Footballers nicknames

[Jazz 16]

Anyone know any nicknames for the players. They can be real ones that are used on them or funny ones made up by you. They can be United players or any footballers.

Ill start off with Sheasy aka the Cat.
I also like Nini or young Michael Jackson for Nani.

If you have any post them here. I can see K4t and AC9 enjoying this one :rolleyes: :D

[reddwarf]

I always thought Goldenballs for Beckham was amusing.

Rooney is Wazza

Although most people refer to Scholes as simply Scholesy, I've heard a few people call him the Ginger Ninja when he's flying in with tackles!

When Rio had his dreads he used to be called Jar Jar Binks (sp?) - that weird alien out of Star Wars.

[Jazz 16]

A few I like are- 3 lung Park,
Andershow,
Pat for Evra or Paddy as Crerand calls him.

[ARBUCKS]

When Rio had his dreads he used to be called Jar Jar Binks (sp?) - that weird alien out of Star Wars.

I think that Jar Jar Binks looks like Ronaldinho

[Wazza1989]

Jolly Green Giant for EVS.....Tevez -> el apache...

[rydersonthestorm]

Paddy for john oshea, this is his real nickhame as he looks like paddy from the peter kay stuff.

Wes orange for wes brown becuase he is orange and has ginger hair.

[Jazz 16]

Wes Orange lol.
Everyone seems to call Tomazs 'pig' for obvious reasons-bit cruel though......

Ronnie or the (Madeiran) Magician -Ronaldo

Gaz Nev

I always wondered why Alan Smith was called Smudger? I even heard them calling the ex-Aresenal striker Alan Smith Smudger the other day. Am I missing something?

[carlyluvsunited]

Fat Frank
Didier's Drag Bar :p

[mulletsneverdie]

wes - tango

[Jazz 16]

Tevez- Apache, Teveth, Carlitos, Scarface.

[mulletsneverdie]

tevez - tank or, hows this one, i just thought if it, Leo, like lion coz he looks like a lion and Carleo Tevez

[Keano4taoiseach]

PIG is a perfect description of Kuzcknak....abeit cruel....lol

If Wesley Brown put on a few pounds he could be called an "Oompa Loompa"...(charlie and the choclate factory)..lol..

ya reddwarf Goldenballs for Becks was excellent....

Chris Eagles......prison b***h.......:D ....sorry...

If i knew anything about Star Wars im sure i could think of a creature with a forehead similar to Jolean Lescotts....lol

I always like to call Rooney-Tevez......'mince pies'......personal family joke..:o

Keano is a classic......;)

[Jazz 16]

If i knew anything about Star Wars im sure i could think of a creature with a forehead similar to Jolean Lescotts....lol


:D Warf from Star Trek.......

We have Fletch also, Rio is just Rio I think. Silvestre=Tweetie??
Saha-the glass man........

[mulletsneverdie]

fletch is fletch

[andycole9]

:D Warf from Star Trek.......

We have Fletch also, Rio is just Rio I think. Silvestre=Tweetie??
Saha-the glass man........
is that a clingon? coz thats what he looks like

[Jazz 16]

is that a clingon? coz thats what he looks like

Yes its a klingon.......

[Keano4taoiseach]

Owen......."baby faced assasin"....looks like he's still in his teens.....


lol...i know soslkjaer is the only baby faced assasin before anyone gets on my case....

Terry - Horse.......his face resembles that of a horse.....???

[Moussa]

Rooney - Wazza
Hargreaves - Hargo
Giggs - Giggsy
Scholes - Scholsey
Vidic - Vida
Cristiano - Winker, Trickster
Van Der Sar - Super Sar
Tevez - El Apache

[Keano4taoiseach]

i like supersar......lol...

it's a keeper.....no pun intended...lol...

[carlyluvsunited]

i like supersar......lol...

it's a keeper.....no pun intended...lol...

:confused: Bertie you lost me, lol :confused:

[Ajant]

:confused: Bertie you lost me, lol :confused:

quality k4t lol

Carly - keeper as in Goalkeeper and Keeper as in that nickname should be kept!

Jizz mate that 'scarface' is a bit harsh, as is the whole lescott thing.

[Jazz 16]

Jizz mate that 'scarface' is a bit harsh, as is the whole lescott thing.


Thats quite true. I did feel kind of bad when I wrote it, but thats what people call

them. Not all nicknames are nice but they should be taken with a pinch of salt ;)