Member Hot Seat: Anderson's God

[Ajant]

Sorry for the delay, next in line is Mr.Anderson's God.


Booyakasha!


What is your favourite type of music?

Have you noticed any change in your life since you've turned 18?

What attracts you to this forum the most?

Pasta or Rice?

[Keano4taoiseach]

I thought I wouldn't survive without this thread but it got here just in time...phew..lol


1.Do you think Aj was referring to puberty in his second question.......?...lol..

2.Do you like me......?

3.Do you like-like me......?......;)

4.Rate your life out of ten.....?

5.Rate my life, iyho, out of ten.....?

6.How's your engineering course going.......have you got your projects done yet...?

7.What is your full name, telephone number and address please.......?

Enjoy, K4t

[Jazz 16]

What is your fave United moment (not incl. '99)?
If you could have one wish in life what would it be?
Fave United goal of all time?
Why is Anderson god?

[Anderson's God]

Sorry for the delay, next in line is Mr.Anderson's God.


Booyakasha!


What is your favourite type of music?

Have you noticed any change in your life since you've turned 18?

What attracts you to this forum the most?

Pasta or Rice?


My favourite type of music - I don't have a one. But I listen to alot
of 80s classics, some Rock (Guns N Roses) for example. Also Jazz music, Ray Charles.

You get endless forms to fill in for various things, Parents give you more freedom then ever. Santa real doesn't exist :D . Also how people try to persuade you to drink!

Well I am a United and this is a United forum. Thats good enough for me.
Though having said that I did find this place by pure chance!

Pasta any day, nothing like good Italian food!

I thought I wouldn't survive without this thread but it got here just in time...phew..lol


1.Do you think Aj was referring to puberty in his second question.......?...lol..

2.Do you like me......?

3.Do you like-like me......?......;)

4.Rate your life out of ten.....?

5.Rate my life, iyho, out of ten.....?

6.How's your engineering course going.......have you got your projects done yet...?

7.What is your full name, telephone number and address please.......?

Enjoy, K4t

Yes I defiantly do think so. lol

You really are not that bad, you deserve more respect then I give you!

As I am straight ....eh eh no!

Everyone has their ups and downs but overall I'd give it an 8!

From what I have read on your profile ...... 7!

Engineering course is going great ......... I am not super project man !! :D

Michael Jackson

Neverland Ranch
Child molestation Road
United States

(Private Room N.O 44)

I'll text you!!!;)

[Anderson's God]

What is your fave United moment (not incl. '99)?
If you could have one wish in life what would it be?
Fave United goal of all time?
Why is Anderson god?


The day United signed Anderson !!

To end up in a permanent relationship with k4t sorry Maria Sharapova!

Ryan Giggs solo against Arsenal '99

I have been a very big fan of Anderson ever since he was at Gremio and have always want United to sign him, when they did I was thrilled. I thought of just calling myself Anderson but that lacked something ..... suddenly our cat Zeus walked in, the name is from a Greek god, god of all gods!, bingo Anderson's God!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Michael Jackson

Neverland Ranch
Child molestation Road
United States

(Private Room N.O 44)

I'll text you!!!;)



but that's my address.....:confused: ......:o

[Anderson's God]

but that's my address.....:confused: ......:o

:D LOL!

[sianluvsunited]

how high can you pee up a wall ?
chicken kurma or VINDALOOOOOOOOO ?
would you rather strangle a chicken or maybe shoot a monkey ?
which of the above 2 will you like to eat with chips :confused:
do you wipe your bum front to back orrrr back to front :confused:
what is most money you ever had that is for you to spend :confused:
what is most money you ever spend to entertain the girl :confused:

[Anderson's God]

how high can you pee up a wall ?
chicken kurma or VINDALOOOOOOOOO ?
would you rather strangle a chicken or maybe shoot a monkey ?
which of the above 2 will you like to eat with chips :confused:
do you wipe your bum front to back orrrr back to front :confused:
what is most money you ever had that is for you to spend :confused:
what is most money you ever spend to entertain the girl


As high as you want ... ;)

Chicken Kurma

Strangle a chicken !

