Caption Competition - Win Vcash!!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

*Drum roll* I found it very, very hard to pick a winning post from the last round. Thanks for everyone who entered, they all made me lol!!!

The winner, however, is Ignatius for his second post :)

Next Caption: Enjoy!!! No vulgar language in your posts guys, same rules apply here as in main forums. Thank you. :)

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Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!

Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 30th March 2008.


p.s. Click on the link in my signature to come directly to the caption competition, most of the time, :D

[haggler]

look arsene its a football !!!!!!! i did not see it ------ its there in your hand ffs ------- i will have to wait till i have seen the video

[Red Devil]

Wenger: Sorry Monsewer, I distinctly said zat you vere not playing with my ball.

Sparky: Listen blind man! Thats the match ball pillock, we are waiting to kick off!!

[versa]

No limit to entries, eh? :rolleyes:

And I am hell-bent on winning this time...... :mad: [ ;) ]


Entry 1 of 10:
MH: "Hey, give back the ball!!"
AW: "Nope."

Entry 2 of 10:
MH: "Hey, give back the ball!!"
AW: "Huh?"

Entry 3 of 10:
AW: "Hey....... hey..... give me the ball...."
MH: "What the....??!"

Entry 4 of 10:
AW: "If you want the ball, talk to my hand."

Entry 5 of 10:
AW: "Ball? Where? Where?"

Entry 6 of 10:
AW: "Nope. I see no ball."

Entry 7 of 10:
AW: "Believe me, I think the ball is punctured."

Entry 8 of 10:
MH: "Hey! I want the ball!"
AW: "Use your own."

Entry 9 of 10:
AW: "Easy, easy.... Do know who is holding your ball!"

Entry 10 of 10:
Arse held Hughes' ball.

[akash_reds]

MH-give back the ball!!!!
AW-make me!!!!!
MH-im not going there....

[Red Devil]

The bloke in the middle:


"OMG!! Your Mark Hughes"

[Ignatius]

Mark Hughes - Hey! you already have a ball, let me have this one?!
Wenger - No, its my balls and im keeping it that way!
The guy in the middle - Cīmon! Let the boy have his balls!

[haggler]

hughes to wenger ---- look arsene stick to sweets for luring the kiddies we need that ball for the game

[Keano!]

Hughes: C'mon.....give it back! It's not yours...
Wenger: Ehh.....4th Official!
4th Official: Oooh.....you want your ball back....ha ha!
Wenger: Take him away! Now beautiful ball........I own you forever, 'zand ever.

[Keano!]

Wenger: Does 'ze baby vant his ball?
Hughes: Yes! I mean......yes, but I'm not a baby....
Wenger: Aww....'ze big boy vants his ball!
Hughes: Sheesh! Gimme my ball!!
4th Official: Here.....guys, theres a streaker on the pitch!
Hughes: I want the Frenchman's ball!
Wenger: Ahh! Keep 'zat veirdo avey from me!!

(Tried to emmulate a French accent in the post:o)

[Keano!]

Wenger: Keep away! Keep away!
Hughes: Stop messing! Here....
4th Official: Sorry Sir, he said "Keep away"
Hughes: So?
Wenger: Keep away! Keep away!...........

[futbol]

Wenger [holding me (futbol)] : I want this star player......

[Toybos]

Hughes: First Fergie steals Roy Keane off us, now Arsenes nicked our bloody football.

[SolskjaertheLegend]

Wenger: Zis is my ball
Hughes: Whats the matter? Can't grow your own?

[haggler]

wenger ---- alas poor yorrick i knew him well
hughes ---- cut the shakespeare crap and give me the ball professor
wenger ---- tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
physio----- oh christ arsenes missed his pills again

[Ignatius]

Wasting time

[Keano!]

4th Official: Alright Sparky! High 5.....
Hughes: Buzz off.........I've a job to do....ball Arsene, please
Wenger: Ah, ah! You didn't high 5 my best friend. Do you know what he does for me?
Hughes: I don't want to bloddy know........

[carlyluvsunited]

Mate, no need. I sent pm before you warned him. He didn't know that the same rules applied for Caption Comp. Not worthy of a first warning in my opinion.*carly shakes head in disbelief*

Is this the same Bertie ... :confused:

I've seen mods do a worse job than you are right now Bertie Boy ... :)

Well done and thanks ... Good work ... ;)

[haggler]

can you not see the blindingly obvious ? k4t has ambitions to become a mod and he will take every chance he gets to impress .

[Keano4taoiseach]

can you not see the blindingly obvious ? k4t has ambitions to become a mod and he will take every chance he gets to impress .
LMAO, that should really win the caption comp :D :p

Nah haggler mate, I just really love this place, and as you said yourself, I don't want it to turn into anything like redcafe or redissure or those cess-pools.

Now, Back to the Caption Competition!!! :)

[Red Devil]

Middle: K4? What the hell is that!!!

[SALFORD RED]

Sparky...." You put your right arm in, your right arm out "........

"Oh ! FFS Wenger put the ball down and play the game properly"
.

[Ignatius]

4th Official - "cmon, his going to be sacked. let him have this!"

