Make a wish

[SALFORD RED]

The Rules are Simple:

1. The person above you posts a wish.

2. The next poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of their own.

Example: I wish I had a Ferrari.
Granted: But it blows up if you go over 60 mph.

My wish: I wish I had a million dollars.

So the next post should start...

Granted but..( ??????????? ).

My wish ( your wish then goes here)

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[The_Red_Prince]

Granted but all of the dollars are monopoly dollars.
I wish i had the power to read minds.

[SALFORD RED]

:) ;)

Granted....But it only applies to the minds of animals

I wish i could fly.
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[akash_reds]

granted...but only when pigs fly.....

i want photo graphic memory

[Harvo]

Granted... but you'll be seeing a naked 90 year old lady in your head everytime you close your eyes

I wish i could Teleport.

[akash_reds]

granted.......but you will teleport into a naked 90 year old lady's bedroom always......
i want to see the other planets... :D

[versa]

granted.......but you will teleport into a naked 90 year old lady's bedroom always......
i want to see the other planets... :D

Granted... but you can't come back to Earth.:D
I wish I am Cantona- the sun, the sand, the sea..... and the babes.;)

P.S. This is actually a pretty interesting game because you need some creative thinking instead of just plain 'spamming'.

[akash_reds]

granted.......but you are not eric cantona......you are 90 years old for an extra
i wish i was more imaginative....

[-zuco-]

Granted, but you have no tongue to speak with or hands to write with.

I wish I wasn't so perfect :rolleyes:

[akash_reds]

granted....and i have to do no more.... :D ......
i wish i was bill gates( microsoft owner) son!!!!!

[red_devils4life]

Granted, but you're his illegitimate son & he stated in his will that he will give 100% of his wealth to ur half-brother only, while not even leaving a single cent for ue.
I wish I can make all the gorgeous women in the world to fall in love with me.

[versa]

Granted, but you're his illegitimate son & he stated in his will that he will give 100% of his wealth to ur half-brother only, while not even leaving a single cent for ue.
I wish I can make all the gorgeous women in the world to fall in love with me.

Granted... but it is only love at first sight... from a distance.:D

I wish I have another 3 wishes...

[alto10]

granted but only your origanal wish came true

I wish i could run faster than anyone else

[SALFORD RED]

Granted...But only for 5 seconds then you spend the rest of your life travelling at snails pace.

I wish....I had a never ending bottle of beer.
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[akash_reds]

granted.....but it is not your favourite and it tastes horrible..
i wish i was able to make ice........(dont ask why!!!)

[red_devils4life]

Granted....but it will melt within less than 3 secs.
I wish that..... United will win the Historic Quadruple year-in, year-out

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted....but it will melt within less than 3 secs.
I wish that..... United will win the Historic Quadruple year-in, year-out

Granted, but it will be a Liverpool quadruple...aka....carling cup et cetra :p

I wish that I was gay.

[versa]

Granted, but it will be a Liverpool quadruple...aka....carling cup et cetra :p

I wish that I was gay.

:eek: Gr...anted.... but you wouldn't last more than a day...

I wish I am Ronaldo... the football and the babes...

[Harvo]

granted... but your fat ronaldo!

I wish i was the best football player in the world :D

[versa]

granted... but your fat ronaldo!

I wish i was the best football player in the world

Granted... until you meet a certain Mr Taylor from EPL.:D

I wish.... I am RD because he so far refused to 'step into' this thread so let's dig him just a little. Give your best shot.:D ;)

[Or have I unwittingly ended the thread by default?:eek: ]

[mufcpavlos]

granted...but RD is too deep and while you were digging to find him and tell him to post you lost the way to top and you stay there for the rest of your life with RD and you are not able to post again in this thread....

I wish....i were in Old trafford having sex with ashley cole's wife ;)

[Keano!]

Granted!,..............but its Old Trafford Cricket grounds, and she suddenly became
blind was attacked by a rot weiler earlier, and he's covered in cuts and bruises
and has swollen body parts. Also finds it extremly sore to move her legs!

I wish I lived in Manchester, England. With no crazy tricks to ruin my wish! :D

[mufcpavlos]

Granted...but IRA attacks your house and you're getting seriously damaged...so seriously that you must return home back to ireland :D

I wish there was no IRA :P :P :P

[PrinceZane]

Granted, but the next generation of society has more illiterate children than ever, thus thrusting the inevitable spiral towards the implosion of human existance (referring to the International Reading Association [IRA] - you didn't specify which you didn't want :eek:)

I wish the American government wasn't so *****.

