Keano4taoiseach
19-11-2007, 07:12 PM
After suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief, Trevor is referred to a headache specialist by his family GP.
.....'The trouble is,' Trevor tells the specialist, 'I get this blinding pain, like a knife across my scalp and...'
He is interrupted by the doctor, 'And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?'
'Yes! Exactly! How did you know?' 'Well, I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles.
This is how I cured it: every day I would give my wife oral sex.'
......Is that all it takes?' says Trevor, intrigued.
.....'Oh no,' says the doctor. 'When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes.'
........Two weeks go by and Trevor returns, grinning. 'Doc, I'm a new man! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough.'
.....'That's fine,' says the doctor. 'I was glad to pass on a personal cure.'
'By the way.' says Trevor, standing up to leave. 'You have a lovely home...
Last night a man was masturbating in his room while doing his homework....and was nearly finished when he felt a tingling on his private area....which caused him to suddenly explode...
....To his horror the tingling sensation was caused by a spider, a spider which was now covered in you know what.....
The boy, ahem man now has nightmares about that spider and whether it has mutated into a superdeduper man-spider...
.....'The trouble is,' Trevor tells the specialist, 'I get this blinding pain, like a knife across my scalp and...'
He is interrupted by the doctor, 'And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?'
'Yes! Exactly! How did you know?' 'Well, I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles.
This is how I cured it: every day I would give my wife oral sex.'
......Is that all it takes?' says Trevor, intrigued.
.....'Oh no,' says the doctor. 'When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes.'
........Two weeks go by and Trevor returns, grinning. 'Doc, I'm a new man! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough.'
.....'That's fine,' says the doctor. 'I was glad to pass on a personal cure.'
'By the way.' says Trevor, standing up to leave. 'You have a lovely home...
Last night a man was masturbating in his room while doing his homework....and was nearly finished when he felt a tingling on his private area....which caused him to suddenly explode...
....To his horror the tingling sensation was caused by a spider, a spider which was now covered in you know what.....
The boy, ahem man now has nightmares about that spider and whether it has mutated into a superdeduper man-spider...