Caption Competition - Win Vcash!!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/lampardDM0203_468x698.jpg

Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!

Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 23rd March 08.

[-zuco-]

"Smell my finger" :p

[carlyluvsunited]

"You call me Fat F**** one more time and guess where I'm going to shove this finger" :eek:

[versa]

Ref: "Hey, hey, wtf is going on here?"

BM: "Beats me." [Shrugs shoulders]

FL: "Don't look so innocent! Did you... ffs... just use your finger on me?!!!"

[haggler]

oooohhh louis youve got a loose lash ducky !

fat frank phone home fat frank phone home

you sing hes fat hes round one more time and i will lamp you hard

[Red Devil]

"I'm da man, don't ya forget it, Lampard is da name man init"

[akash_reds]

"Are you talking to me...are you talking to me?????

im bad at this....

[Red Devil]

you have to imagine what the player is saying to the other - pretend

[akash_reds]

i see......

[nath_fansince89]

"I knew there was someone better than me to take my place at West Ham, now you're in for it"

[Red Devil]

"See this bogie? SEEEE this bogie; its on more than you!"

[versa]

FL: "Did you just..... use your finger?!! I felt it!"

BM: "What??!! You crazy?!"

Ref: "Wtf...? What card should I give??"

[Jazz 16]

Lamps: Oi Boa, If you DARE eat any of the after match snacks Ill sit on ya!

[Keano4taoiseach]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/lampardDM0203_468x698.jpg
Great response guys. Keep it up and don't forget you can enter as many times as you like. :)

[-zuco-]

'Did you steal my post match pasty?'

[Keano4taoiseach]

Lamps: "I'm richer than you"

*I can't win btw*

[rehab]

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, your under!
I did not sleep with your mum last night, i repeat i did not sleep with your mum last night.
Although i'm a fat, i aint nothing compared to your grizzly muma!

Haha that was terribleeee! ahh well :D

[Keano!]

Lampard: You called me fat, you......
Boa Morte: Bu, bu, but......
Ref: Frank, calm, down........we all know you're incredibly overweight!
Lampard: Well this guy called me fat!

[GiggsyGenuis]

Lampard - I'll telling you I did score a goal once that was not deflected!

OR

Listen you have to shoot 350 times a game, from every impossible angle to justify a nickname as naff as Lamps!

[CROoney]

Lampard - "Stay away from my ref,-he awards us a penalty every time Drogba dives "
Ref - "Easy lamps , we were just talking, ...although my hand is in a quite interesting place right now..."
"Hey, he's touching ME man, not vice-versa" - says Boa Morte with a squeeky voice

[NateR]

I suck at these things, never do em.
I suppose i'll go with
Pull my finger....tats the first thing tat came to my mind

[CROoney]

Lampard - "Hey let's play "Guess That Smell" - you first "
Ref - "Gee , Lamps - leave the poor guy alone. it's disgusting "

[Justice]

"Look you, I never touched any pies alrite?"

[PrinceZane]

"How DARE you try to beat my record of lasting 4 seconds from a ref's ****"

[RichardsReds]

"Lampard still hadn't quite got to grips with how to play rock, paper, scissors."

[Ignatius]

"I thought i told you not to grab my ass"

[RichardsReds]

"Frank challenges Boa Morte to a thumb war"

[Keano4taoiseach]

Lampard: "WTF, Are they crumbs from the after-match pies on your mouth?"

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/lampardDM0203_468x698.jpg Keep the responses coming guys!!! LMAO at them!!!!

[Ignatius]

"ive never touched a black dude"

[Grif SA]

"Lick the whipped cream off my finger, I'm already past double my regular calorie intake..."

[carlyluvsunited]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/lampardDM0203_468x698.jpgI swear on my kids lives - there is a huge spider in your ear hole ... :eek:

[Red Devil]

I swear on my kids lives - there is a huge spider in your ear hole ... :eek: Dont give up the day job ;)

[haggler]

oi louis sniff this ellens on the blob and i was unaware till i pulled out my bloodied finger !

still the refs offered me a bj for a oner at half time so i cant complain


ill get me coat

[Ben.A]

[Frank]: you call me fat again and ill poke you in the eye
[Boa Morte] Your Fat
[Frank]Right thats it!

Best i could do

[RED_TIDE]

Franky to Boa - Your weeners this big ..

Ref - That just cannot be mate, let me see for meself

BOA - its cold ref - i swear on me life


:rolleyes:

[RichardsReds]

"The ref finally notices that Makelele is playing for West Ham in disguise!"

[Red Devil]

This competition is now closed.

Lets find a winner ............................... K4 - over to you

[carlyluvsunited]

This competition is now closed.

Lets find a winner ............................... K4 - over to youYou closed the thread ... :confused:

How can Bertie explain what he is doing - or who actually won if there is no thread any more ... ?

[Red Devil]

You closed the thread ... :confused:

How can Bertie explain what he is doing - or who actually won if there is no thread any more ... ?

Easy. Because I sent him a pm asking him to put a new competition in and to declare a winner! AND today is when he wanted thread closed.

[Red Devil]

"ive never touched a black dude"this is the winner

[-zuco-]

this is the winner

Says who?