[carlyluvsunited]

Granted - but now they are so ***** instead :confused:

I wish that every time I pulled a £10 note out my purse another one would appear...;)

[-zuco-]

Granted - but now they are so ***** instead :confused:

I wish that every time I pulled a £10 note out my purse another one would appear...;)

Granted, but the one in your hand would disappear :p

I wish I could teleport.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted, but you'd teleport into my Bed(room) ;) :o

I wish I had a 10 inch pen*s. (this is not meant to be an offensive post so a ban won't be necessary O noble mods)

[-zuco-]

Granted, but you'd teleport into my Bed(room) ;) :o

I wish I had a 10 inch pen*s. (this is not meant to be an offensive post so a ban won't be necessary O noble mods)
Granted but you're impotent. :D

I wish I could have tomorrow off work.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted but you're impotent. :D

I wish I could have tomorrow off work.

Granted, But you're on the dole ;)

I wish I was an admin on this forum.

[Stephen]

Granted but you're the only member.

I wish United could win the treble.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted, but it's a Scouse treble (Carling, Uefa and FA Cup) :p

I wish I was God.

[PrinceZane]

Granted, but millions don't believe in you and are sure your existance is fraud. Those that do kill themselves, thus dwindling your possible supporters even more.

I wish we got more snow this winter :(

[versa]

Granted, but millions don't believe in you and are sure your existance is fraud. Those that do kill themselves, thus dwindling your possible supporters even more.

I wish we got more snow this winter

:eek: Granted.... but the snow will be so heavy that you are trapped in your house for days and can only indulge in indoor activities - well and fine, you thought - except...... your partner is trapped in hers too.:D :D

I wish I am invisible...:D

[Jazz 16]

Granted......but a certain chosen few can still see you Versa* ;-)

I wish tuna didnt make me ill.

[carlyluvsunited]

Granted......but a certain chosen few can still see you Versa* ;-)

I wish tuna didnt make me ill.Granted - but now it is the only food available to you - enjoy ;)

I wish I had £1 for every post I have made ... :)

[Keano!]

Granted.....but it's all you can ever eat. No other foodstuffs!

I wish...........I was an architect!

lmao!......Carly ahead!


Ok.......granted, but its chocolate coins! (Stale chocolate)

I wish...........I was an architect!

[carlyluvsunited]

Granted - but every time they finish your building an earthquake appears and flattens it - how do you feel now :p

I wish I could buy Manchester United Football Club

[Andreas_svan]

Granted - but you are the happiest person in the world - lawl^^

i wish i could make a person do worse in football.

[versa]

Granted - but you are the happiest person in the world - lawl^^

i wish i could make a person do worse in football.

:confused:

Granted... [tough one to respond, thought for a while]... but he has the luck of scoring deflected goals even from an impossible angle or situation.

I wish I can see through walls.

[SALFORD RED]

Granted.....But only in mens public toilets !!:eek:

I wish....Never to see one of my children to die.

.

[versa]

Granted.....But only in mens public toilets !!:eek:

I wish....Never to see one of my children to die.

Granted... [seems tough and heavy to respond at first].... but your hamster must go...

I wish.... I can breathe under water.

[akash_reds]

granted..but you can only do that in drinking water....
i wish i was not bored all the time...

[Stephen]

granted..but you can only do that in drinking water....
i wish i was not bored all the time...
Granted...but only naked men would entertain you.

I wish that I get a ticket for Liverpool at home.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted but

1. We lose
2. You get mugged by a Scouser after the game, and
3. A Scouser robs your house while you're at the game ;)

I wish I was the sexiest man in the world. (I'm probably only in the top 10 at the moment ;))

[SALFORD RED]

Granted....But you are only the sexiest to blind people.

I wish....planet earth would explode and cease to exsist.
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[sparkic]

Granted....But you are only the sexiest to blind people.

I wish....planet earth would explode and cease to exsist.
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Granted on the day liver**** completes the quadruple or just simply wins an EPL title (which is never :D )

I wish I could live in Manchester :(

[versa]

Granted on the day liver**** completes the quadruple or just simply wins an EPL title (which is never :D )

I wish I could live in Manchester :(

Granted... but you, somehow or rather, hynotised or cursed, is a fervent supporter of Citeh.:D

I wish.... I play for Manchester United today against Derby.;)

[akash_reds]

granted....but you will be injured......
i wish i was a superhero!!!!

[Keano!]

Granted........but your only super ability is that you can say the alphabet in every language, incredible speeds. Otherwise your just a normal human;)

I wish......I was the best ever at Pro Evolution Soccer.

