent a time travel machine when im 97, i travel back in time to 1981, but im stuck there because i crashed the landing and i kill myself because i cant stand to live through the 80's again

Lmao Mullets. That would be a great way to go though :p

[NateR]

According to the Psychic:

After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.
:(

Death Clock:
Sunday, May 6, 2085
at the age of 98. I won't even live to 99, let alone 100 :( And it'll also mean i die before the 2084/85 Premier League season is over Thats a real kick in the teeth :(

[Ajant]

Both sites, blocked by work. mother ****ers. I did this once before, and I got depressed because I would die young lol( i know this is only for 'fun' :P ) I'll try it when I'm at home.

[SALFORD RED]

september 30 1981, thatd make me 98yrs old, yeeeehaaaaaa
WTF :eek: You were born in 1879 and You've been dead for 26 years and you never told us. :eek:

:D
.

[carlyluvsunited]

Sal......

Remember we talk about the 'carbon footprint' site ?

Try to find that one - it's quite interesting....

And I can't find it :(

[SALFORD RED]

Sal......

Remember we talk about the 'carbon footprint' site ?

Try to find that one - it's quite interesting....

And I can't find it :(

Sent you in PM. :D

[Ajant]

How did you manage to fit her in? :o

[SALFORD RED]

How did you manage to fit her in? :o

Folded her up and put her in an envelope ( sp ). ;) :D

[Damian]

Sunday, May 30, 2060 making me 73 i wanted longer but it'l do i suppose

How?

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly. :eek:

[Ajant]

See exercise at an old age, has its disadvantages.

[NateR]

Sunday, May 30, 2060 making me 73 i wanted longer but it'l do i suppose

How?

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly. :eek:


As long as you avoid swimming on the day, you just might cheat death. What a way to go :cool:

[Ajant]

Tuesday, December 12, 2062
would change if i made myself optimistic i bet.

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

yeah because all 73 year olds are mistaken for mafia members.

[carlyluvsunited]

Tuesday, December 12, 2062
would change if i made myself optimistic i bet.

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

yeah because all 73 year olds are mistaken for mafia members.

Time to be afraid AJ..........:eek:

Lookat all these Mafiosi - all over 73 years Muahahahahahaha :eek:

Calogero Vizzini (1877 – 1954), boss of Villalba, was considered to be one
of the most influential Mafia bosses of Sicily after World War II until his death in
1954.

Stefano Magaddino (1891 – 1974), "The grand old man of the Cosa
Nostra". Original member of The Commission and was very prominent in the cities
of Buffalo and Detroit

Giuseppe Genco Russo (1893 – 1976), boss of Mussomeli, considered to be
the heir of Calogero Vizzini.

Gaetano Badalamenti (1923 – 2004), boss of the Mafia Family in Cinisi

Michele Greco (born 1924), boss of the Mafia Family in Croceverde

Salvatore Riina (born 1930), also known as Totò Riina is one of the most
infamous members of the Sicilian Mafia. He was nicknamed The Beast, or
sometimes The Short One ('U Curtu in Sicilian) and ruled the Mafia with an iron
hand from the 1980s until his arrest in 1993.

Bernardo Provenzano (born 1933), successor of Riina at the head of the
Corleonesi and as such considered one of the most powerful bosses of the
Sicilian Mafia. Provenzano was a fugitive from justice since 1963. He was
captured on 11 April 2006 in Sicily. Before capture, authorities had reportedly
been 'close' to capturing him for 10 years

Leoluca Bagarella (born 1941), member of the Mafia Family in Corleone
arrested in 1995

Salvatore Lo Piccolo (born 1942), considered to be one of the successors of
Provenzano

[Ajant]

Okay, someone has too much spare tiem on their hands hehe! :p

[Keano4taoiseach]

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, November 17, 2064


I'm going to die at aged 73......but i have my own plans also...

I'm ending my life if....

1.I go blind...

2.I become paralysed...

3.If for some reason I lose my *****....

4.If I don't get laid before I'm 40..lol...

5.If I have no friends....

6.If I can't afford to live a happy, healthy life...

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, November 17, 2064

How I will die......????

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Oh,...come on...that's just obvious....lol....I think i'm going to commit suicide...lol...


If I'm still alive and this site is still up I'll check it out on November 17...2064....10 second count-down...lmao...

[Keano4taoiseach]

Can't let the newbies miss out on this one, It wouldn't feel right ;)

[fazman]

2032 not that long left

[yangch0000]

i will die when i get all the diseases a fatty will get. i have a body like k4t's avatar.:p
i think the date is not far away....:( :(

[The_Red_Prince]

Monday May 31st 2066.Thats a long ways to go.By then,i would ave learned if my neighbour stole my cologne.I'll die while on a scavenger hunt and i find item number 5, an angry Coral Snake.Oow,that cant be pleasant.Take away from scavenger hunts

[haggler]

2039 in a celler after years of systematic abuse at the hands of an iraq war veteran driven mad by vaccines given by hm govt . he will however recieve a multi million payout for his torment .

[red devil jeff]

My personal day of death is Saturday,May 6,2084.-I'll b like 96 when i die, Yeeeehaa!

I die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.- Coooooooool

[futbol]

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

:o

[Zenitka]

Tuesday, September 18, 2091 haha 98 years old!good...:)

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.:eek: :D

[spellbound]

Im getting rid of all the fireplace tools now:p

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

[Keano!]

Wednesday, July 3, 2080 = Date

While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the
semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi,
which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you,
crushing you between the two semis. = How

[Keano4taoiseach]

Im getting rid of all the fireplace tools now:p

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.
LMAO some of these are crazy :eek:

[Dynamite]

Tuesday 11th March 2036


A deranged lunatic splashes me in the face with a bucket full of hydroflouric acid, immediately melting the flesh from my skull

I will make sure to wear protective clothing on this day :p

[RichardsReds]

Who really wants to konw when they are going to die?

[Red Warrior]

i have not checked because when the time comes no one will be able to stop it so what the use.

[RedForceRising]

Thursday, June 29, 2051

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

- At least my death might enrich a homeless lady. Then again...she's got my wallet, so she'll be disappointed.

[Drew9]

in the stretty end :)

[Zenitka]

I will die in 2091! I will live longer all :p

[Lucky7]

Monday, June 28, 2066

74 Years Enough.

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business

ahhahah