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PrinceZane
07-01-2008, 04:53 AM
Someone told me they found interesting results in google by typing their name then "+ needs" (i.e. John + needs). Every time the first result in google was something a bit out there. Curiosity got the best of me so I tried it. Here's what I got:

'John' Needs Operation After Hooker Bites ***** For Non-Payment
by Mitch Marconi
Apr 3, 2006

A hooker who bit her client's ***** reportedly so hard that he required an operation has denied grievous bodily harm with intent, according to a report from the UK.

Prosecutor Matthew McNiff told the jury Louise Jowett carried out the attack because Brett O'Leary told her he had no additional money to dispense after already paying her for sex, reports the Cambridge News.

It was alleged that afterwards she asked O'Leary for more cash, becoming more aggressive as her requests continued. While performing a sex act on O'Leary he told her he did not have any more cash.
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McNiff said she grabbed his ***** and took it in her mouth and gripped it between her teeth. He said: "She bit hard. She bit very hard. This caused what Mr O'Leary described as indescribable pain."

According to McNiff, O'Leary tried to pry open Jowett's mouth with his hands while she made sounds like an animal. He pleaded with her to let go while hitting her to try to get her off.

Mr McNiff said there was a lot of blood while Mr O'Leary screamed and then ran to call emergency 999.
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Anderson's God
07-01-2008, 05:20 AM
Now who's dangling the carrot .....

Keano4taoiseach
07-01-2008, 06:58 PM
Pay the woman goddamit or expect the worse.............:rolleyes:


If there's one thing worse than paying a hooker for sex, it's not paying her/him ;):o:)

Natalie
07-01-2008, 08:32 PM
haha
serves ya right john

-zuco-
07-01-2008, 11:03 PM
This caused what Mr O'Leary described as indescribable pain

Kind of a contradiction in terms don't you think? :rolleyes:



Mine came up with a youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kur6_Z6qub8) about "Danny Phantom", I've never heard of him :confused:

SolskjaertheLegend
07-01-2008, 11:12 PM
mine came up with a music artist whos 2nd name is 'Needs' lol

PrinceZane
14-01-2008, 04:02 AM
Pay the woman goddamit or expect the worse.............:rolleyes:

Well, I tried, but Carly doesn't accept credit card :( :D