i pulled a pretty fine woman earlier!

[United_OG]

some bulgarian woman, was quite proud of myself because she was abit of a stunner! just thought i would share because i am proud of myself right now!! lol...i just hope we're not going to be talking about berbatov and stoichkov all the time...actually i'd prefer if we did not talk much at all,haha.....aha no really though, she sent me some txt messages and its hard to understand them, its quite funny!!

i'll post an update on the weekend! Have a good weekend fellaz, friday-sunday = great days!

wish ya fellow united fan some luck!

pz!

[-zuco-]

some bulgarian woman, was quite proud of myself because she was abit of a stunner! just thought i would share because i am proud of myself right now!! lol...i just hope we're not going to be talking about berbatov and stoichkov all the time...actually i'd prefer if we did not talk much at all,haha.....aha no really though, she sent me some txt messages and its hard to understand them, its quite funny!!

i'll post an update on the weekend! Have a good weekend fellaz, friday-sunday = great days!

wish ya fellow united fan some luck!

pz!


As the wise man zane once said, "No pictures...it never happened" ;)

[Red Devil]

wish ya fellow united fan some luck!

pz! Is that post meant for prince zane or signed by him???

[United_OG]

Is that post meant for prince zane or signed by him???


lol prince zane???...i don't understand what you mean but if thats sarcasm or something...it'd be better if we were on the same wave lenght! If it wasnt, then no its not signed by prince zane or meant for him!!

pz=peace

PZ!

[-zuco-]

Prince Zane is a member here.

[United_OG]

As the wise man zane once said, "No pictures...it never happened" ;)


haha this zane has me intruiged i must say! Though i did only meet her today, would be abit weird if i started asking her to send me pics already. I'll go out with her on the weekend so then i'll have an update for you fellaz! Though i must say, something about posting pics of a lady u pulled on a forum seems a little ethically incorrect!...When do i have some pics of her, i may post one! If not, you guys do not have to believe me!

By the way, thanks for all the luck i've had so far,lol.......infact we've had more mentions of 'zane' than that!lol

pz!

Prince Zane is a member here.


ahaha okay i'm sorry

[versa]

Good luck, dude. :)

Eastern European gals seem hot in here. It seems. Lol. :D ;) :p

[United_OG]

^^^Thankyou!!

[SALFORD RED]

Yaaaaaaaawwwwnn !!!!

Link ?????

Put up or shut up !

Rules on all forums.

Or try RedIss.

This link could could come in handy for you.
http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub/7959-very-carefull-your-replies.html

Failing that..........................K4t WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU ??????



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[carlyluvsunited]

Just sa this to her and you will do OK ... ;)

Obeecham te kato lud. Lipsvash mi.
Tseluni me. Mnogo mi lipsvash.
Vinaghee si fmislite mee.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Just sa this to her and you will do OK ... ;)

Obeecham te kato lud. Lipsvash mi.
Tseluni me. Mnogo mi lipsvash.
Vinaghee si fmislite mee.

Which, from my limited knowledge of eastern european languages (they're all the same :p), translates as

Take off your clothes love. Wash me.
Touch me. Mouthwash me.
Visit my fist in me. :D

hmmm, sounds good. ;)

[versa]

Which, from my limited knowledge of eastern european languages (they're all the same :p), translates as

Take off your clothes love. Wash me.
Touch me. Mouthwash me.
Visit my fist in me. :D

hmmm, sounds good. ;)

Will have to check the on-line dictionary to ascertain your translations though. You could be right or wrong....

[sparkic]

Good luck with the ladies mate! hehe

[Jazz 16]

Which, from my limited knowledge of eastern european languages (they're all the same :p), translates as

Take off your clothes love. Wash me.
Touch me. Mouthwash me.
Visit my fist in me. :D

hmmm, sounds good.

Lmao Bert :D

Good work OG, been to Bulgaria myself, some mighty fine ladies out that way.
;)

[carlyluvsunited]

Which, from my limited knowledge of eastern european languages (they're all the same :p), translates as

Take off your clothes love. Wash me.
Touch me. Mouthwash me.
Visit my fist in me. :D

hmmm, sounds good. ;)Hmmmmmm.....

Good attempt there Bert, lol....

It means I love you like crazy ... I kiss you ... I want to kiss you ... I miss you always ... you are always in my thoughts ;)

[Keano4taoiseach]

Hmmmmmm.....

Good attempt there Bert, lol....

It means I love you like crazy ... I kiss you ... I want to kiss you ... I miss you always ... you are always in my thoughts ;)

That's not very romantic. I think my translation is better :p

[Red Devil]

Anyone who brags - is fantasy. There is an old saying that those that talk too much about it are the ones who do not get anything!!