Chicken

Front to back lol

I really couldn't tell you!!!

eeehhhhh ..... !!! Alot!!!

[sianluvsunited]

I really couldn't tell you!!!

eeehhhhh ..... !!! Alot!!!

financial ruin for you if you dont know these answers :p

[Keano4taoiseach]

1.why won't sianluvsunited show her pretty face on the forum more often....??....:( ....lol..

2.Why do I have a tendancy to act gay......?

3.Front to back.........why.......?

4.Who was the first guy you ever fancied......?

5.Was it me.......?

6.Was it Aj........?

7.What is your real name, telephone and address........?

[Anderson's God]

1.why won't sianluvsunited show her pretty face on the forum more often....??....:( ....lol..

2.Why do I have a tendancy to act gay......?

3.Front to back.........why.......?

4.Who was the first guy you ever fancied......?

5.Was it me.......?

6.Was it Aj........?

7.What is your real name, telephone and address........?


I don't know, but I wish she would too. Ask her!

Because you are, and you are dating Sven Goran Eriksson

Maria Sharapova likes it that way!:D

My cat Zeus

No

No! Aussies not my type

[rydersonthestorm]

Is k4t really a 40 year old stalker who lives in his mums basement?

[Anderson's God]

Is k4t really a 40 year old stalker who lives in his mums basement?


:D Yes absolutly!

[Ajant]

What's wrong with Aussies?

Should I be worried that almost every post in here from k4t has my name mentioned in it?

:p

[Anderson's God]

What's wrong with Aussies?

Should I be worried that almost every post in here from k4t has my name mentioned in it?

:p


I have been over in Australia several times and the accent really gets to me.

Yeah, he has strong sexual feelings for you and seems keen to know if he has any rivals! :D

[Ajant]

Surely our 'accents' are better than the Geordie and Scouse ones???!

[PrinceZane]

Your name is "Anderson's God", and you answered a question "Why is Anderson god?"...

My question is, why do you claim to be the person that Mr. Anderson worships? Do you have proof? What religion includes Anderson's God as their/one of their higher beings? If "Steve" is in the same religion, is it Steve's God or still Anderson's?

[Anderson's God]

Your name is "Anderson's God", and you answered a question "Why is Anderson god?"...

My question is, why do you claim to be the person that Mr. Anderson worships? Do you have proof? What religion includes Anderson's God as their/one of their higher beings? If "Steve" is in the same religion, is it Steve's God or still Anderson's?


The most interesting question yet! I have had much faith in Anderson since I first saw him play at Gremio in Brazil. I knew he was a talent, I kept faith that one day he'd sign for Manchester United. What a joyful day when he did. I have kept faith and he has repaid me by signing for United, all good things come to those who wait! What I am saying is my faith in him, he has rewarded me by signing for United, and he is my follower! He soul will be immortalized, when he Theatre of Dreams reign ends!

MU religion, of course, the one and only true religion. You need no bible because MU is living today and has many followers. You will never need a bible because MU will always live!

Unless he is a United player this Steve, and someone took the name Steve's God, then yes. It would be part of the MU faith. There can be many gods, not just one god!

At the end of the day it is all linked back to the MU faith and God! God of all gods, faith of all faiths.

[PrinceZane]

So does Anderson's God have a proper name, or would the scripture read "...and Anderson's God (not to be confused with James' God who hath not got off the bench) said unto thee, 'Rejoice, for I have scored!'"?

[carlyluvsunited]

So does Anderson's God have a proper name, or would the scripture read "...and Anderson's God (not to be confused with James' God who hath not got off the bench) said unto thee, 'Rejoice, for I have scored!'"?The way he writes his username "Anderson's God" means......

"Anderson is God".......

and not the fact that AG is a God for Anderson........

this would be written

"Andersons' God".........

note the change in location of the apostrophe :cool:

[Keano4taoiseach]

What's wrong with Aussies?

Should I be worried that almost every post in here from k4t has my name mentioned in it?