[RussianArmy]

MH: Arsene would you kindly mind passing us the ball back so we can begin this 11 a side game of football.
AW: You can have the ball back if we can have David Bentley back, by the way your politeness and positive attitude are a credit to your family.
MH: Well thank you very much Arsene, you are truly the pride of France. But complements aside, there are 60,000 people here waiting for a football match. You know that David Bentley can only leave at the right price so we will talk again in the summer.
AW: And I am sure that you are the pride of Wales also, OK here is the ball. I hope that my team win this game of football, but if your team wins we will shake hands and retain our marvelous friendship.
MH: I agree 100% completely. You are without question my favourite person on planet earth.

[Keano4taoiseach]

MH: Arsene would you kindly mind passing us the ball back so we can begin this 11 a side game of football.
AW: You can have the ball back if we can have David Bentley back, by the way your politeness and positive attitude are a credit to your family.
MH: Well thank you very much Arsene, you are truly the pride of France. But complements aside, there are 60,000 people here waiting for a football match. You know that David Bentley can only leave at the right price so we will talk again in the summer.
AW: And I am sure that you are the pride of Wales also, OK here is the ball. I hope that my team win this game of football, but if your team wins we will shake hands and retain our marvelous friendship.
MH: I agree 100% completely. You are without question my favourite person on planet earth.
:eek:

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[SelbyRed]

'Look Arsene,Just because your team is full of babies,There is no need to take the ball home in tantrum'

[Red Devil]

When is this due to end?

[carlyluvsunited]

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 30th March 2008.

He tells you here ... :rolleyes:

Come on RD - get a grip of the situation ... :p

[futbol]

Its over then ? Who won (i hope me ......)

[haggler]

fella in middle --- omg mark have you never heard of just for men ?
hughes --- ok arsene i will give you 20 quid for it
wenger----- ball ball i see no ball

[Keano!]

I thought this was due to be over!

[futbol]

Its Closed. But who won ?

[versa]

Still open eh?:eek:

Fully utilising law of averages, can I squeeze in another 10 entries?

Entry 1 of 10:
................

Just messing. Hee hee. :D ;)

[Keano!]

Is it still open??

Whens the winner announced?? Me confused! :o.....lol

He can't decide which one of mine is the best! ;)

[futbol]

It never stops to amaze me ....

[Keano4taoiseach]

Closed. Winner to be announced in due course.

Next Caption will be up by the end of the day.

Thanks for all who entered. Start praying or bribing ;)

[futbol]

Im here. But I cant bribe cos im penniless. Show some mercy . (is this enough ?)

[versa]

Closed. Winner to be announced in due course.

Next Caption will be up by the end of the day.

Thanks for all who entered. Start praying or bribing


LOL. This is unprecedented in the history of this competition!! [Short history though.:o ] :eek:

The standards must have so improved by leaps and bounds that puts the one and only High Judge in dilemma and haplessness. :D ;)

P.S. Struggling with my TEN entries eh?

[haggler]

LOL. This is unprecedented in the history of this competition!! [Short history though.:o ] :eek:

The standards must have so improved by leaps and bounds that puts the one and only High Judge in dilemma and haplessness. :D ;)

P.S. Struggling with my TEN entries eh?to be fair hes only had all week to judge them . he is trying to look as if he is really judging not just giving cash to his alias

[Keano4taoiseach]

to be fair hes only had all week to judge them . he is trying to look as if he is really judging not just giving cash to his alias
You have a very wild imagination young haggler ;)

Go on then, who is my "alias" :rolleyes:

[haggler]

we are waiting for you to give him the cash to be sure

[versa]

to be fair hes only had all week to judge them . he is trying to look as if he is really judging not just giving cash to his alias

:eek: Fergie in caption competition!!!!?

Influencing and adding pressure to the judge (referee) eh? :rolleyes:

:D ;)

[versa]

we are waiting for you to give him the cash to be sure

Confirmed. Fergie has taken part in this competition.;)

[Keano!]

I want to know who won!

God......K4 is the master of suspense!

[haggler]

:eek: k4t vote rigging scandal to get job on the board shocker !!!

[futbol]

Im waiting.

[Keano4taoiseach]

The winner was decided a while ago, 20 minutes ago to be exact. Since RD isn't here at the moment I 'll announce the winner.

The winner is haggler for his first post.
look arsene its a football !!!!!!! i did not see it ------ its there in your hand ffs ------- i will have to wait till i have seen the video

Thanks for everyone who entered and make sure to have a go(es) at the next caption :)

[futbol]

Oh the dissapointment !

[versa]

The winner was decided a while ago, 20 minutes ago to be exact. Since RD isn't here at the moment I 'll announce the winner.

The winner is haggler for his first post.


Thanks for everyone who entered and make sure to have a go(es) at the next caption :)

Fergie does it again!!! :eek: :eek: :D

[Keano!]

Well done hags! ;)

On with the next!

[haggler]

i demand a retrial its rigged k4t and haggler are one and the same . i mean have you ever seen the two of them in the room at the same time . haggler was invented when k4t feared a ban