In memory of 'Ugs'

[Keano4taoiseach]

the fat *******........:D

SAL, solsks, Jazz and AG will know what I am talking about....anyway.......;)


A brave knight has to go off to fight in the crusades and leaves his sexy wife at home. As he can't trust his wife to be left on her own, he fits her with a very special chastity belt made out of razor blades.

On his victorious return, he lines up all his male staff, and makes them drop their trousers. He is greeted by a whole line of shredded todgers, apart from one.
He goes up to that man and said, 'I trusted you and, unlike all the others, you have not betrayed my trust.
In return I shall give you half my land.'
.........To which the man replies, 'Ugg ou gery muk.'

[SolskjaertheLegend]

" In memory of 'Ugs' "

lmfao :D:D

[Red Devil]

Would this be the same Ugs who frequents another United forum perchance?

[Keano4taoiseach]

Would this be the same Ugs who frequents another United forum perchance?

Yes, yes it would........:D

[Red Devil]

Good friend of mine, I like him a lot.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Good friend of mine, I like him a lot.


Are you ugs RD............;) ..........:D

[Red Devil]

Swivel Paddy ;)

[Keano4taoiseach]

Swivel Paddy ;)

that's my name........;)

[carlyluvsunited]

I think you should use your new found trick to go and say hello to Ugs again....

Just to see if he is happy to see you again Bertie :D

[PrinceZane]

Ug is my hero

[Keano4taoiseach]

I think you should use your new found trick to go and say hello to Ugs again....

Just to see if he is happy to see you again Bertie :D


I would be lucky if he only eats me...........:D

[Keano4taoiseach]

Ug is my hero


join www.manutdchat.com and have a chat with ugs............have a bit of fun with him.......don't stay though as it is a poor site....;)

[Anderson's God]

Ug is my hero


What :eek: How could you Zane ....... you nicked my hero! :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

What :eek: How could you Zane ....... you nicked my hero! :D


He's mine.......the fat bastad.........:D

[PrinceZane]

but...but...!!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

but...but...!!!


but nothing zane..............unless you want to buy him off me.........:D

[Anderson's God]

Hey I owned him originally .... highest bidder wins. Starting Price : 75, 000 Euro

[PrinceZane]

75,000 Euro... wow. Too much for my blood

[Anderson's God]

75,000 Euro... wow. Too much for my blood


:D :D 1 down, 1 to go! Price em out!

[Keano4taoiseach]

:D :D 1 down, 1 to go! Price em out!


It was a joke..........:rolleyes:

He's priceless.........:D

[Anderson's God]

It was a joke..........:rolleyes:


He's priceless.........:D

**Claps**

No s*** sherlock! :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

**Claps**

No s*** sherlock! :D

LMAO....you didn't read the whole post ya fool........:D

[Anderson's God]

Ug the bug found in a mug on a rug with ............... Rupert!

[carlyluvsunited]

Ug the bug found in a mug on a rug with ............... Rupert!:confused: :confused:

[PrinceZane]

Glad to see Carly confused. I thought it was because I'm from across the pond ;)

[Keano4taoiseach]

:confused: :confused:


Google or Youtbube "Rupert the Bear"

All will be revealed.............

oooooh.......Rupert ya dog........mmmmmm.......:o

[carlyluvsunited]

IS THIS UGS :confused:



http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/FatMan.jpg

[Keano4taoiseach]

LMAO carly



That is most definitely ugs................one of his better pictures......:D



Handsome devil isn't he carly.....you should ask him out on a date......lol

[Anderson's God]

IS THIS UGS :confused:



http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/FatMan.jpg




Sexy Beast! :D

[carlyluvsunited]

I SAW UGS ON HIS WAY TO WORK :eek:


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/super-fat-man-on-a-scooter.jpg

[Keano4taoiseach]

^^^^^........LMAO

carly go to manutdchat and look at his avatar......

That actually could be ugs........:eek:.....:D

[PrinceZane]

Sometimes, you just have to say no.

That guy on the scooter should've said no.

[carlyluvsunited]

Breaking story.....

From Manchester Evening News :eek:

It was reported early today that a big fat git
who is known as 'Ugs' to his friends was knocked down by a
car on Bury New Road.

The driver was arrested at the scene.

When asked why he didn't drive around Ugs.....

The man replied........

"F*ck off I didn't have enough petrol"

:D :D

[PrinceZane]

I loved reading the M.E.N. - best stories and its free :D

[carlyluvsunited]

UGS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

ON MAN UTD CHAT FORUM


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/ugs.png

[SALFORD RED]

Ugs is not dead....he was making a McDonalds poster advert yesterday :eek:

Got a photo to prove it......:D :eek:











http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00029/00029387.jpg

[carlyluvsunited]

FINALLY...

BERTIE SIGNS INTO MAN UTD CHAT AGAIN

HE ASCERTAINS THE WHEREABOUTS

OF UGS ON MATCH DAYS

AND KIDNAPS HIM..:eek:

HE SENDS A RANSOM NOTE TO UGS FAMILY

HERE IT IS...

GO BERTIE.....GO :D

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/save-the-fat-man.png

[Keano4taoiseach]

LMAO carly...........................but I would have him in bondage.........:o :D

[Anderson's God]

I see in the past two images of actual Ugs, he has shaved!

[PrinceZane]

rofl. I like the ransom letter :D