:p


Questions for Ag relating to Aj.....

1.Why does Aj send out mixed signals......?

2.Why is he scared of me.......?

3.Am I weird.......?

4.Or just overly-friendly......?

Note to members....I'm an innocent, healthy minded 16 years old teenager....who has been exploited by Aj for his evil purposes.........which make me happy...:D

[Anderson's God]

So does Anderson's God have a proper name, or would the scripture read "...and Anderson's God (not to be confused with James' God who hath not got off the bench) said unto thee, 'Rejoice, for I have scored!'"?


Indeed it would be Anderson's God!!

[Anderson's God]

Questions for Ag relating to Aj.....

1.Why does Aj send out mixed signals......?

2.Why is he scared of me.......?

3.Am I weird.......?

4.Or just overly-friendly......?

Note to members....I'm an innocent, healthy minded 16 years old teenager....who has been exploited by Aj for his evil purposes.........which make me happy...:D


Thats Australians for you, they are so isolated they don't know which way to turn! :D

Maybe because he is straight and you are not - at least thats my hypothesis. So what do you expect!

YES!

No weird!;)

The way he writes his username "Anderson's God" means......

"Anderson is God".......

and not the fact that AG is a God for Anderson........

this would be written

"Andersons' God".........

note the change in location of the apostrophe :cool:


PLEASE! Don't complicate things, I am just getting my head around understanding AJ and K4T!

[Ajant]

Hahah quality replies mate =p

[-zuco-]

How long is a piece of string?

[Anderson's God]

How long is a piece of string?


How long before your face is engraved into a wall!?

[PrinceZane]

The way he writes his username "Anderson's God" means......

"Anderson is God".......

and not the fact that AG is a God for Anderson........

this would be written

"Andersons' God".........

note the change in location of the apostrophe :cool:

Not necessarily. PMing you :)

[man.utd.singh]

You get endless forms to fill in for various things, Parents give you more freedom then ever. Santa real doesn't exist :D . Also how people try to persuade you to drink!


:eek: :eek: :( news to me

[sianluvsunited]

how many forms you fill in since you make 18 years ?
how many stella beer you drink before you are sick on the floor ?
what is your girlfriends name ?
is she blonde or brown hair ?
would you rather eat frog or horse ?

[Anderson's God]

A lot, preciously ……… A lot!!

I don’t drink!

On the advise of counsel I decline to answer!

Brown Hair

Horse

[Keano4taoiseach]

how many forms you fill in since you make 18 years ?
how many stella beer you drink before you are sick on the floor ?
what is your girlfriends name ?
is she blonde or brown hair ?
would you rather eat frog or horse ?


1.How many phone numbers have you gotten from boys or girls since you turned 18....??

2.How many cans of 7-up before you are sick on the floor.....??

3.What is your boyfriends name.........go on......be honest........??

4.Is he blonde or brown hair.......??

5.Would you kiss a horse or a frog.......must pick one..!!......??

Enjoy AG.....;)

[Anderson's God]

1.How many phone numbers have you gotten from boys or girls since you turned 18....??

2.How many cans of 7-up before you are sick on the floor.....??

3.What is your girlfriends name.........go on......be honest........??

4.Is she blonde or brown hair.......??

5.Would you kiss a horse or a frog.......must pick one..!!......??

Enjoy AG.....;)


As I have a GF none at the present time.

I don't know!


I decline to answer!

Brown hair

horse

[Ajant]

Sian feel free to ask that sexy aussie any questions, never mind AG...

[Jazz 16]

Sian feel free to ask that sexy aussie any questions, never mind AG...

lol Your just stealing your thread back :D

[Anderson's God]

Sian feel free to ask that sexy aussie any questions, never mind AG...


You jealous Aussie boy, Sian ask me many questions and you none!! :eek: :eek: :D

[PrinceZane]

AG - What is your biggest fear in life?

[Anderson's God]

AG - What is your biggest fear in life?


Well Zane, ..... Actually don't have one!