Actually wait, no I am the best already! ;)


So.....I wish..............Manchester United win the treble this year :D

[Stephen]

Granted........but your only super ability is that you can say the alphabet in every language, incredible speeds. Otherwise your just a normal human;)

I wish......I was the best ever at Pro Evolution Soccer.

Actually wait, no I am the best already! ;)


So.....I wish..............Manchester United win the treble this year :D
Granted but the treble is only the treble in the end-of-season darts match!

I wish that everyone on this forum could have a big meet-up.

[Keano!]

Granted, but but no one agreed to the time, and you were left alone outside the
local! :p

I wish this forum was known worldwide and had a massive number of members
who were always on!

[abojodeh]

i wish to see naked pamela anderson

[yangch0000]

Granted, but but no one agreed to the time, and you were left alone outside the
local! :p

I wish this forum was known worldwide and had a massive number of members
who were always on!

granted, but all the members are scousers.....:eek: :eek: :eek:

i wish i own a director box inside old trafford

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted, but you're blind :p

I wish I was a blade of grass. :D

[versa]

Granted, but you're blind :p

I wish I was a blade of grass. :D

Granted... but of course you are quickly eaten up by the hungry cows, goats and what have you.

I wish... I am a loverboy.:D

[sparkic]

Granted... but of course you are quickly eaten up by the hungry cows, goats and what have you.

I wish... I am a loverboy.:D

Granted only after you castrate yourself :p

I wish Everton reaches 4th in the EPL by end of the season and Liver**** doesn't qualify to the Champions Leage :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted but Liverpool win the CL and so get to play in the CL next season and claim once again that they are the best in Europe ;)

I wish I was president of the US.

[versa]

Granted but Liverpool win the CL and so get to play in the CL next season and claim once again that they are the best in Europe ;)

I wish I was president of the US.

Granted... but you will have to convince the originator of Thread 9/11 in this forum.:D

I wish... I can see in darkness.;)

[Keano!]

Granted, but you cant see in brightness.

I wish I had supersonic hearing.......

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted, but you cant see in brightness.

I wish I had supersonic hearing.......

Granted, but you can only hear Scousers :D

I wish I could fly.

[Keano!]

Granted, but you can only fl 2 feet off the ground


I wish Alan Green was sacked!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted, but Alan Shearer got his job :eek: *shivers*

I wish Man Utd won the Premier League and Champions League this season ;)

[Keano!]

Granted..........but they were relegated next year and never won a trophy
again :eek:

I wish...................SkySports was free and you didn't need a fancy satalite dish to
see it!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Then they wouldn't make any money, would go bankrupt, Setanta would get matches, and we'd have to pay setanta :p

I wish I had an extra wish to counterract the next posters problem to my initial wish ;)

[SALFORD RED]

Granted....but then your wish would come back twice as bad.

I wish....K4t would never get himself banned from this forum.

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[-zuco-]

Granted....but then your wish would come back twice as bad.

I wish....K4t would never get himself banned from this forum.

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Granted, but he loses his keyboard and can never post again.

I wish I was a fly on the wall in the dressing room of the Brazilian ladies volleyball team

[versa]

Granted... but then the cleaner comes in, sees the fly and kills it.

I wish... I am k4t.:D

[Stephen]

Granted, but you are also Salford Red on the outside. We all know this is
someone you don't want to be ;) :D

I wish I was around when the Babes were playing.

[versa]

Granted, but you are also Salford Red on the outside. We all know this is
someone you don't want to be ;) :D

I wish I was around when the Babes were playing.

Granted.. but you are going to be as old as Salford Red now...

I wish.. Stephen will be a lady killer. [You are supposed to say something that invalidates it.] :D ;)

[red_devils4life]

Granted.....but it only applies on ladies as hideous-looking as Medusa...

I wish....I can live on forever and ever while retaining my youthful looks...

[Keano!]

Granted, but everyone hates you and you're homeless with no money and no
job;)

I wish everything was free!

[versa]

Granted, but everyone hates you and you're homeless with no money and no
job;)

I wish everything was free!

Granted... but there will be no more value in everything.

I wish... I don't have to eat and sleep.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Granted... but there will be no more value in everything.

I wish... I don't have to eat and sleep.

Granted, you're dead ;)

I wish I had the powers of an admin without anyone else knowing.

[Toybos]

Granted...on a forum for old nuns to discuss their sexual frustration.

I wish i was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair

[mufcpavlos]

granted but you're a dead punkrocker and the flowers in your hair are from your funeral!!!

i wish [manchester] united win the treble next year!