[versa]

United OG, my mate. Facing such tremendous and relentless amount of scepticism, you must remain brave and resolute, and have no other alternative but to start uploading your evidences here of course.:D

I am your sympathiser. Should you feel too aggrieved and thus decided to dispense the need to prove yourself, you can PM me.:D ;)

[Red Devil]

United OG, my mate. Facing such tremendous and relentless amount of scepticism, you must remain brave and resolute, and have no other alternative but to start uploading your evidences here of course.:D

I am your sympathiser. Should you feel too aggrieved and thus decided to dispense the need to prove yourself, you can PM me.:D ;) or give Versa her phone number!!

Still, I know how he feels. I met, and married a real beauty, now into 34th year of marriage to same beautiful lass.

Just sa this to her and you will do OK ... ;)

Obeecham te kato lud. Lipsvash mi.
Tseluni me. Mnogo mi lipsvash.
Vinaghee si fmislite mee.

Help my poorly head, give me Beechams! My lips are cracked
Blow in my ear, and put TCP on my lips
Vinegar is fabulous all over me too

[versa]

or give Versa her phone number!!

I can't accept her number, no, I can't.. No...

One thing does lead to another and I am married already with 2 young daughters. They are not going to side me but hate me....

Sorry, mate....:D :D

[Red Devil]

Then give me the phone number!!!!

[versa]

or give Versa her phone number!!

Still, I know how he feels. I met, and married a real beauty, now into 34th year of marriage to same beautiful lass.

So...er... did you take some numbers?;) You can choose to post or PM.;) :D

Edit: Oh, you are more upfront...:eek:

[versa]

United OG!! Where are you, mate?!!!

Are you recovering in your sweet slumber or have you been mugged and knocked out cold?:eek: :D.................... ;)

[ManUtd08]

gd luck dude dnt break her heart yeh lol

[versa]

LMAO I think she was hinting at what she expected of you mate

*mate, watch your language though. We have a strict policy of no bad language here.*

You are now a 'baddie' turned policeman?! :eek: :D

In case, you didn't know, everybody here starts with a clean slate so ....um hm.... continue to behave of course....;)

[versa]

United OG, my mate, what can I say for your adventure? :( :p

Thanks for your generous sharing though, which gave me an idea again...

Why don't we have a date thread here where members are free to share their experiences, may not be current but anything interesting or extraordinary past experiences (like yours) that have no more impact on their life so should not matter too much to share?:D Perhaps you can take the honour of starting the thread then? Am confident the thread may surpass the riddle thread in both viewerships and replies. LMAO.

Btw, don't be discouraged by "inter-racial relationships" though. The forest is big and trees plentiful... As for this one, er... update us anyway.;)

[Jazz 16]

lmao, not quite sure what to say on this one but it sure made me laugh :D
Sal did make a valid point........:p



Got a kid ( proves she puts out), smokes weed, likes porn....mate you have got it made.

[carlyluvsunited]

ESTRAAVEY = hello......ofcourse i'm not sure how u spell it but i think thats what she said

CACKSEY = how are you?



It is spelt Zdravey or you can say Zdrasti ... :)

Kak si = how are you ?

Dobre = good or well ...

Gore-dolu = so so

Just tell her 'ne razbiram' = I do not understand ;)

Easy way out ... :p

[Keano4taoiseach]

Just tell her 'ne razbiram' = I do not understand ;)

Easy way out ... :p

Oh yeah I'm sure that would work when she is stripping off and trying to remove his trousers, and he says "I don't understand, I don't understand" :p

[SALFORD RED]

Just tell her 'ne razbiram' = I do not understand ;)

Easy way out ... :p

He doesn't want a way OUT....He wants a way IN !! :D

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[United_OG]

It is spelt Zdravey or you can say Zdrasti ... :)

Kak si = how are you ?

Dobre = good or well ...

Gore-dolu = so so

Just tell her 'ne razbiram' = I do not understand ;)

Easy way out ... :p


Thankyou. I have 2 people teaching me bulgarian it seems! lol When she told me that kak si = how are you and then she explained how to reply, I think she mentioned "dobre" but I think she said a few words with it aswell. Maybe she said a full sentence or I just did not pick it up that well!

pz

Oh yeah I'm sure that would work when she is stripping off and trying to remove his trousers, and he says "I don't understand, I don't understand" :p


lol your posts make me laugh

[United_OG]

United OG, my mate, what can I say for your adventure? :( :p

Thanks for your generous sharing though, which gave me an idea again...