[PrinceZane]

Surely you do... Heights, naked women as wide as a car, being burried alive... gotta be something

[Ajant]

'naked women as wide as a car...' may just be his fetish, is it AG? is it?

Would you ever meet k4t if it was possible?

k4t or Ajant?

Ajant or k4t?

(one which k4t can now surely win) K4t or a dead dog?

[carlyluvsunited]

How long before your face is engraved into a wall!?Is there any need for this response ?

I will write to the poor man on your behalf and apologise to him for being spoken to like this OK !

[PrinceZane]

Is there any need for this response ?

I will write to the poor man on your behalf and apologise to him for being spoken to like this OK !

A silly question deserves a silly answer I say...

Surely it was all in good fun :)

[carlyluvsunited]

A silly question deserves a silly answer I say...

Surely it was all in good fun :)Maybe so but the guy is new here....

People have said much less to AG and he gets in a bad mood, lol.

Anyway I PM'd the man and he is OK he says he isn't bothered so all is good.

I wasn't being fussy but it is much better to know someone before we make comments like this - especially new people - we need to be nice to them - and then we can abuse them when they have been here a week Muahahahahaha :eek:

(A piece of string is twice as long as half it's length ) :cool:

[-zuco-]

(A piece of string is twice as long as half it's length ) :cool:

That's the answer I was looking for ;)

[unitedred]

and he gets in a bad mood, lol.


Doesn't he always :D Yet I was the one given all the blame, it's pretty obvious who the troublemaker is and he's once again shown his true colours. :

[Anderson's God]

So if I am that much trouble, why have NONE of you mods or Admin banned me.

One minute you stand up for me next you go ape at me, fire bullets left, right and center.

If I am that much trouble then ban me! It has become apparent from Carly that is really all I am.

[carlyluvsunited]

So if I am that much trouble, why have NONE of you mods or Admin banned me.

One minute you stand up for me next you go ape at me, fire bullets left, right and center.

If I am that much trouble then ban me! It has become apparent from Carly that is really all I am.Ape ????

I ask for you to be nice to people nothing more - I said it politely and with no
malice and now we have this over reaction :confused:

If I go ape at you you'll notice the difference - so chill out and take heed please - thankyou ever so much :)

[Anderson's God]

Ever heard of “Ask a silly question get a silly answer” – No you haven’t!
It was actually meant in humour, no intention to cause offence.

Furthermore I publicly apologise to our recent arrival if I did cause any offence,
I will even make a thread to apologise to him personally. There was no offence intended.
I reassure you of that. Unlikely that you believe me but anyway!

Also I maybe a grumpy old fart but I can apologise myself and if you feel I need to apologise please don’t hesitate to mention so, PM or shoutbox, rather than you do it for me! I don’t like people apologizing on my behalf, because I feel it is better coming from the actually culprit/person themselves!

Don’t know about old AG but almost!

[carlyluvsunited]

No need for the drama - I already PM'd him and apologised to him. Maybe it was
in fun etc etc but for a new member a comment of this nature "MIGHT" be read
the wrong way.

If you say it to us 'old timers' yes we understand of course you make a joke.

It's no big deal.....I asked for you to think before you say something thats all.

[Anderson's God]

No need for the drama - I already PM'd him and apologised to him. Maybe it was
in fun etc etc but for a new member a comment of this nature "MIGHT" be read
the wrong way.

If you say it to us 'old timers' yes we understand of course you make a joke.

It's no big deal.....I asked for you to think before you say something thats all.

Saying sorry to him publicly is drama now too! Jeez I can't win with you today!!

:rolleyes: Can't say I didn't try!

[Jazz 16]

Saying sorry to him publicly is drama now too! Jeez I can't win with you today!!

:rolleyes: Can't say I didn't try!


lol Chill Winston :cool:

Its all good now.......so get back to answering some questions????

Describe your ideal holiday?
and how long is a piece of wire?? ;)

[Anderson's God]

'naked women as wide as a car...' may just be his fetish, is it AG? is it?

Would you ever meet k4t if it was possible?

k4t or Ajant?

Ajant or k4t?

