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STUDENTS AT A LOCAL SCHOOL WERE ASSIGNED TO READ TWO BOOKS,..."TITANIC" & "MY LIFE" BY BILL CLINTON.

One student turned in a paper stating that they were virtually the same stories.

TITANIC:..... COST - $29.99
CLINTON:..... COST -$29.99

TITANIC:..... OVER 3 HOURS TO READ
CLINTON :..... OVER 3 HOURS TO READ

TITANIC:..... THE STORY OF JACK AND ROSE, THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE, AND SUBSEQUENT CATASTROPHE.
CLINTON:..... THE STORY OF BILL AND MONICA, THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE, AND SUBSEQUENT CATASTROPHE.

TITANIC:..... JACK IS A STARVING ARTIST.
CLINTON :..... BILL IS A BULLS**T ARTIST.

TITANIC:..... IN ONE SCENE, JACK ENJOYS A GOOD CIGAR.
CLINTON:..... DITTO FOR BILL.

TITANIC:..... DURING THE ORDEAL, ROSE'S DRESS GETS RUINED.
CLINTON:..... DITTO FOR MONICA.

TITANIC:..... JACK TEACHES ROSE TO SPIT.
CLINTON:..... LET'S NOT GO THERE.

TITANIC:..... ROSE GETS TO KEEP HER JEWELRY.
CLINTON:..... MONICA'S FORCED TO RETURN HER GIFTS.

TITANIC:..... ROSE REMEMBERS JACK FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
CLINTON:..... CLINTON DOESN'T REMEMBER MONICA .

TITANIC:..... ROSE GOES DOWN ON A VESSEL FULL OF SEAMEN.
CLINTON:..... MONICA...OOH, LET'S NOT GO THERE, EITHER.

TITAN IC:..... JACK SURRENDERS TO AN ICY DEATH.
CLINTON:...... BILL GOES HOME TO HILARY, BASICALLY THE SAME ENDING.
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