Why don't we have a date thread here where members are free to share their experiences, may not be current but anything interesting or extraordinary past experiences (like yours) that have no more impact on their life so should not matter too much to share?:D Perhaps you can take the honour of starting the thread then? Am confident the thread may surpass the riddle thread in both viewerships and replies. LMAO.

Btw, don't be discouraged by "inter-racial relationships" though. The forest is big and trees plentiful... As for this one, er... update us anyway.;)


Sounds like it would be an interesting thread for laughs atleast! lol Yeah i will start a thread tomorrow but if i do not feel free to do it yourself dude since it was your idea.

Yeah i have no problem with interracial relationships, i just wondered what others felt about them. I do not judge anyone by there skin colour, nationalitya and so on, if you're a good person is all that matters pretty much! And in this case shes kinda fine aswell, so i guess thats a bonus! lol

[versa]

Sounds like it would be an interesting thread for laughs atleast! lol Yeah i will start a thread tomorrow but if i do not feel free to do it yourself dude since it was your idea.

Yeah i have no problem with interracial relationships, i just wondered what others felt about them. I do not judge anyone by there skin colour, nationalitya and so on, if you're a good person is all that matters pretty much! And in this case shes kinda fine aswell, so i guess thats a bonus! lol

It WAS your experience that you were so generous to share that triggered the idea. So please go ahead. :)

Can't wait to hear some of the members'. Already rubbing my palms with glee.:D

[Keano4taoiseach]

It WAS your experience that you were so generous to share that triggered the idea. So please go ahead. :)

Can't wait to hear some of the members'. Already rubbing my palms with glee.:D

LOL, that can be interpreted in so many ways it's wrong :D

[Jazz 16]

LOL, that can be interpreted in so many ways it's wrong :D

Lmao. I second your post Bertie :eek: :D

[versa]

LOL, that can be interpreted in so many ways it's wrong :D

Sometimes we do need to tease a bit, but not too much, to get/keep things going. I am sure you know.;) :D

[United_OG]

Oh man, i'm not even going to say anything about the language. ( Though i dont think saying **** once is bad at all )
You have had me cracking up here at 3 in the morning. :eek:

Didn't realise there were married members on here ?
It's not all youngsters, some are 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s (me), 60s ( RD ) but we're all young at heart and been there, done that, read the book and bought the Tshirts.

There is no way that the members on here are going to last 10 days
with no updates, so get sending them texts and post them here.
( send free texts www.cbfsms.com/ ) Glad to help. !!!!

PM the phone clips to anyone if they want them, K4t is first in the queue. lol.
I await your PM. LOL.

Got a kid ( proves she puts out), smokes weed, likes porn....mate you have got it made.


All members...Please tune in for the next episode of United_OG and the Hot Bulgarian Chick. Coming to a forum near you...very soon. :D
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wow thats an impressive range of age groups you have going on in here! I like this place anyways, it seems like everyone gets on well in here so like its a kool place to talk football and some random crazy events such as what happened on my date!lol

by the way since you all seem to get so much more entertainment out of her than i have so far,lol...I think you should know she is DRIVING to bulgaria with her bulgarian friends and like she said it takes 3 days to get there (Carly is that true?). That has got to be some torment on the body and 'bottom'! Plus she will be well high in the car for alot of the journey. lol

By the sounds of things she seems like the perfect woman for keano and sal,lol

[versa]

wow thats an impressive range of age groups you have going on in here! I like this place anyways, it seems like everyone gets on well in here so like its a kool place to talk football and some random crazy events such as what happened on my date!lol

by the way since you all seem to get so much more entertainment out of her than i have so far,lol...I think you should know she is DRIVING to bulgaria with her bulgarian friends and like she said it takes 3 days to get there (Carly is that true?). That has got to be some torment on the body and 'bottom'! Plus she will be well high in the car for alot of the journey. lol

By the sounds of things she seems like the perfect woman for keano and sal,lol


What are 'inivisible' mates for? :D ;)

Go start the date thread. You may be amazed by more crazy stuff than yours. :D :D

[Red Devil]

Certain posts have been removed, I hope I never see them again or their like.

[versa]

Certain posts have been removed, I hope I never see them again or their like.