(one which k4t can now surely win) K4t or a dead dog?


:D :D

Meet as in meet meet or meet?

K4T

:D K4T!

K4T!

No need for the drama - I already PM'd him and apologised to him. Maybe it was
in fun etc etc but for a new member a comment of this nature "MIGHT" be read
the wrong way.

If you say it to us 'old timers' yes we understand of course you make a joke.

It's no big deal.....I asked for you to think before you say something thats all.


Been in court since 9 this morning and didn't finish until 3! Last thing you want is that! :rolleyes:

[Anderson's God]

lol Chill Winston :cool:

Its all good now.......so get back to answering some questions????

Describe your ideal holiday?
and how long is a piece of wire?? ;)


I don't have one

Depends on where cut it! ;)

[PrinceZane]

Two train leaves from Swindon and Manchester heading towards each other on the same track. Mr. Smith is an accountant for a huge law firm. My question to you is: how many blades of grass are on Arthur's seat?

[Keano4taoiseach]

Well Zane, ..... Actually don't have one!


come on...I'd say you're pretty scared of me......:D

[Anderson's God]

come on...I'd say you're pretty scared of me......:D


3 martial Arts - :D No!

Two train leaves from Swindon and Manchester heading towards each other on the same track. Mr. Smith is an accountant for a huge law firm. My question to you is: how many blades of grass are on Arthur's seat?


Don't tell me the answer but at the moment I cannot make head nor tail of it!

[PrinceZane]

Try harder :)

[Keano's fan]

Ermm .. great laugh lads (Y)

[Ajant]

What makes you a club legend?

Why do you live in Ireland/EIRE of all places?

[PrinceZane]

3 martial Arts - :D No!

Which 3 and ranks?

[Keano4taoiseach]

Which 3 and ranks?

good question.....

I have a green belt in Karaty....(Shotagan)....I was 10 or 11 though...would have been black in another three years or so if I hadn't given up....i think they're the right spellings..

[PrinceZane]

That's cool. I'm a 2nd degree black belt in Kumgitsum

[Anderson's God]

What makes you a club legend?

Why do you live in Ireland/EIRE of all places?


Did I give myself that title - no!

What do you mean by "EIRE of all places"? My Mum is Irish !

Which 3 and ranks?


Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing and Krav Maga!

Krav Maga - Trained by Israeli paratrooper!

TKD - Blue

Kickboxing - 8 week course! Certified!

[Keano4taoiseach]

1.Who do you think will win the US presidential election, and why.......??

2.Get me a weather forecast for monday afternoon in the West of Ireland.....??

3.What is your opinion on suicide bombers.......??

4.Supposing Supposing, three men were frozen.........how many men were frozen....??

Enjoy mate...

[Anderson's God]

1.Who do you think will win the US presidential election, and why.......??

2.Get me a weather forecast for monday afternoon in the West of Ireland.....??

3.What is your opinion on suicide bombers.......??

4.Supposing Supposing, three men were frozen.........how many men were frozen....??

Enjoy mate...


:D I don't even know who the candidates are, haven't bothered to check it out!

Get it yourself! :rolleyes:

Being Israeli born I am very much against terrorism - so Suicide bombers are right up there that I am against!

Count the amount of men that were frozen and I think you might get the answer!

[PrinceZane]

Still waiting on my train answer ;)

[Anderson's God]

[QUOTE=PrinceZane]Two train leaves from Swindon and Manchester heading towards each other on the same track. Mr. Smith is an accountant for a huge law firm. My question to you is: how many blades of grass are on Arthur's seat?

Who's Arthur - A passenger, Driver, Alien, Dog, Sheep? Who?

Two trains on the same line - one would have to switch tracks somewhere before they meet!

What has grass got to do with 2 trains, an accountant and mystery man called Arthur and his seat!?

[PrinceZane]

Arthur's Seat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur%27s_Seat%2C_Edinburgh)

It's all 1 question, btw :p

[Ajant]

And time is up..next person to be announced shortly, don't forget PM me if you want a turn. Cheers