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SALFORD RED
21-03-2008, 01:34 AM
If the romans had sky tv

No 3 o'clock crucifixion tomorrow for the messiah.....good heavens no...the crucifixion would be moved to 8 o'clock monday....or postponed till the end of the season and held in saudi arabia.


Who should Pilate let off and who should he crucify?

Text 07880 JESUS to save Jesus
Text 07880 BARABBAS to save Barabbas

Texts cost 40p. ( of which 1p goes to feed the slaves foundation ).

Good Friday, Super Sunday...they were half way there already.

Jesus would have been yellow carded on Sunday.

For simulation dying.

If he got suspended for it then it wouldn't really be a bad thing, as he wasn't really good on crosses anyway.

Crucifixion sponsored by Unibond No-Nails.
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Keano4taoiseach
21-03-2008, 02:53 AM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/small_carly/lmao.gif

Always nice to to see some Sky-bashing ;)

Jazz 16
21-03-2008, 02:55 AM
lmao brilliant

RedDevil4
21-03-2008, 11:11 AM
Its about time they reduce the cost of getting sky sports.

haggler
21-03-2008, 11:15 AM
i enjoyed this rant

Keano!
21-03-2008, 12:01 PM
lmao.............very good!

Red Devil
21-03-2008, 01:43 PM
Not sure what this is about, but good read!!! ;) Unless a Catholic!!