Don't worry about it, UOG. Since you are new and in case you misunderstood, the owner of the forum wants this place to be suitable for all ages, genders, races, religions etc and thus contents that are too explicit, insulting, sexual or of swearings are being banned here...:)

No problems though. There are many ways to express the same thing so just use a little imagination and be more subtle. For example, what you saw on the handphone could be perhaps, [cough cough], be described instead as 2 female buddies helping each other out in their sewerage disposal, most conveniently but not quite cleverly, or something to that effect. You know what I mean..:p

Go on updating us, start your date thread etc but be very creative....;) :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

Don't worry about it, UOG. Since you are new and in case you misunderstood, the owner of the forum wants this place to be suitable for all ages, genders, races, religions etc and thus contents that are too explicit, insulting, sexual or of swearings are being banned here...:)

No problems though. There are many ways to express the same thing so just use a little imagination and be more subtle. For example, what you saw on the handphone could be perhaps, [cough cough], be described instead as 2 female buddies helping each other out in their sewerage disposal, most conveniently but not quite cleverly, or something to that effect. You know what I mean..:p

Go on updating us, start your date thread etc but be very creative....;) :D

lol, versa, well in mate. Sent pm to him aswell explaining rules.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Certain posts have been removed, I hope I never see them again or their like.

And for the first time ever, I don't think one of them posts was mine :eek: :)

[Red Devil]

And for the first time ever, I don't think one of them posts was mine :eek: :) No son, not this time ;)

[versa]

OG, how are you? Have you been stunned or intimidated into silence? Lol.

Don't worry about RD. Just use some creativity and imagination, and everything is going to be alrighit...

So... er.... your Bulgarian friend must have arrived in her homeland? Did she contact you? And er....? :D :D ;)

[carlyluvsunited]

lol, versa, well in mate. Sent pm to him aswell explaining rules.Bertie do you have some hidden agenda here ... ?

For many weeks you drive me mental and you push your luck so much with the swearing etc etc.

Now look at you !!!

The perfect, concerned member helping out whenever he can with whatever he can !!

Come on Bertie what you up to ... ?

:D :p ;)

[Keano4taoiseach]

Bertie do you have some hidden agenda here ... ?

For many weeks you drive me mental and you push your luck so much with the swearing etc etc.

Now look at you !!!

The perfect, concerned member helping out whenever he can with whatever he can !!

Come on Bertie what you up to ... ?

:D :p ;)

I just don't want any other genuine member to suffer the same pain I did when I was on my er 'holidays' from here ;)

[versa]

I just don't want any other genuine member to suffer the same pain I did when I was on my er 'holidays' from here ;)

But you are clean now. Pure, white and sooooooooooo innocent like a child.;) :D

[Red Devil]

I just don't want any other genuine member to suffer the same pain I did when I was on my er 'holidays' from here ;)Now let me see, *refers to little black book*

Is this the little "holiday" that you never had because you did not bother to log in for 24 hours, or was it the weeks "hols" you had because you were on a sabatical. £50 in vCash for the wittiest answer- I'm not paying, K4 is ;)

[Keano4taoiseach]

Now let me see, *refers to little black book*

Is this the little "holiday" that you never had because you did not bother to log in for 24 hours, or was it the weeks "hols" you had because you were on a sabatical. £50 in vCash for the wittiest answer- I'm not paying, K4 is ;)

Well I did find myself and also received an A for an essay on Martin Luther King's contribution to the black civil rights movement in America ;)
I had a dream where.................no K4t you don't want another holiday now do you :o :)


not edited, just pressed wrong button !!

[Red Devil]

Well I did find myself and also received an A for an essay on Martin Luther King's contribution to the black civil rights movement in America ;) find or fine?

[Keano4taoiseach]

find or fine?

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/lachen/laughing-smiley-016.gif

I found the essay :D

Only joking, As you have probably noticed I am a changed man/boy and contributing magnificently to the forum :cool:

[red_devils4life]

As you have probably noticed I am a changed man/boy and contributing magnificently to the forum :cool:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[United_OG]

OG, how are you? Have you been stunned or intimidated into silence? Lol.

Don't worry about RD. Just use some creativity and imagination, and everything is going to be alrighit...

So... er.... your Bulgarian friend must have arrived in her homeland? Did she contact you? And er....? :D :D ;)


lol well since he deleted the whole post i just didnt really see any point in continuing the conversation!!lol, was enjoyable while it lasted though!lol

I havent heard off her yet, i've not txtd her myself and she hasnt txtd me either. She is still in Bulgaria provided she did not take any wrong turns,lol. Hopefully i'll speak 2 her soon when she gets back and i can continue my quest for some bulgarian 'sexy time'....is that creative enough? lol....

[Red Devil]

lol well since he deleted the whole post i just didnt really see any point in continuing the conversation!!lol, was enjoyable while it lasted though!lol.. This is a football forum - if you wish to pursue sexual fantasies please select the correct forum and do not post such crap here again.

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