haggler
23-01-2008, 07:21 PM
bugger it all i am ****ed as afrat .
i have consumed many cans and as expected i am rat frcaed
i went to wee wees half an hour ago and i am wearing cream chinos .
yeah yeah i dried the patch with the wifes hair drier and rejoined the party but the hosts dog kept licking my groin .
if nobody else was around i would have unleashed the beast and let him have his way , we were however in polite company so i punched him plum on the snout .
the hosts wife objected so i asked her if she wanted to take her pooches place nuzzling my groin and a smile played accross her face .
her fella took umbrage and insisted he has first dibs .
so here i am kecks akimbo chap being fettled by three eager beavers and i cant raise wood .
the gentleman has mentioned bum fun and i am sure he was not talking about the ladies .
his wifes snatch looks like a badly stuffed ham roll and i am none too keen to picnic so i must make my excuses . what i need to know is how do i escape yet stay friends
i have consumed many cans and as expected i am rat frcaed
i went to wee wees half an hour ago and i am wearing cream chinos .
yeah yeah i dried the patch with the wifes hair drier and rejoined the party but the hosts dog kept licking my groin .
if nobody else was around i would have unleashed the beast and let him have his way , we were however in polite company so i punched him plum on the snout .
the hosts wife objected so i asked her if she wanted to take her pooches place nuzzling my groin and a smile played accross her face .
her fella took umbrage and insisted he has first dibs .
so here i am kecks akimbo chap being fettled by three eager beavers and i cant raise wood .
the gentleman has mentioned bum fun and i am sure he was not talking about the ladies .
his wifes snatch looks like a badly stuffed ham roll and i am none too keen to picnic so i must make my excuses . what i need to know is how do i escape yet stay friends