irish eurovision entrant

[haggler]

irish have voted a singing turkey puppet to represent them at the prestigious eurovision song contest .

I am shocked at this slight on such an august institution .

Johhny logan would be spinning in his grave if he were dead .

Who can ever forget bucks fizz and katrina and the waves bringing home the bacon for blighty ?

or cliff and sandies memorable ditties ?

shame on you i say shame on you :D :D :eek: euro hands and euro feet wave them to the turkey beat !

dustin the turkey for irish pm i cant spell tshock

[Keano!]

Its bloody brilliant! lmao.........Its a famous turkey called, Dustin, who is in a trolly
with a messageboard on the front saying:

Irlande douze point
Viva Trappatoni
Isteach an teach

They're really taking the mick out of the Eurovision but I think it'll be great to see
it. By the way, heres a video of the winning song.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYyxhWEHO3w

[Jazz 16]

Good old Dustin, an Irish legend.
We took this silly competition too serious for too long
and are getting tired of getting 0 points.
All the countries vote for their neighbours anyway
so we keep getting stiffed.
At least now Dustin will make a mockery of it all in style :-)
Strange thing is, we might actually win with this lol

[Keano4taoiseach]

You beat me to it hags, Magnificent isn't it.

I haven't heard a voice as rich as Dustins since Barbara Streisand or the King himself ;)

Here are the lyrics to what I'm sure will become one of the most celebrated songs of our generation, I'll make sure of it :D :p

Irlande Douze Points
Ireland's Eurovision Song Contest Belgrade 2008
(Eurosong Winner - Dustin the Turkey)

Oh I come, from a nation
What knows how to write a song...
Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong....?

COME ON!!!!!!

Irlande douze points

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan's gig

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Do the funky beat

D O E double B L E Yeah

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean?

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
(and fart!)
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!

Give us another chance, we're sorry for riverdance
Sure Flately he's a yank
And the Danube flows through France
Block voting, shock voting
Give your 12 today
You're all invited to Dublin Ireland
And we'll party the Shamrock way

Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!

Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points

Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?

Shake your feathers

Listen Bulgaria we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don't forget the Swiss!

[NateR]

lmao
That was awesome.

[Keano!]

What are the odds ireland will win???

Dustin will do us proud!!!

[eoininho]

ha ha ha!!!! we used to have a monopoly on eurovision with all the irish ex pats voting for us!!!

i think its hilarious that we actually voted dustin to sing for us, no other country would have a population of people with that much of a sense of humour!!!

they'll never let us back in!!!

[Jazz 16]

they'll never let us back in!!!


I think thats the plan ;) well we hope so anyway :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

Dustin on Dana (the bitch, excuse my french) branding his participation as wrong and disgraceful.......Irish people will understand

Me and Dana have a lot in common you know. We both ran joke campaigns for Irish President, we both represented Ireland at the Eurovision!!!

:D :p :D

I hope Dustin rings up Joe Duffy :D

[carlyluvsunited]

Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?

Shake your feathers

Listen Bulgaria we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don't forget the Swiss!

They missed out Romania !!! :mad:

[Keano4taoiseach]

Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?

Shake your feathers

Listen Bulgaria we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don't forget the Swiss!

They missed out Romania !!! :mad:

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/lmao.gif

I'll see what I can do with my great influence over Irish Eurovision entrants carly ;)

[carlyluvsunited]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/lmao.gif

I'll see what I can do with my great influence over Irish Eurovision entrants carly ;)I hope they get their butts whooped now for that ... :mad:

[sparkic]

haha lmao