Red Devil
21-03-2008, 03:31 PM
6 year old John comes home from primary school.
"Mummy, I have a drinking problem"
Mum: OMG; looks at husband - this is all you fault, with your cans of lager and whisky!
Dad: what have I done, all I ever do for this family is give give give!
Mum: Our 6 year old son has a drinking problem and he sure as hell does not need you!
Dad: Well, fine! That's it, I'm leaving
Mum: Fine, you go - we can manage on our own!
Dad: Right I'm off *slam*
Mum: Don't worry son ,we can make it together, on our own. I want you to tell me what your problem is?
After all the shouting he stands there dumbstruck!
Mum: come on Johnny, whats the problem consist of?
John: If Paulo drinks one litre of orange juice, and Abdullah drinks 2 litres; how many litres have they drunk?
"Mummy, I have a drinking problem"
Mum: OMG; looks at husband - this is all you fault, with your cans of lager and whisky!
Dad: what have I done, all I ever do for this family is give give give!
Mum: Our 6 year old son has a drinking problem and he sure as hell does not need you!
Dad: Well, fine! That's it, I'm leaving
Mum: Fine, you go - we can manage on our own!
Dad: Right I'm off *slam*
Mum: Don't worry son ,we can make it together, on our own. I want you to tell me what your problem is?
After all the shouting he stands there dumbstruck!
Mum: come on Johnny, whats the problem consist of?
John: If Paulo drinks one litre of orange juice, and Abdullah drinks 2 litres; how many litres have they drunk?