what a lady !!! typical scouser

[haggler]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

[Justice]

LMAO didnt even read the page, soon as title came up I lol'd.

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

I love this quote "I am in no way a violent person
- Amanda Monti"

[carlyluvsunited]

What a good idea.....

I never thought of this plan of action before......:mad:

[haggler]

heard she is changing her name by deed poll to nora bollockov

[David.Q]

That was almost 3 years ago :|

[haggler]

That was almost 3 years ago :|and it is the most e-mailed story today onn bbc news site . maybe she is on the prowl again and its been resurected as a warning against dating scousers

[Toybos]

why would you try to eat it?

[PrinceZane]

I love this quote "I am in no way a violent person

Excuse me... you just ripped a guys stuff off with your bare hands... You... Ma'am... are a violent person

[PITTM]

What a good idea.....

I never thought of this plan of action before......:mad:

I take back all the nice stuff i said :p

[PrinceZane]

I take back all the nice stuff i said :p

If Carly is threatening "junk" removal, then I'm taking back all the bad stuff I said, thought, would ever think...

[carlyluvsunited]

If Carly is threatening "junk" removal, then I'm taking back all the bad stuff I said, thought, would ever think...I can use this plan to ensure people make posts in the right place !!

Wrong thread once - one testicle ripped off and chewed up......by my dog not me Urrgghhhhhhhh !!

Did it twice and thats it.....number 2 goes and they can sing like Aled Jones :eek:

[Brock]

I can use this plan to ensure people make posts in the right place !!

Wrong thread once - one testicle ripped off and chewed up......by my dog not me Urrgghhhhhhhh !!

Did it twice and thats it.....number 2 goes and they can sing like Aled Jones :eek:

There was a story about 20 yrs ago here in the states where a woman cut off a mans dick :eek: She then drove off and threw it in the desert.

I feel for these guys...:rolleyes:

[andycole9]

There was a story about 20 yrs ago here in the states where a woman cut off a mans dick :eek: She then drove off and threw it in the desert.

I feel for these guys...:rolleyes:
ahh john wayne bobbit...didn't he go on to make porn movies?

[Keano4taoiseach]

ahh john wayne bobbit...didn't he go on to make porn movies?

Receiver? :o

[reddwarf]

Receiver? :o

Or strap on?!

I blame Ant and Dec for this. :mad:

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here clearly glamourises the eating of testicles :eek: